Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Successfully deceived and cheated Sunagakure.

Kakuzu happily returned to Konoha with 3 billion...

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"Orochimaru! Orochimaru! Hahaha! Tsunade actually asked me to go to the movies!" Jiraiya flushed and excitedly rushed into Orochimaru's laboratory and laughed.

"..." Orochimaru looked silently at the broken experimental equipment behind his door..

"Ahem, this is an accident. No, Tsunade wants to invite me to a movie! Tell me! Does she like me?" Jiraiya asked excitedly.

"Actually, she also made an appointment with me in the morning. She lost millions at the casino. Shukaku couldn't bear it, so he gave her a bottle of drink with the winning lid and gave her two movie tickets for free. I'm The experiment has reached a critical stage and I don’t have time to do it. So according to what you say, does she also like me?" Orochimaru sighed and said helplessly.

"Don't be a simple man, brother, he wants to use you to get to know me!" Jiraiya said with a shrewd look on his face.

"Huh...you're hopeless...get out" Orochimaru was both angry and funny, a big snake came out of the corner and threw Jiraiya directly.

evening

Jiraiya put on what she thought was the most handsome outfit, holding a rose in her mouth, her hair shiny, and hurried towards the place she agreed with Tsunade, turning back every step of the way...

Under the trees outside the park, a blond figure stood there, as if waiting for someone...

"Baby, I've been waiting for a long time, I'm here."

Suddenly, a figure fell from the tree. Tsunade was about to punch it, but realized it was Jiraiya, so he stopped punching him. Jiraiya found an opportunity and grabbed Tsunade's hand.

After landing in the gap on the ground, Jiraiya pulled and hugged Tsunade. Jiraiya used force and turned Tsunade 360°.

In the end, Tsunade was half lying in Jiraiya's arms, and Jiraiya smiled slightly...

Then... Jiraiya pouted, and with the rose hanging in his mouth... he kissed Tsunade...

And the scene in Jiraiya's imagination of the two kissing gently and him bringing the rose to her mouth did not appear...

Veins popped out on Tsunade's head, and he punched Jiraiya into the air, and then Tsunade jumped up...

Spin and jump, Jiraiya closes her eyes

"Tian Shoujiao!"

I saw Jiraiya turning 3600° in mid-air a few meters high in just a few seconds.

Tsunade still saved his strength and didn't bury him directly into the ground...

"Tsunade...save some face, okay..." Jiraiya fell to the ground in pain and said aggrievedly.

"Tch, it's fine if I don't punch you into the hospital." Tsunade dismissed him and even wanted to kick him again.

"Isn't this a surprise for you? Uncle Dave taught me this. Aunt Yuemei even said that she used to like him like that," Jiraiya said aggrievedly.

"I see, then let me ask you, what is the difference between Aunt Tsukimei and me?" Tsunade asked, narrowing his eyes.

The atmosphere was silent for a while...

"You are not a woman! You are a big man! I knew it! No wonder you are flat-chested."

With a whoosh, Jiraiya flew high.

After fighting for a while, the two finally arrived at the entrance of the cinema...

Because there was road construction on the way to the cinema today, the street lights were not on. With the light of the cinema, Tsunade saw what Jiraiya was wearing...

"Why did you come here wearing big underwear?" Tsunade asked with a headache... No wonder everyone passing by looks at them...

"...Huh???***, I forgot to change! Ahem, Tsunade, you are lagging behind, this is the latest trend in Konoha." Jiraiya lowered his head suddenly, and then realized that he was wearing a Big pants... But he couldn't lose face in front of Tsunade, so he thought about it and said quickly.

The pants are still the kind with holes...well, the holes are in the back butt...

He's so good... I thought it was getting cold...

At this time, a figure slowly came from behind the two of them...

"Haha! Little Tsunade! Little Jiraiya! You are here too!" Hashirama hugged the two of them and laughed.

"Huh? Grandpa, why are you here?" Tsunade turned around happily and asked.

"We made this movie, so of course we should watch it." Hashirama touched his hair angrily.

With that said, Hashirama walked into the cinema... Only then did Tsunade realize that Hashirama was also wearing big pants...

"Haha, Tsunade, look! Let me tell you, Mr. Hashirama and I are both at the forefront of Konoha's fashion trends!" Jiraiya seized the opportunity and made a show of face.

Madara followed behind...

"He was kicked out by Mito," Madara said calmly and walked to the cinema.

Jiraiya and Tsunade were stunned for a moment, then followed them...

Walking into the cinema... today is the day when the cinema just opened... so Kakuzu is also there, working as a cashier and ticket seller for this movie.

"Hey, Kakuzu, you're here too." Hashirama smiled and nodded to Kakuzu.

Kakuzu said nothing and stretched out his hand to stop Hashirama.

"Ticket" Kakuzu gently raised his hand to Hashirama.

"What kind of ticket? I am the leading female... male lead in this movie. What kind of ticket do I need to watch a movie that I am starring in?" Hashirama asked unhappily.

"I don't care what role you play in the movie, and I don't care who you are in real life. Even if First Hokage comes, I won't give in to him. I only recognize the vote." Kakuzu smiled disdainfully.

"...How much does it cost..." Hashirama always felt that what he said was strange.

"200 taels per ticket"

"200 taels...no..." Hashirama touched his pants...uh...no...

"Here are 400 taels, here you go." Madara came over from behind and gave him 400 taels.

"Well, please come in. Oh, by the way, Hashirama, where did you buy the floral pants on your legs? They don't look cheap." Kakuzu made way for the two of them to go in. Suddenly, Kakuzu turned on the light and saw the pants on Hashirama's legs. Mao Pants asked doubtfully.

"What woolen pants? I'm just wearing big pants?" Hashirama turned around and asked in confusion.

....

"It's okay, just go in." Kakuzu suddenly understood and hurriedly let him in...