Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Hanzo looked at the business card...

I thought of what the older generation said a few years ago...

"Hanzo... I'm very happy that you are respected as a demigod by the ninja world. From now on, Rain Shinobi Village will depend on you... Ahem... Hanzo, remember, everyone in the ninja world is You can mess with him! But that person can’t be messed with! “The old man was lying weakly on the hospital bed.

"Who is it, senior?" Hanzo asked in confusion.

"The black-faced devil... Remember, Hanzo, the most you can lose is your life if you fight against other people. If you fight with him, you will throw away your life and your life together with your book and your background!"

"Yes, I remember"

Hanzo recalled the old man's warning to him... He looked at the name on the business card in front of him and swallowed...

He had faced off against Kakuzu ten years ago, and the old man hadn't said this to him at that time, so he was young and frivolous at that time and didn't know how much the opponent weighed. When he told the old man what happened, the old man was so frightened that he almost lost his wits... That's how the old man warned him while lying on the hospital bed...

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If you encounter any problems in the above industries, please call the following number: ********. Mr. Kakuzu.

Price determines quality, quality is linked to service, and capable people do capable things. ——Kakuzu. (The one with the highest price will be given priority)

After reading the business card, Hanzo swallowed...

"Your name is Loquat Juuzang, right? What does his business card mean? How can you call him here?" Hanzo swallowed. He did have a big problem that he needed to consult Kakuzu.

"Well, it's simple, just call his phone number. Don't you? You don't even know this? Don't you even have mobile phones in your village?" Loquat Juuzang asked doubtfully

"No" Hanzo shook his head.

Kakuzu is responsible for exporting mobile phones and other supplies... He is not blind... He is as poor as Rain Shinobi Village and still imports. He must be out of his mind.

"Okay, I'll call you and call him over." Loquat Juuzang nodded helplessly, took the business card, and called Kakuzu according to the number on it.

Kakuzu over there received the call and appeared in front of the two of them in less than a minute. This business was coming.

Hanzo looked at Kakuzu and swallowed...

night...

Dave got up from the office. Well, it was getting dark and it was time to go home and continue sleeping.

Dave stretched out and walked out of the office where he had slept all day. Suddenly, he noticed that the light in a nearby room was still on.

"This Homura left without even turning off the light. It's true. I'll turn it off. The in-laws from the province will come over tomorrow and argue about this matter again." Dave stretched out and walked to the door...

Just as Dave was about to reach out and push the door open, there was movement inside. Dave stopped extending his hand and leaned on the door to listen.

"If you say that, it will be a little difficult to help Rain Shinobi Village get out of the predicament of constant rain, hiss."

"Is there really a way? Please tell me, please tell me!"

It's Kakuzu, but judging by the tone of his voice...well...he's probably going to start blackmailing again... Dave outside the door thought...

"In this way, since your Rain Shinobi Village will soon be my friendly village of Konoha, I can't give you an embarrassing price, five hundred million, to help you solve this problem, just after this war is over, how about"

"Five hundred million?!...Okay! No problem!" Hanzo struggled to think for a while, but then he thought that if there was no rain in Rain Shinobi Village, the economic situation of Rain Shinobi Village would gradually improve. , although 500 million is the money Rain Shinobi Village saved over 20 years...but it's worth it!

"Okay, okay, it's decided. Just bring the money in a few days. When the war is over, I will solve it for you immediately."

Then, Hanzo shook hands with Kakuzu very excitedly, and left with a warm voice and a happy poop.

Looking at Hanzo's leaping steps, Dave, who was hiding in the corner, came out.

"500 million, that's Rain Shinobi Village's profit for nearly 20 years. Are you ripping it off too hard? I can't even say that Rain Shinobi Village will solve it completely. If technological means are used, 500 million , It seems a bit insufficient. However, judging from our decades of friendship, you will never do anything to lose money. Tell me how you want to solve it." Dave came in and looked at the person sitting over there. Kakuzu, who was drinking tea lightly at the table, asked doubtfully.

"Shhh" Kakuzu stretched out his finger and shushed lightly.

"The essence of rain is that the water on the ground turns into water vapor and evaporates into the air after being illuminated by the sun. The water vapor condenses into small water droplets when it encounters cold air at high altitudes. It rains continuously in Rain Shinobi Village. It may have something to do with his geographical location." Kakuzu said one thing after another.

"Stop! I'm not here to listen to your lecture, please be more precise." Dave has a headache...

"Leaving aside the geographical location, the rain in Rain Shinobi Village lasted for at least a hundred years. The dark clouds accumulated over Rain Shinobi Village are probably as big as Konoha. It's a very simple thing," Kakuzu said slowly.

"..." Dave stared at Kakuzu, waiting for Kakuzu's next words.

"Since the dark clouds are lingering there, it's easy to just give him a big sinus and beat him away," Kakuzu said slowly.

"Fight away...where are you going?" Dave was speechless...

"Sand Shinobi, isn't that little kid Luo Sha going to Fourth Generation soon? The sandstorm in their village is serious and there is no water all year round. This problem was solved for him in one fell swoop."

"How much does Luo Sha promise to give you?" Dave asked the subject directly...

"Two billion is too much for Sand Shinobi, which is rich in minerals and can also extract gold," Kakuzu said with a smile.

"Okay, last question, how do you beat the dark clouds of Rain Shinobi to Sand Shinobi? That is not something that ordinary technology can defeat. According to the current technological means, we will have to wait for another ten years to have such technology at least." Dave looked at Kakuzu and asked.

Kakuzu didn't answer Dave, but made a phone call.

"Hey, is this Hashirama? I have a job here, do you want to do it for 1,000 taels? It's a very simple job, just use your True Several Thousand Hands. Okay, ok, you've got semen too, Hashirama. 1500 Two! My reserve price is up! Otherwise, I won’t make any money with this order. Okay, you owe me a favor. Okay, okay, I’ll call you when the time comes.” Kakuzu said in an affectionate tone that he didn’t make any money with this order. , and you Hashirama also made money...

"Okay, the person who hit him has been found. What technology should he use? If one big sinus can't blow away that thing, then 1,000 big sinuses will be needed," Kakuzu said with a slight smile.

Dave was completely dumbfounded...

"I paid 1,500 taels and received 2.5 billion taels. Not only did I get favors from Hashirama, but also from Sand Shinobi and Rain Shinobi. I myself have become famous. If they have something to do in the future, they will still look for me. I If I can continue to make profits like this, I will make a lot of money."

"It's just economic complementarity and integration."

After that, Kakuzu left, leaving only Dave's back, hiding his fame and achievements... leaving Dave dumbfounded...