Crazy Dave Of Konoha

When everyone entered the theater and looked at the big screen above, everyone felt very strange...

"Uncle Dave? Why are you here too?" Jiraiya saw a figure through the dim light of the screen, and turned around in confusion and asked.

"I'll take your Aunt Yuemei to have a look," Dave said with a smile.

"That's right, that's not right, then wouldn't that boy Daiyue and Mikoto be seen by no one?" Hashirama, who was sitting in the row behind, asked in confusion after hearing this.

"Uh...Uncle, you are here too. Damn, I let my old father and Uncle Izuna take care of the children. Don't worry. After Aunt Mito kicked you out, she went shopping with my mother," Dave waved his hand and said .

"Dave...are you...sure, Dai Yue should be watched by Tobirama?" Madara suddenly thought of something and asked aloud.

"Uh... it should... it should be okay. I just ask my old father to cook for them. It should be fine... it should be... it should be fine. Well, they won't blow up the Hokage Rock and Senju Station." Dave swallowed and said as if to comfort himself.

On the other side... Inside the Senju Station...

"Dai Yue, let's go, grandpa will take you to the laboratory to see the Forbidden Technique I just invented, grandpa!" Tobirama said with excitement on his face.

"Grandpa...but...father said we won't be allowed to run around late at night," Mikoto, who was sitting next to him, reminded him loudly.

"It's okay, sister, we're just going to learn the Forbidden Technique that grandpa just invented. We won't get into trouble." Dai Yue hurriedly comforted her.

"Well, Izuna, please don't go. Cook a good meal for my granddaughter at home and take good care of her." Tobirama said to Izuna on the side.

Izuna nodded helplessly and had no choice but to do this...

"Dai Yue, grandpa, let me tell you, the Forbidden Technique I just invented is very easy to use. It is an advanced version of Tandem Paper Bombs. It uses hand grenades to attack each other. It is very powerful!"

"Really!! Grandpa, where is your laboratory? Didn't the one you had outside the village explode last time? Didn't Uncle Danzo not let you build a laboratory outside the village?"

"Hmph, can that brat Danzo still control me? But he is a Hokage, so I have to give him some face. Don't worry, this time I built the laboratory inside the Hokage Rock. Hum, I don't expect them to be able to release it. now"

"Okay! Let's go try to use grenades on each other now!"

Watching the old and the young walking and talking, they walked to the entrance of the station, and two flashes of light disappeared...

Izuna looked at the well-behaved Mikoto in front of her and sighed lightly... went to cook... Well, Mikoto was still happy, not as noisy as the two, one old and one young.

"Mikoto, what do you want to eat? Boiled fish? Stir-fried meat? Or... (dozens of dish names)" Izuna popped his head out of the kitchen and asked.

"Uh...Grandpa, you don't have to go to too much trouble, just fry two eggs." Mikoto smiled awkwardly, Grandpa Izuna is really all-powerful.

"Fried eggs, it's a small thing, no problem." Izuna smiled and nodded.

....

in the cinema

"Dave, what's the name of this movie?" Kakuzu asked Nanxue in confusion as he took Nanxue to sit next to Dave and Yue Mei.

""Mio. Madara. Luo and Liye. Hashirama. Zhu". Wait, why are you here? Don't you want to check the tickets?" Dave was stunned and asked in confusion.

"The inspection is over, so I brought Nanxue to have a look." Kakuzu said calmly.

Dave nodded and didn't ask any more questions...

Soon, the screen lights up...

Uchiha and Senju are two major families in Konoha. These two families have deep feuds and often fight. The Uchiha family has a son named Mio Madara. He fell in love with a girl named Uzumaki Mito who didn't like him. When he heard that Mito would go to the banquet at Senju's house, he decided to sneak into the banquet.

So Mio. Madara. Luo gave up Mito for Mito, and his younger brother Izuna. Luo gave up Mito for Mio. Madara. Luo to find a new girl. He and his friends put on masks for their own purposes and sneaked in. Banquet hall.

At the banquet, Miou Madara was deeply attracted by the daughter of the Senju clan, Reiye Hashirama Zhu... The two fell in love at first sight...

...The plot officially begins...

When the plot reached Tobirama Akane, Liye Hashirama Akura's younger brother, he proposed to duel with Miou Madara Akura, but was rejected by Miou Madara Akura, while Madara's brother, Izuna Akura, couldn't get enough of Tobirama Akura. Provocation, duel with him, and was killed. Madara was furious and killed Tobirama and was expelled from the city by other families and village decision-makers...

The hearts of everyone present in the cinema were instantly clenched...

And one night, Madara secretly returned to the village and happened to see Hashirama missing his lover on the window. When the two met, Madara jumped up, climbed over the window, and entered Hashirama's room...

The two spent their wedding night in Hashirama's room...

Everyone in the cinema felt an unprecedented sweetness...

The atmosphere in the cinema became sweeter and sweeter, Dave and Tsukimi couldn't help but kiss each other... Kakuzu and Nanyuki did the same... and Hashirama also gently rested his head on Madara's shoulder... uh ..Madara is asleep...so I don't know...

The same goes for other couples in the scene...

Jiraiya followed suit and turned his head affectionately, but the imagined scene of Tsunade looking at him equally affectionately did not appear...

Instead, Tsunade crossed her legs and picked her nostrils with her index finger...

"Hey, what are you looking at me doing?" Tsunade picked his nose and saw Jiraiya looking at him, and asked in a rough voice in confusion.

Jiraiya turned her head with a headache...Why is this bitch different from other women...

In the end, Madara thought Hashirama was dead, but Hashirama faked his death in order to deceive everyone in the village and find Madara outside the village to elope with him. Madara squatted in front of the grave and looked at the beauty lying inside. Her heart ached so much that she took the poison and drank it. And when Hashirama got up and saw that his lover was dead, he picked up the knife and inserted it directly into his heart...

As a result, both of them died. In order to commemorate this beautiful love, the people in the village made a statue...

People in the cinema couldn't help but burst into tears...

The lights of the cinema slowly come on...

Everyone left, and when everyone walked to the door of the cinema...

"Boom boom boom boom boom!"

"boom!"

There were continuous explosions from the Hokage Rock...and there was also a loud noise from the Senju Station...