Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Rain Shinobi Village battlefield, Orochimaru looked at Madara approaching with a sniper and had a headache...

"When is the next battle?" Madara asked calmly.

"Grandpa Madara, it should be quite some time before the next battle. After all, they were beaten a bit too hard last time," Tsunade said helplessly on the side.

"Then there are no enemies?" Madara asked somewhat unhappily.

He had agreed to compete with Hashirama. Maybe now Hashirama has started killing people, but there is still no progress on her side. How can this work?

"Uh... Yes, after that battle, Hanzo was still fighting against the Iron Kingdom, so he had no time to take care of this side. Now he only sends a few small teams to harass us from time to time, but they are all beaten by Hizashi and Hiashi. Kill" Orochimaru said after thinking for a while.

"Well, call Hizashi and Hiashi back and leave them to me."

...

Madara came here, drove Hiashi and Hizashi away, and squatted on the tree alone with a sniper...

"Boss, not one of the people who came here came back alive, be careful of an ambush," a Chūnin follower reminded him after swallowing his saliva.

"Hmph, an ambush is nothing, let them come out. This time we brought 200 people. The previous ones were all feint attacks to dispel their vigilance. This time we rushed into the 200 people directly from their rear. Ambush? We'll catch them off guard!" the leader Jōnin said disdainfully.

Madara heard their conversation and smiled lightly. If those two brats from the Hyuga clan were here, they might suffer a loss, but now I am here.

Madara closed her left eye, aimed her right eye at the sight, and then...pressed the trigger...

Jōnin, the leader who was talking nonsense just now, died instantly with a headshot...

"Be careful! Ambush!" The little follower shivered hard when he saw the leader in front of him was instantly shot in the head...

Madara smiled faintly and aimed at those hiding behind the trees. The special Chakra armor-piercing bullets he brought were capable of penetrating even ten trees.

"Ah!" The little follower screamed in fright when he saw that several people hiding in a tree next to him were also shot in the head.

"Boss, we have locked the enemy's position. It should be on the tree 300 meters away." At this time, a Chūnin hunched over and said quickly.

The little follower was stunned...

"Then you damn hurry up and bring someone over there! Why are you so stunned! Try to capture him alive if you can. He should be using a ninja tool. I don't believe he can carry hundreds of ninja tools!" The little follower gave him a loud bang.

Chūnin nodded aggrievedly and called on the remaining one hundred or so people to slowly approach Madara's position.

Madara took out a piece of chewing gum from his pocket and chewed it, shooting at the enemies walking towards him.

Everyone is only 300 meters away from Madara. If they want to capture Madara alive, they can only sneak past slowly... At this time, 300 meters, in the eyes of everyone, is 3 kilometers away...

In the end, only 100 of the 200 people reached Madara's location.

While Madara was changing the magazine, everyone took a breather.

"Brothers! Charge! He has no ninja tools!" the little follower stood up and shouted.

Madara had just replaced the magazine and was about to fire a few more shots. Suddenly, Madara noticed an unmanned camera flying next to him. He forgot that this was live broadcast to the people of Konoha.

Madara smiled evilly, jumped down from the tree, picked up dust on the ground with two fingers, and wiped two strokes of camouflage on her face...

Madara shouldered the sniper rifle and took out the pistol from her trouser leg...

"Come on!"

Person No. 100 saw Madara's shadow, and rushed toward Madara, screaming.

Madara didn't care, and kept running through the jungle to deal fatal blows to the enemy.

With that ghostly figure, everyone couldn't even see clearly what Madara looked like...

A dragon player was observing under the tree, his hands were in a knotted shape, and he was looking around nervously.

Suddenly, there was movement behind him...

"Water Style. Water Whip!" A water whip hit the past, but there was nothing...

Before the actor could react, he suddenly felt a little cold on his neck... He reached out and touched it...it turned out to be a trace of blood... Before the actor could say anything, he suddenly lost his breath...

Madara holds a pistol in her right hand and a dagger in her left hand, scurrying back and forth between the jungles, killing enemies from time to time.

Soon, the 100th person was beaten by Madara, and only the last two people were left...

"No fight, no fight... Ghost! Ghost!!" The little follower had been hiding from the beginning to the end. At this moment, he could no longer stand the depressing atmosphere and fled away howling in terror.

Madara glanced lightly and threw out the dagger in her hand. The dagger kept waving in the air and finally penetrated the opponent's heart.

There was only one person left crawling on the ground without making any noise. Seeing that Madara didn't move, he thought he had successfully hidden himself and hurriedly crawled towards where he came from...

Madara took out the pistol, tsk, there was no ammunition left, forget it, I was too lazy to change it. Then he took out a sniper rifle from behind and shot into the sky... Madara's Rinnegan simultaneously emitted a purple light...

I saw a small black hole slowly appearing in the sky, and bullets were shot into it...

The man was lying on the ground. Suddenly, he found a black hole in front of his face. He was stunned for a second, and a bullet shot out of it and hit his head.

"200 people, wipe them all out. Find someone to clean the battlefield and wait for the next batch of guests, over."

Madara took out the walkie-talkie and said calmly.

After putting down the walkie-talkie, Madara glanced at the camera lightly, and then only left her back to the camera...

Konoha Plaza...

"Ahhhh!!!"

Shocking shouts erupted in the square.

"Madara-sama is so handsome!!! So handsome!!!"

"Is this how you get stronger when you are old? Ahhhh!!!"

When had the villagers ever seen such a passionate scene? One person was against 200, and he didn’t even use ninjutsu. It was so cool! !

On the way to Sunagakure...

"Damn it! You let Madara pretend again!" Hashirama was also watching on his mobile phone. He understood that Madara's last look roughly meant, what about you, Hashirama.

"Drive! Piggy! We have to get there quickly!" Hashirama's legs were sandwiched between the takeout piglets seated under the seat, shouted.

Piggy glanced at Hashirama in displeasure...

Then...

"Oh! You're running the wrong way! You're running the wrong way! That's the quagmire over there! The quagmire!!!!"

"Ahhh!!"