Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Huh, luckily I caught up." Tsunade and the other three came down from the sky and landed right in front of the wedding venue.

"Oh? Tsunade, you are back." Kakuzu, who was about to pack his things and go in, saw it and asked with a smile.

Kakuzu doesn't dare to call Tsunade "little Tsunade" now...well...after all, he's quite old now...whether it's age or...well...

"Hmm, Uncle Kakuzu, we also want to give gifts!" Tsunade nodded, took out a box from his pocket and handed it to Kakuzu.

"What is this?" Kakuzu asked after taking it, but he was stunned after opening it...

"Gold and diamond dice! Haha, isn't it very memorable! I will give this to my little nephew who was born soon. I hope he can be like me!" Tsunade said happily.

"...I thank you on their behalf. You are so thoughtful, Tsunade." If you are like that...then the Senju clan will be doomed..With you, the pressure of the Senju clan is enough...and another Senju clan can't survive. Already...

"Ugh... ugh... Orochimaru... next time... next time can we be on the ground... I don't want to fly anymore... ugh..." Jiraiya has been kneeling on the ground since he landed, vomiting wildly. ...

"Uncle Kakuzu, this is my gift!" Jiraiya paused for a moment, then took out a set of beautifully wrapped books and handed them to Kakuzu.

"Oh? Books? Is it educational? Jiraiya, you are interested." Kakuzu nodded with satisfaction. Jiraiya is quite reliable.

"That... is no, it's the unabridged collector's edition of "Indulgence in Paradise" written by myself, and it has my autograph in it! It's very memorable!" Jiraiya shook his head and said excitedly.

"...Get out of here!" Tsunade heard veins popping up on his head and kicked Jiraiya into the wedding venue...

"Orochimaru, where's your gift?" Tsunade suddenly turned his head to look at Orochimaru and asked with a ferocious look on his face. If Orochimaru, like Jiraiya, comes up with something unreliable, Orochimaru is sure that he will be with Jiraiya in it right away...

"My gift, well... there's still a little time left. It'll be ready in the middle of the wedding." Orochimaru took out his phone and looked at the time and said after thinking.

"Okay, come on in, the wedding is about to start." Kakuzu said with a smile when he heard the commotion inside the wedding.

The two of them also quickly went in.

Hashirama waved his hand towards Tsunade and motioned to sit here. Orochimaru went to his parents' place... Jiraiya looked around... uh... he went to sit at the same table with Sakumo and the others...

"Tsunade... Grandpa asked you, do you have a sweetheart?" Hashirama looked at Tsunade and asked with a smile.

"Grandpa, why are you asking? No." Tsunade glanced at Hashirama in surprise, then shook his head.

"Look Tsunade, you are almost 20 years old. You are so old. Your grandfather and I also want to hold a great-grandson," Hashirama said with a smile.

"Then you should go find Nawaki! Your great-grandson or something, you have to go find him..." Tsunade has a headache...

"Isn't Nawaki not yet an adult? He's still young, but you're not too young." Hashirama said with an awkward smile.

Tsunade doesn't want to pay attention to him...

"Ahem, little Tsunade, what do you think of Orochimaru's child? I think it's good. You two grew up together, and he's so good and has a gentle temper. He's very good." Hashirama saw Tsunade and didn't say anything, thinking of Orochimaru. That child, I quickly recommended it to...

"He??? Hiss. Just forget it..." Tsunade thought of Orochimaru's previous experiment, with snakes crawling all over his body. That guy was a pervert... and he quickly shook his head...

"What about Jiraiya? Although this child is a bit careless, he has been watching you since he was a child. He likes you very much, although it is a bit unreliable." Hashirama thought of the child Jiraiya again.

"He...hey, grandpa, please don't worry about me. I'll ignore you." Tsunade was silent for a while, and then ignored Hashirama.

Hashirama smiled innocently.

The wedding begins, Kakuzu is the host...below...

"In-laws, don't be so sad, come and have a drink." Dave said with a proud smile on his face, picked up the wine and said to Danzo.

"Get out of here." Danzo has been unhappy with this guy since morning. The smile on his face really makes him sick...

"Hahaha, let's have a drink on the child's big day." Dave laughed happily.

"Ahem, Danzo, it's okay. When Mikoto gets married in the future, you can just find your place." Hiruzen on the side was also a little speechless. He hurriedly said to Danzo, don't wait until Dai Yue and Yun'er arrive. He also had a frown on his face, which was very unsightly.

"Yes, hum." Danzo also reacted after listening to Hiruzen's words. With Dave's behavior, maybe what will happen that day. Thinking of that day, Danzo's mood instantly improved.

On the other side, Rain Shinobi Village...

"Sir, there is news from Konoha's informants that the three people who fought against us have all returned. Now they are leaderless. This is our great opportunity!" A subordinate said to Hanzo.

"Okay, but I won't go. Their leaders are not here. It would be embarrassing for me, a demigod, to go there. In this way, if you go with 1,500 people, you must kill them without leaving a trace!" Hanzo's eyes lit up. It's a great time.

"yes!"

Wedding scene...

Orochimaru got a call

"Lord Orochimaru, you are really good at predicting things. As soon as you left, there was movement at Rain Shinobi Village, and now the army is coming towards us." Hyuga Hiashi detected the movement with his Byakugan, and quickly called Orochimaru. Telephone.

"Well, take your people and retreat a few kilometers to the rear, and tell me when you get to a safe location. It's time for my wedding gift to Dai Yue to come out." Orochimaru nodded.

"yes!"

A few minutes later, Orochimaru received word that Hiashi had arrived at a safe place.

"Start it, coordinates****" Orochimaru then sent a message to Ruizinhime in the experimental base.

"Okay, Orochimaru, I'm going to help you this time. Hehe, it's not too much for me to buy more things," Ruizinji asked with a smile.

"Hmm..." Orochimaru was speechless..

Ruizinji received Orochimaru's affirmation and directly pressed a red button on it...

Suddenly, Konoha suddenly shook, and everyone at the wedding was stunned...

In the sky...

Something shining brightly and emitting fire flew towards the 1,500 people in Rain Shinobi Village...

Rain Shinobi Village battlefield...

"Boss, look! What is that thing in the sky!" The leader of 1,500 people suddenly looked up...

Then...

"I wish Dai Yue and Yun'er a happy wedding and a happy marriage for a hundred years. -- Orochimaru's gift"

Everyone at the wedding scene looked towards the explosion...

The red smoke flying in the sky slowly revealed a few big characters...