Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Okay, but..." Jiraiya hesitated.

"Shut up, there are no buts. You can't write this kind of book anymore, do you understand?" Dave shouted directly.

"Okay...I won't write anymore" Jiraiya said a little lonely.

"Jiraiya, bed 438, he owes several days of surgical fees, bed fees and medical expenses. He has already owed it for several days. If he doesn't pay, the hospital will throw him out." At this time, in the ward A nurse came over, looked at Jiraiya helplessly and said.

"I...I've made some money writing books these days, but it's still not enough. Can the hospital give me a few more days of grace..." Jiraiya said quickly.

"The hospital has given you another three days of grace within the stipulated time. If you don't pay the money... we really have no choice," the nurse said with some regret.

"I paid him whatever he owed. I am his family member." Dave stood up quickly and said.

"Huh, great." The nurse was relieved when she heard Dave's words.

When Dave comes back...

"Uncle Dave... thank you... but you have also seen the situation... if I don't write a book... I won't be able to support myself," Jiraiya said choked with sobs.

"I didn't stop you from writing a book, but the problem is, you can't write this kind of book anymore," Dave said with a slight sigh.

"Then besides knowing how to click on things about emotions, I don't know any other knowledge." Jiraiya smiled bitterly.

Dave stared at Jiraiya for a long time...and then...sighed...

"Okay, let me enlighten you, but you must not say that I taught you this," Dave sighed and reminded.

"Okay!" Although Jiraiya was a little confused, he nodded.

after an hour...

Jiraiya's face is full of excitement...

"Cute Sister-in-law", "Intimate Heaven", "My Playful Sister", "My Classmate's Mother I Met by Chance on the Road"

Jiraiya looked at the several book titles written in his hand. They were all ideas he came up with after being prompted by Dave. Even if the paper hadn't been unable to write, he would have had more ideas...

"You are committing a crime, you know! As the minister of the police department, you two actually dare to do such a thing under my nose!!" The mirror on the side was so angry that you two actually took it for granted. Discussing such pornographic books in front of me is really arrogant!

"Well, Uncle Jing, you wrongly blamed me! I, Jiraiya, have always been a good, law-abiding citizen!" Jiraiya hurriedly explained.

"Jing, we have been friends for so many years, but you still don't know me? What kind of person am I?" Dave and Ke Ke said in a confused voice, placing their hands on the broken bone on Jing's body.

Jing swallowed...

"Uncle Jing! I swear! I, Jiraiya, am sworn in with gambling and drugs!" Jiraiya immediately swore upon seeing this.

Jing nodded helplessly...

"But! The book you wrote cannot be sold in Konoha, do you understand?!"

"understand!"

"Also, the first book after writing must be reviewed by me. Although it will not be sold in Konoha, it must be measured and cannot harm the ninja world!" Jing thought of something, and Daiyi Lingran, the ninja world Put safety above yourself and said with a righteous attitude.

"understand!"

On the other side, Kakuzu is already on his way to Sunagakure...

Cloud Shinobi Village has been built, will other villages be far behind?

Not far away, no, Sunagakure is the second one.

Kakuzu took advantage of the darkness and sneaked directly into the Kazekage's office.

Feng Ying could only say that he was indeed a shadow. Hearing the movement, he put down the pen in his hand and raised it slightly.

On the ground where Kakuzu was standing, wind and sand were flying everywhere, directly solidifying Kakuzu's legs in the sand.

"Tell me, who are you?" Feng Ying put his hands together and dragged his chin, asking angrily.

"This is someone who comes to discuss business with you." Kakuzu said calmly without panicking.

"Discussing business? Have you ever seen someone discussing business? Did he jump out of the toilet in his office? And he even wore stockings on his head."

....

"I think you should know who I am. Since you want to do business with me, a shadow, then let me see your sincerity. Give me your legs first!"

As soon as Feng Ying finished speaking, he held his hand.

Kakuzu felt that the sand above his legs had begun to squeeze. This little trick was just a trick for Kakuzu. Kakuzu jumped back...

"Hiss.."

With the sound of fabric tearing, Kakuzu was safe, but his legs felt a little cold...

There is some silence in the office...

"Pfft... Hahahaha..." Feng Ying couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing...

I saw a pair of blue underwear with a white rabbit embroidered on those legs that were full of hair and second only to Hashirama's...

"I'm laughing so hard...Hahahaha, how old are you, yet you still wear this...Hahaha, are you a pervert! Hahaha!" Feng Ying laughed so hard that he could hardly breathe. ...

"What are you laughing at? My wife embroidered it, do you have it?" Kakuzu said with an indifferent smile.

"You... are looking for death!!! Are you sick?!"

As soon as the words fell, the two of them started fighting...

The sound of fighting in the Kazekage Building was quite loud. Chiyo, who had just gotten off work, suddenly heard the sound of fighting coming from the building behind him, and hurried up...

After going up...

I saw my Feng Ying fighting with a man wearing stockings on his head, with a ferocious face, hairy legs, and a blue white rabbit underwear between his legs...

It shouldn't be... It stands to reason that she is watching Feng Ying's daily routine and is very careful about it.

But where did this woman come from? With such long leg hair and silk stockings on his head, Kazekage... is he... so playful... Chiyo never thought that this could be a man. After all, which man would wear a white rabbit...

"Chiyo-sama! You came just in time! Come and help me capture this pervert!" Kazekage shouted happily when he saw Chiyo coming.

"Feng Ying, I won't bother you anymore, I'm leaving first. And, Feng Ying, take care of your health. I know that times have changed, and you young people are just having fun, but you are Feng Ying, and your health is more important. , After all, there is a village behind you." Chiyo knew no evil and left after saying that.

Kazekage was confused and looked at Chiyo leaving with wide eyes...

Where are you talking about?

"Also, woman, it's better to wear those stockings on your legs. Although I don't understand the sentiment of wearing them on your head. Maybe it's because I'm old, but you should pay attention. The wind in Sunagakure is still very strong. Don't I caught a cold. "Suddenly, Chiyo thought of something again, turned around and left...

Kazekage wants to die now...