Crazy Dave Of Konoha

The war has lasted for several months, and there are not that many people in Konoha Square at the moment...

But this side of the Hokage Building is...

"Dave! Dave! I****, I****, don't stop me! Let me kill him!! Dave I****" Danzo has a Sharingan and an ordinary eye at this moment. So scarlet...

"Calm down! Danzo! Calm down Danzo!! This is a misunderstanding!!" Kagami and Hiruzen hugged Danzo's thighs tightly...

"I misunderstood you ***, let me go! Let me go to him and fight for my life!!!" Danzo roared heartbreakingly...

Upon hearing Danzo's words, Kagami and Hiruzen looked at each other and hugged each other tighter... We can't let Danzo go...

Struggling for half an hour...

"Huh... let go. That's it. I'll have a talk with him." Danzo took a deep breath and said slowly.

"Really?" Jing raised his head and asked doubtfully.

"Um"

Kagami and Hiruzen slowly let go of Danzo with hesitation, and then they stood on both sides and pressed tightly against Danzo, slowly went downstairs... and walked to Dave's office door...

Danzo knocked lightly on the door.

There was no sound from inside the door...

Danzo knocked again...still no movement...

Looking at the veins slowly popping up on Danzo's head, Kagami and Hiruzen swallowed, and kicked the door open...

"Who the hell!" Dave, who was sleeping, suddenly woke up and yelled.

Danzo ignored Dave, slowly walked to Dave's chair, sat down, and looked at Dave. Hiruzen and Kagami were still worried about Danzo and followed him closely...

"...What's wrong...you're looking at me like this this early in the morning..." Dave was still a little confused...

Danzo slowly opened his mouth...

Then...

"****, I*(*&*&**&, I&**&&￥￥Let me go! Let me go! Let me kill him!!" Seeing Danzo riot in an instant, Jinghe Hiruzen knew this and quickly hugged his body and legs...

"What...what's going on is...I...I didn't do anything to be sorry for you or the village..." Dave was startled and huddled in the corner of the sofa...

"You have the nerve to ask! I'm ****, &&*#*￥,*(￥#&*#￥&, I&*&￥*#@*, let me go! Let me kill him!" Danzo He roared with anger, his face turned red.

"...What's going on..." Dave was still confused.

Didn't he just take a nap during working hours? Why is this such a big reaction...

"You! You!! You!!!, like father, like son!! I know your son didn't do anything good when he came to my house! I'm going to kill you!!" Danzo roared with astonishment.

"My son? What happened to Dai Yue... Doan is an honest, kind, friendly, honest and honest child..." Dave swallowed and asked in a trembling voice.

"Ahem...Dave...what...Yun'er is pregnant?" Seeing this, Hiruzen said softly in a low voice.

"What???"

"I'm going to kill you!!"

"Calm down! Calm down, Danzo! I didn't do that!"

"That was done by your son, and the son must pay the debt to the father!!"

....

Dave and Danzo fought for three days and three nights...it was not over until Dave was faceless and the bones of his left leg were broken...If Hiruzen and Jing hadn't been watching, Danzo would have almost blocked all the zombies. Out...

"Now that things have happened, Danzo, let's hurry up and arrange the wedding of the two little guys. After all, it won't sound good if word spreads about it." Hiruzen walked up to him and said hurriedly.

"My Yun'er is only 16 years old, 16 years old! 16 years old! She has just grown up!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyear-year-old..."

"16 years old... isn't that the right age to get married and have children..." Jing said slowly and doubtfully. (It is now the 30th year of Konoha, and the progress has been sped up because there is really nothing to transition to. So World War II started.)

Danzo, Hiruzen, and the faceless Dave lying on the ground looked at the mirror with strange eyes...

However, the three of them felt relieved when they thought about what Jing did at that time... After all, this guy is not a good guy...

"Hey, hey, look what I'm doing, that's a matter between your two families," Jing asked unhappily.

"Then... can you send me to the hospital first... Let's have a good talk at the hospital..." Dave, who was lying on the ground, struggled to speak.

Danzo snorted coldly, Jing and Hiruzen supported Dave and walked towards the hospital.

Dave is complicated and wants to laugh. The complicated thing is... he is married to his grandfather when he is only thirty-four years old... He hasn't even thought about his happiness yet... his grandson has popped up... he just wants to laugh... um ..Now that he has a grandson, Dai Yue can get out of here, and he won’t have to take care of anything that happens in the future.

In the hospital, the three of them were sitting together, Dave was lying on the bed...

The four men were silent...

"Pfft..." Jing suddenly laughed.

"Are you laughing? Are you laughing?" Danzo asked unhappily. He was still angry that this guy was still laughing.

"Ahem, Danzo, you have to think on the bright side. Look, you are only in your thirties and you can be a grandpa now. How great!"

"Hiruzen, call the doctor and put an extra bed here."

"...No, no, no, no, I just said that." Jing waved her hand quickly.

"Yes, Danzo, you are so awesome. Kagami's son and my son don't even have a girlfriend now," Hiruzen said with a smile.

"Hey! Don't take me with you! It's your son who doesn't have a girlfriend. My son has a girlfriend. In a few years, I can be a grandfather," Jing interrupted.

...

"In other words... my son is the only one who is single?" Hiruzen swallowed and asked.

"Yes." The three of them nodded at the same time.

"Well, let's chat first."

Hiruzen walked out of the ward, took out his cell phone and called his son.

"What's wrong, father?" Sarutobi Shinnosuke is still on the battlefield in Sunagakure, resting.

"Do you have a girlfriend?" Hiruzen asked calmly.

"Girlfriend? What do you want that thing for, woman! It will only affect my speed of swinging the stick!" Shinnosuke asked doubtfully.

"...You useless traitor! Dave and Danzo's children are getting married, they have grandchildren, Jing's child also has a girlfriend, md you are the only one single, what do you want me to do in front of them? Keep your head up!" Hiruzen shouted angrily.

"What? Damn it, Yun'er and Dai Yue are progressing so fast, they've already given birth to a child?? And that bastard Shui Wen, who agreed to be single together, actually found a girlfriend behind my back!"