Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Under fire coverage, 1,000 people did not last more than 3 minutes...

Even if someone tried to escape, they were killed by precise snipers from Hizashi and Hiashi from behind.

Konoha Plaza...

"Good! Good fight! Hahaha! Orochimaru is so powerful! So powerful!"

"Yes, yes, and Tsunade is playing well too!"

"Well, there are also the sniper twins of my Hyuga clan. They really make our Hyuga clan look good."

"Am I the only one paying attention to that white-haired guy? What's the use of summoning two old toads?"

Because the battle was broadcast live, the villagers gathered in the square early in the morning, and now the square is blocked...

In the Hokage building

"Dave, what do you think of Orochimaru?" Danzo asked as he and Dave were in the office, watching the live broadcast on their mobile phones.

"What do you mean? Want to retire?" Dave asked with a smile.

"Well, that's almost it," Danzo said calmly.

"Orochimaru is okay. He has a gentler temperament than Sakumo, but he just doesn't have the qualifications. But after the war, the qualifications are almost the same, and Sakumo has been designated by Hiruzen as the next Anbu minister, which is good." Dave touched He touched his chin and said.

"Well, then I'll just work hard for a few years. Orochimaru is still a bit young. Just wait for him to grow up for a few years." Danzo nodded with satisfaction.

"pong!"

At this moment, the office door was suddenly kicked open...

"Who is it? I wonder if this is the office of my...my master and his apprentice. The master has done a good job. It just so happens that this door has been there for several years. I am worried that there is no reason to change it." Danzo was about to curse when he saw Hashirama and Madara coming in. The words changed instantly.

"Dave, send me a sniper!"

"What?"

Watching Madara and Hashirama leave Konoha each carrying a sniper... Dave and Danzo had a headache... They knew they couldn't stay idle...

On the way...

"Hashirama, do you want to compete?" Madara asked with a faint smile.

"Oh? What kind of comparison?" Hashirama was immediately interested.

"I'll go to Rain Shinobi, you go to Sand Shinobi, and see who kills more. You can only use sniper rifles, and you're not allowed to use Chakra. How about that?"

"OK!"

"Okay, I'll take the first step. Summoning Technique. Lamborghini!" Madara laughed and took out a scroll.

When the smoke cleared, a red streamlined sports car appeared in front of Madara. Madara put on her sunglasses, put the sniper rifle in the trunk, got into the driver's seat, whistled to Hashirama, and then left it to Hashirama. A back view...

"Hey, what are you pretending to be? It's like I don't have anything." Hashirama muttered, and then took out a scroll from his waist.

"Summoning Technique. Takeaway eDonkey"

"Hmph, my little electric donkey is still faster than him." Hashirama hummed twice, mounted the little electric donkey, carried a sniper rifle on his back, and rode leisurely on the path...

It's not that Hashirama doesn't want to run fast... but the top speed of this little eDonkey is only 20...

Halfway through...

"Damn, I forgot to charge it again." Hashirama fell to the ground stunned..

....

The lost position returned to the seven people, and the seven people instantly felt confident...

Shicang looked at the supply team in front of him and nodded slightly. The leader of the supply team also nodded.

"Brother, tell me, what should we do, kill him directly or not?" Muuri Jinpachi said slowly.

"If we don't kill people, our purpose is to intimidate them. Loquat Juuzang, have you brought the things I asked you to bring?" Shi Cang turned around and asked.

"Brother, you ordered me to carry it with me all the time!" Loquat Juuzang nodded.

"Okay! Then let them see our momentum!"

Loquat Juzo put down the thing covered with black cloth that he was carrying on his back...

Then Juzo opened the black cloth, and there was a stereo inside...

"Show them!"

Rhythmic music slowly sounded from the speakers, and the eight people put their hands together

Then... open your hands... into a flower shape...

The eight people lowered their heads, raised their hands above them, and kept swaying...

The moment he lowered his head, Shi Cang winked at the leader of the supply team...

The moment the leader understood...

"Ah~ Such a powerful aura... No... It's too scary, too scary!" The leader wailed first and ran out in a panic...

The rest of the people also showed off their superb acting skills one after another and left here...

"Brother...did we...really scare them?" Lin Yuyu asked after swallowing.

"Of course! We have been practicing flower hand shaking for more than ten years, is it in vain?!" Shicang nodded confidently.

"Really?" Lin Yuyu was a little unsure.

Then he pointed to a delivery boy who hadn't left yet and took a photo of them to send to WeChat Moments...

"Ahem, now that our goal has been achieved, let's send these supplies back first. I guess they won't have anyone coming to send supplies in the past two days." Shikang quickly changed the subject. He will have to tell Uncle Dave later. , when looking for an actor, you have to find someone with superb acting skills, so what kind of person is it that takes photos and posts them on WeChat Moments?

The seven nodded and returned to Mist Shinobi with the supplies.

Looking at the pile of supplies covered with black cloth in front of him, Third Kazekage felt more and more that letting Miku lead Mist Shinobi was the best choice!

"Hahaha, in this battle, I, Mist Shinobi, have the right time, place, and right people! We are the final winners!" Third Mizukage laughed wildly.

"Come on, come on, what are you doing? These are important strategic materials for Konoha. Let me see what they have!" Mizukage said quickly.

Seven people helped lift the black cloth, and there were all big boxes inside...

"Could it be that these are all medical supplies, Juuzang, please open one and take a look." Third Generation muttered in confusion.

Juuzang nodded and opened each box...and then...silence...

"Juzang, talk, what's inside?"

"Third Generation... so what... come and see for yourself..."

Third Generation slowly walked forward...

Then...the atmosphere fell into silence...

"You said...in this war...did they use this thing?" Third Mizukage was silent for a while, then took out a small thing marked with an ultra-thin label from the box...and asked slowly .

"..It's possible. Think about it, Lord Third Generation. According to Konoha's current strength, the Hokage must be floating around. I have spies in Konoha, and many ninjas have brought their relatives there. If you don’t fight this war for a few years, you’ll understand... loneliness and all that..." Shi Cang remembered what Dave had said to him before and hurriedly said.

"Humph, Konoha, it's so rampant! Shikang, you're doing a great job, keep going! I want to see how they spend their empty nights in the next few years!"

"yes!"