Crazy Dave Of Konoha

The next day, Hokage Building

"Hey, the in-laws are here to work." Dave looked at Danzo with two dark circles in front of him and said hello.

Danzo looked at Dave with an angry look on his face. Dave immediately shut up and went to his office...

It's time for the meeting, Dave, the mirror is here...

"Where's Hiruzen?" Danzo asked, looking into the mirror.

"Hiruzen, I don't know. He is usually very punctual. Is there something wrong with Anbu today?" Jing said doubtfully.

"This meeting is mainly about his Anbu. If he doesn't come, it's a nonsense meeting. Call him." Danzo was speechless.

Just when Jing was about to call Hiruzen, Hiruzen arrived late...

"What's going on today?" Seeing Hiruzen's hurried look, Danzo asked in confusion.

"Uh...my wife is pregnant." Hiruzen smiled awkwardly and scratched his head.

"...."

"How should I put it... Hiruzen... you are still... tsk... um... you are still strong." Dave was also confused and said with an awkward smile.

"Let's not talk about this anymore. Let's go home and see Lake Biwa in the evening. Let's have a meeting first," Danzo said, patting the table.

"This meeting mainly focuses on four points. The first point is that good news came from the Iron Kingdom. They have completely repelled Hanzō of the Salamander. This is good news for our ally, the Iron Kingdom. Not for us." Danzo looked around the three of them, avoiding Dave, and said slowly.

"Hanzo failed to conquer the Iron Kingdom, so all his energy will be focused on our Konoha. What do you want to say?"

"No, I believe Orochimaru and the others can handle it." Dave nodded.

"Mirror, Hiruzen, do you have anything to say?" Danzo looked at the other two and asked.

"No, I also think Orochimaru and the others can handle it."

"Okay, then the second point, regarding the Sunagakure battlefield, for a few months, Sunagakure has only been continuously transporting supplies and reserving military energy. There has been no direct conflict with our Konoha army, and there has only been small-scale harassment. You guys What do you think?" Danzo continued.

"Maybe they want to save more power and make a big wave?" Dave thought for a while and said.

"What about you?" Danzo ignored Dave directly.

"Avoid Dave" Mirror and Hiruzen looked at each other, um, seconded.

"Okay, third point, on the battlefield between Iwagakure and Cloud Shinobi Village, Iwagakure kept harassing Cloud Shinobi Village, and sometimes even Ohnoki came on the scene. Cloud Shinobi Village is currently just passively counterattacking and not fighting them head-on. What do you think? "

"There is a problem. Ohnoki appeared so early, but Raikage has not been seen yet. This means that Raikage has also discovered a problem, but they don't know there is an ambush, so Raikage does not dare to act rashly. And Ohnoki's words, his purpose. It’s not hard to guess, it’s Raikage. Catch the thief first,” Dave said directly without thinking.

"Why do you think that?" Danzo asked, ignoring Dave this time.

Dave took out his phone, pulled up a scene and handed it to Danzo.

"What does this mean?" Danzo asked confused.

"This is a satellite map. No matter how much Ohnoki tries to stop us from carrying our mobile phones on the battlefield, some people will always take them secretly. After all, the battlefield years are so lonely. If ninjas miss their families...right?" Dave smiled Xiao explained.

"...Can you be more direct?" Danzo was speechless.

"Did you see those blue dots on the map? I made statistics in the background and found that nearly 6,000 mobile phones gathered there. According to the total estimate, there should be 10,000 people. Do you think these 10,000 people are standing still? Why?" Dave said.

"Ten thousand people, so many? Is Onoki crazy?" Danzo said in surprise.

"Everyone in the ninja world knows about Raikage's hot temper. Onoki is so disgusted with him just to anger him and make him come to Onoki. At that time, Onoki will directly attack 10,000 people. Even if he drags him, he can drag Raikage to death."

"..Do whatever you want with them, but always keep an eye on them."

"The last point, Hiruzen's Anbu, will carry out Konoha's elite management and education, strengthen the promotion of Hiruzen Anbu, and the education within Anbu." Danzo said the most important point of this meeting.

"This plan, called Anbu Special Forces, will continue to be implemented in the future," Danzo said while looking at Hiruzen.

Hiruzen looked at Danzo silently...

"...What's wrong...do you have any opinions?" Danzo was stunned and asked in confusion.

"I ****, you ****, I will be retiring in a few years, you strengthen Anbu for me?? Do you know! Do you know that I, Anbu, are now a group of uncles and gentlemen who are providing for the elderly? !" Hiruzen slammed the table and stood up.

"Ahem... don't worry... isn't this a strength for you? Well, if you really can't bear it, why don't you just work for a few more years?" Danzo smiled awkwardly.

"Hmph" Hiruzen snorted coldly.

"This plan will have many aspects. Each Anbu action team will have 5 people, including taijutsu melee infantry, taijutsu long-range snipers, medical soldiers, ninjutsu expendable soldiers, and bomb demolition soldiers."

"The selection is held once a year, and 100 people are selected each time. Anbu's salary will be increased additionally, and I will send you the detailed documents. If you want to teach them, please hire Hiruzen to teach them for one session first. After this session, they will I can leave the next session to them,” Danzo said.

"Wait a minute, you want me to teach you?? I know nothing about the things you're talking about?" Hiruzen asked confused.

"You said it wrong, let Sakumo teach you" Danzo quickly corrected himself.

"Sakumo? Does Sakumo know these things?" Hiruzen was confused.

"Hmph, Hiruzen, you are looking down on my apprentice too much. I am his master, do you know that?" Dave said with a proud hum.

"Well, there is news from Sakumo that he will face Chiyo tomorrow. Let's see how he performs, okay?" Danzo knocked on the table and then said slowly.

"Um"

"That's it, let's break up the meeting."

"In-laws, let's go have a drink?"

"Get away from me as far as you go"

....

Senju station...

"Tobirama, what are you doing?" Hashirama was rushed back by Sakumo. As soon as he returned home, he saw Tobirama busy...

"I'm sorting out my Forbidden Technique. There are 5,000 volumes in total. Well, including Sharingan and Wood Style, it's 6,500 volumes." Tobirama said slowly while sorting out the books.

"Why are you sorting this out? Didn't I tell you not to spread this out?" Hashirama asked angrily.

"Who said I was going to spread? I will teach my great-grandson when he comes out. I must train him to be as talented as my grandson! Later, Rinnegan and Baiyan I will also go and get them." Tobirama Said with great determination. Then he thought of something and ran out in a hurry.

"Wait, wait, roll your eyes?? Why are you rolling your eyes??"

"Maybe one day my great-grandson can take one with him to play with."

...

Hashirama tried hard to stop Tobirama from having this speechless thought...