Crazy Dave Of Konoha

In the hospital...

The three people sat on both sides of Dave's hospital bed, staring at the two people standing on the bed.

"You guys let me down so much," Danzo said slowly.

"Alas... the matter has come to this, your Uncle Jing has nothing to say." Jing sighed helplessly.

"Oh, you are young." Hiruzen shook his head.

"Boy or girl"

...

The doctor re-cast the plaster that Dave had just broken...

"Now that it has happened, tell yourselves, what should we do about it?" Danzo asked slowly.

"Don't worry, Uncle Danzo, I will be responsible!" Dai Yue raised her head and said.

"It doesn't matter if you don't take responsibility, you can't run away." Danzo snorted coldly.

...Dai Yue is speechless...

"Well, they are still kids, don't be so strict," Dave reminded aloud.

"Go away, you're going to be a grandpa, you're just trying to be a bad guy here," Danzo scolded angrily.

"Oh, the children are adults. Since they have done such things, they have to bear corresponding responsibilities," Dave said helplessly.

"Father...Mom went out to buy groceries with Mito's grandma, Kyaoyue's grandma, in the afternoon. Mikoto was picked up by Fugaku after school." Dai Yue raised her head and reminded weakly.

"I****, let me out! Damn it, that little brat doesn't want to live anymore, right? (*￥#&*, please take off the bandages and plaster! I'm fine! "Dave stood up instantly and roared.

"...We'll go back later. Let's talk about their marriage first." Danzo stopped Dave and said speechlessly.

"As for the wedding, let's schedule it for next Sunday. Sakumo and the others will also come back to make supplies. Everyone happens to be there," Dave thought for a while and said.

"Okay, that's it." Danzo nodded.

After saying that, Dave disappeared in a flash.

"Alas" Danzo looked at the two people in front of him and sighed helplessly, shook his head, and went out with his hands behind his back.

Hiruzen walked up to Daiyue, patted Daiyue's shoulder gently, and left.

Dai Yue looked at Yun'er beside him and pulled her out.

Jing was the only one left in the whole room... Jing was stunned for a moment... Uh... let's go too...

"Eh? Where was the patient on the bed just now?" At this time, the doctor came in and asked.

"Uh... he felt better and ran away."

"Okay... but his medical bills haven't been paid yet. You are his family member, come and pay."

"??? No, I don't know him!" Jing was confused, no wonder Hiruzen ran so fast...

"Huh? Aren't you Uchiha Kagami, the hospital's distinguished VIP client, one of the four gangsters of Konoha? You're famous. Don't be ridiculous. Aren't you four brothers very close friends?" the doctor said with a smile.

"No, no, no, I don't know them, I'm not the same person as them." The camera hurts...

"Oh~ I understand, you don't want your good brother to know, right? Don't worry, I will deduct the money from your VIP card. You can go." The doctor understood instantly...

"..."You know shit, you know it. Looking at the doctor's leaving figure, Jing gets a headache...

On the Hokage Rock...

Dai Yue and Yun'er sat on Hashirama's head. Under the moonlight, Yun'er leaned gently on Dai Yue's shoulder...

"Dai Yue...I'm scared." Yun'er curled up.

"It's okay. I'm always by your side." Dai Yue smiled slightly and hugged Yun'er with one hand.

"Just like my father always taught me, since you have done something by yourself, you must take responsibility for it. I used to beg for food on the street to shoulder my responsibility," Dai Yue said with a smile.

"Pfft" Yun'er burst out laughing.

"You smiled"

"Humph, I didn't laugh." Yun'er turned her head and refused to admit it.

"Promise me... you will always smile from now on. I like the way you smile so much," Dai Yue held Yun'er's hand and said affectionately.

"Um"

The two looked at each other lovingly, and then kissed each other... (Happy Valentine)

Danzo in the Hokage Building noticed this scene and was smashing things incompetently and furiously... He now wants to blow up the Hokage Rock...

After a long time, their lips parted... Yun'er leaned on Dai Yue's shoulder

"Dai Yue! Look! Shooting stars!" Suddenly, Yun'er pointed at a shooting star in the sky and shouted happily.

"Well, so beautiful." Dai Yue smiled and nodded.

The meteors keep flying...The meteors are getting closer and closer...

"Wait a minute...that's not a meteor...that's Fugaku!" Dai Yue suddenly realized and said.

"Eh? Dai Yue! Hello!" Fugaku, who was flying in the sky, naturally noticed Dai Yue and said hello to Dai Yue...

Then Fugaku flew away...

"Well... Dai Yue... don't I need to go see Fugaku? If he fell from such a high place," Yun'er swallowed and asked...

"It's okay, my father should be there to pick him up. If you don't believe me, wait and see, he can still fly." Dai Yue knew her father very well, and said with confidence, like a bet.

Well, as expected by Dai Yue, Fugaku flew up again from where he landed...

Fugaku just kept landing and taking off...

Yun'er leaned on Dai Yue's shoulder, imagining that this was a shooting star...

"Dai Yue... let's give the child a name, okay?" Yun'er suddenly thought of something and said with a smile.

"Okay, I'll listen to you," Dai Yue nodded.

"Hmm~ When my mother and I went for a check-up in the morning, the doctor from the Hyuga clan saw that it was most likely a boy. Obito, how about calling him Obito?!" Yun'er said excitedly after thinking about it.

"Okay, let's call him Obito." Dai Yue looked at her fondly and nodded.

"Hey! By the way, I have to tell grandpa about this. Grandpa and the others don't know about it yet." Dai Yue suddenly thought of his grandpa and quickly took out his mobile phone to call Tobirama.

"Daiyue, what's the matter? Grandpa, I have recently acquired a new batch of ninjutsu. Do you want to come and learn it?" Tobirama answered his grandson's call and asked happily.

"Grandpa! You are going to be your grandson!" Dai Yue said excitedly.

....

"What??" Tobirama was confused..

"Bah, bah, bah, I mean, you are going to have a great-grandson," Dai Yue realized and hurriedly corrected him.

"Oh, great-grandson"

There was silence on the phone for a few seconds...

"What??? Great-grandson?! My*! Great-grandson! Daiyue, you have a child?!" Tobirama shouted instantly.

"Uh...yes, Yun'er is pregnant...our wedding is scheduled for next Sunday."

"Look at you kid, why didn't you tell me earlier! Hahahaha!"