Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Sunagakure battlefield..

Sakumo looked at a clay figure standing in front of him...a question mark on one end...

"Who are you?"

"Hashirama, I'm here to help you!" Hashirama said with his chest puffed out.

"...How can you help?" Sakumo has a headache...I'll ask the teacher what's going on later...

"No, I am a very good sniper!" Hashirama pointed to the sniper rifle behind him.

"...Then you go to this location first to find Kimima. He should need you there." Sakumo pointed to Kimima's location on the map.

"Don't worry Sakumo!"

Watching Hashirama leave, Sakumo quickly sent a message to Dave asking...

The explanation he got was to let him mess around, and he would be back after a few days...

...

Konoha

"The Kingdom of Iron sent a message, asking us to send out ninjas to help them deal with Hanzō of the Salamander," Danzo said, looking at the letter in his hand.

"Let's go, but we're not going," Dave said with a shrug.

"Then who do you want to send?" Danzo asked.

"Don't worry about this. How did he get the title of demigod? Let him reflect on it."

Then Dave walked out and sent a message to something...

A professional feces removal Black Zetsu: War? help? No, no, no, I'm busy here.

Shuaibi, who loves growing vegetables: You won’t go? Forget it, I'll go find George. After helping the Iron Kingdom this time, we will establish a good relationship with the Iron Kingdom in the future. If there is any business there...

A professional feces removal Black Zetsu: Come on, shut up, I'll go.

"Okay, someone is here, so you don't have to worry about it," Dave said to Danzo with a smile.

Danzo is confused...

Back to Hashirama's perspective...

"Grandpa Hashirama, why are you here?" Kimima looked at Hashirama arriving in front of him and asked in confusion.

"I'm here to help you, how are you? When will the enemy arrive?" Hashirama asked excitedly.

"Well, the supply team has already set off. Because of the ambush last time, this time they added 100 people to escort the supplies." Kimima said truthfully after receiving the message from Luo Sha.

"Huh? Only 100 people?" Hashirama was a little disappointed. Madara had already killed 200 people, why did he only come with 100 people...

"Then..." Junma stopped talking...

"You can lead your people back first. Leave these 100 people to me!" Hashirama promised, patting his chest.

"But.."

"Stop it, hurry up, when they come, I will start the operation. It will be bad if you affect my operation then!" Hashirama interrupted.

"Can.."

"Um?!"

Kimima finally received Sakumo's message and retreated first, but just hid somewhere not far from Hashirama...

Hashirama followed Madara's example, climbed a tree, and put two camouflage stripes on his face...

Then, Hashirama nodded solemnly to the camera, "Watch my performance!"

"Boss, the person who sent the supplies before was not here. He should be someone from Konoha. I'm afraid there is an ambush here." The sound of communication came slowly.

"Be careful. Although we brought 100 people with us this time, we still have to be careful. Everyone, be on guard!"

Hashirama excitedly aimed the scope at the leader's head...

Then, pull the trigger...

"Pong!"

"Enemy attack! Be alert!"

"Wait a minute, wait a minute...boss...look..."

The atmosphere is a bit silent...

After Hashirama pulled the trigger... the bullet hit the tree branch ten meters high next to the leader...

"Ahem, this was an accident!" Hashirama quickly explained to the camera...

Madara, who was watching from afar in Rain Shinobi Village, smiled disdainfully. It turned out to be so unreliable, Hashirama.

"Damn it, Madara must have seen it, it's so embarrassing, huh! It won't happen this time!"

"pong!"

Hashirama pulls the trigger again...

This time it hit the ground directly...

The atmosphere seems a bit awkward...

"I don't believe it!" Hashirama was so angry that he installed and removed several parts of the single-shot sniper rifle and turned it into a continuous-fire one...

Everyone stood motionless... Hashirama was happy, this is your fault, isn't this a living target!

Hashirama's continuous thrusts on Madara Ji..

Well... Hashirama did not disappoint, without exception, the bullets hit everything except the person...

"Hahahaha, this is a bad guy, not the God of Killer over at Rain Shinobi Village, who caught me alive! Damn it, it scared me to death!" The leader breathed a sigh of relief, he couldn't kill the opponent even if he stood still. Myself, it seems that this is a dishonest thing, so that’s easy to say.

100 people rushed towards Hashirama's position...

Hashirama was a little panicked and made an agreement with Madara not to use Chakra...

"Don't come here! I have a grenade here! This is a bomb more powerful than the explosive charm!" There is no way, it's embarrassing... Let's evacuate first...

"What? A grenade?! What is that? Sir, do we still want to go?!" Xiaolongtou asked nervously when he heard this.

"Let's wait and see what happens." The leader was silent for a while.

Hashirama touched what else he had on him. Damn it, that delivery pig took him into the quagmire. He probably dropped his pistol and everything in it...

Wait a minute! Hashirama touched again and seemed to have touched another grenade...

"It seems you don't believe it, right?! Okay, then I'll show you!" Hashirama threw the grenade in his hand and threw it into the woods...

Soon, a loud noise echoed through the forest...

Hashirama immediately took out another grenade...looking at them wildly...

Person No. 100 was frightened by the grenade. It was indeed more powerful than the detonating charm...

"With such power, I believe he doesn't dare to throw it. If he throws it, the explosion range will be enough to involve him. Go! Catch him!" The leader is very smart and has already spotted Hashirama's grenade. Explosion range, no panic at all.

"Don't come here! Don't come here! Okay! You forced me to do this!" Hashirama swallowed, then directly pulled the safety of the grenade in his hand and threw it towards them.

"Hurry! Hide! Does he want his life?" The leader was stunned immediately, but he quickly came to his senses...

Everyone hurriedly hid, some hid behind trees, some hid behind rocks, and some hid in trees... Hashirama also hurriedly hid, the explosion range could really affect him... ..

The grenade was thrown to the ground by Hashirama...slowly releasing smoke...

Everyone stared at it nervously...

Then...

"Hello, kid"

"What's the name of dad's dad? Dad's dad is called grandpa..."

....

The smoke dissipated, and a small doll music box in the shape of a grenade continued to sing...

The atmosphere was very silent, Konoha was silent, and everyone watching the live broadcast was also silent...

"Damn! Isn't this the gift I bought for Nawaki!"