Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Rain Shinobi Village battlefield

"Orochimaru, shall we go back today?" Jiraiya asked confusedly as he watched Orochimaru pack his things.

"Well, today is the wedding of Dai Yue and Yun'er. It just so happens that we will go back to replenish supplies today." Orochimaru nodded.

"???Wedding??? What wedding?? Why didn't I know?" Jiraiya was instantly confused.

"Didn't you receive the news? Yun'er is pregnant." Orochimaru turned around and looked at him in surprise.

"Oh my god, this boy Dai Yue is actually married! He has children. His brother Jiraiya doesn't even have a partner yet!" Jiraiya roared heartbroken.

"No, the target is over there, let's see if you can seize it." Orochimaru blinked at Jiraiya, his eyes drifting to another tent outside.

"...Forget it, she is different from other normal women. She can't be offended. I'm going to pack my things." Jiraiya shuddered hard...

"Here, I've packed your things for you. I know you're unreliable." Orochimaru took out his backpack from behind and threw it to Jiraiya.

"Hey, hello, Orochimaru!" Jiraiya smiled and rushed up to give Orochimaru a hug.

"Orochimaru, you saw my... what, you continue, excuse me. And ha, hurry up, the wedding time is coming soon." Tsunade pushed open the tent door at this time, saw this scene, and smiled awkwardly Laughed and left quickly.

....

After a while, Orochimaru gave the two a backpack.

"What is this? Orochimaru, aren't we going to take a car, where is your car?" Jiraiya looked at the backpack in his hand and asked doubtfully.

"It's so slow to drive on the ground, we're flying." Orochimaru smiled faintly and put on his backpack.

I saw two sharp air currents instantly rushing out from under the backpack, directly lifting Orochimaru into the sky.

Jiraiya only saw little stars, and immediately started to learn in a decent way...

"ah!!"

Watching Jiraiya fly out of their sight...

"Uh... Orochimaru, Jiraiya, are you okay?" Tsunade looked at Jiraiya who disappeared into the horizon and asked in confusion.

"It's okay, he's an idiot. I've already prepared it. He's set up with automatic navigation. I'll bring him back later. Let's go first." Orochimaru shook his head and took a step ahead with Tsunade.

Wedding scene..

Kakuzu wore a black suit and sat at the door of the wedding venue to receive gifts...Nan Xue beside him helped him write the list.

"George...uh...what did you give me?" Kakuzu asked confusedly, looking at the dwarf in front of him and the thing in his hand.

"Hmph, this is an automatic feces collector that I spent half a year making. Not only can it automatically collect human excrement on a daily basis and clean up toilets, it can also intelligently distinguish mixtures and decompose them. If you get married, you will need it in the future." George He said with a huff.

"...I thank you on their behalf." Kakuzu was silent for a while. You gave this to someone else's wedding... Although it sounds more practical... but something feels wrong.

"Black Zetsu, what about you?" Kakuzu looked at Black Zetsu and asked.

"No" Black Zetsu pointed to the pile of White Zetsu behind him.

"Huh???" Kakuzu was confused again.

"These White Zetsu have no consciousness of their own, but they can obey orders. If their arms or legs are broken, they will grow back on their own. After they get married, they will no longer want to do housework. These White Zetsu can help them with the work." Black Zetsu smiled. He introduced with a smile.

"I... really want to thank you both for them." Kakuzu had an even bigger headache...

Nan Xue smiled and thanked them both.

Looking at the backs of Black Zetsu and George arguing as they entered, and looking at Kakuzu's headache, Nan Xue snickered.

"At least it's their wish. I've heard you say that they are not human beings, so it's good to be like this," Nan Xue comforted.

"Well, okay, what about, Black Zetsu! Can you take these White Zetsu aside first, how scary it is!" Kakuzu looked at the pile of White Zetsu standing in front of him, how scary...this If I put it at home, I would be scared to death if I woke up in the middle of the night and saw it...

"Just order them to disappear." Black Zetsu turned around and shouted.

"disappear"

After Kakuzu finished speaking, several White Zetsu in front of him instantly burrowed into the ground.

At this time, several figures walked slowly from the side, Madara in a blue suit and Hashirama in a red suit, Tobirama in a white suit and Izuna in a black suit.

"What are you giving?" Kakuzu looked at them and thought it was normal. After all, these four goods had never been like this...

"Diapers, children's clothes, milk powder, toys" Tobirama took out a lot of things.

"Two houses, hehe, they are in the Uchiha tribe's land. If they want to come to the Uchiha tribe's land in the future, they can live there." Izuna took out two real estate certificates in a simple and unpretentious manner.

"One billion" Madara took out a scroll and threw it to Kakuzu. There was one billion ryo in it.

"Ahem...what...I...washboard" Hashirama blushed and took out a beautifully packaged...washboard from behind...

"...I thank you on their behalf, let's go in." Kakuzu was speechless, but he still accepted it and let them in.

After all, with Hashirama's financial strength...well...50 taels for a washboard is already his limit...

At this time, another two families came over...

"Senju Butsuma, Uchiha Tajima" Kakuzu looked at the two people in front of him and nodded.

"Oh, hey, I've only been here for more than ten years, and I'm already going to be my great-great-grandfather. Oh, there are so many descendants~ Since he is my great-great-grandson, I have to be generous no matter what, how about 100,000 taels!" Butsuma took out one hundred thousand taels and said with a laugh.

"You poor bum, I'll give you 100 million." Veins popped up on Tajima's head, but thinking about Butsuma, this poor bum, only gave him 100,000, well, I won this time.

"Bastard Tajima, what do you mean you got more than me?!" Butsuma immediately felt unhappy.

"Poor bitch, are you worthy?" Tajima gave him a disdainful look.

Butsuma is speechless. All the money in the family is controlled by his wife. How can he have money? He has secretly hidden these 100,000 taels for several years...

Of course, Butsuma's family status is still very high. Basically, when he needs money, his wife will give it to him, but Butsuma prefers to have a small treasury. He usually has no shame to ask for Internet access or recharging games. Wife wants it.

"Yeah, tsk, I don't deserve it. In a few months, I will take my grandson, great-grandson and great-great-grandson to your house to see you, a lonely old man." Butsuma snorted twice and left arrogantly. Got here.

This time it was Tajima's turn and she had nothing to say...mdWhere are those two little bastards! Damn it, Butsuma has several generations of grandchildren, and he doesn’t even have a grandson here... He gets angry now when he thinks of those two old bachelor sons...

Izuna and Madara shuddered hard during the wedding...