Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Hey, in-laws, why do you look so listless today?" Dave ran into Danzo's office with a smile and made a strange sound.

"Go away, Iwagakure and Cloud Shinobi Village are over too" Danzo cursed and then said.

"What's the result?" Dave sat aside.

"Third Raikage is dead. In order to cover the withdrawal of their troops, he fought alone with ten thousand people for three days and three nights, and finally died of exhaustion." Danzo sighed. To be honest, Third Raikage's move was indeed bloody.

"Not only that, Second Raikage, who was almost seventy years old, heard the news and was so angry that he went to Ohnoki in a wheelchair to fight for his life. Second Generation was still Second Generation. Ohnoki was seriously injured and dying, and Second Generation also died." Danzo Then he said.

"What about the candidates for Fourth Raikage?" Dave asked.

"Definitely not the son of Third Generation. He is just a teenager this year, too young, and like his dad, Third Generation, he can't do things with his brains. But there is news, by Wooden Golem, the one you sent there before. Those are the orphans." Danzo thought for a while and said.

Dave's eyes lit up...

"In this case, well, that's good. The goal of peace in the ninja world will soon be achieved. Well, the only thing missing is that Third Kazekage is not dead. Ohnoki is a stubborn ass, but if the other four villages unite, he has no choice but to be sure You have to unite with us," Dave thought for a while and said.

"Well, that's the situation. You tell Sakumo to kill the Third Kazekage as soon as possible and let Rasa take over." Danzo nodded.

"Third Kazekage is a bastard. He probably won't come out until the end. Chiyo and his brother Ebizō have always been leading the troops on the front line." Dave thought for a moment.

At this moment, Dave's phone rang again...

"Hey! Teacher! My Might is missing!!" Sakumo shouted anxiously.

"Huh? Where can that guy go?" Dave asked confused.

"I don't know! At four o'clock in the morning last night, he was shouting something nonsense that he was going to be a father, and then he opened the Fourth Gate and disappeared!" Sakumo said hurriedly.

"Wait a minute, he became a father? When did it happen?" Dave was even more confused.

"I just called Uncle Might and asked, Might's wife Dai gave birth to a boy last night, a boy named Might Guy. It turns out that Dai's wife was pregnant before we went on the expedition, but it was not obvious for a short time. That's it. have no idea."

The atmosphere was silent for a few seconds...

"Teacher... do you think he... will be like me..." Sakumo said after being silent for a few seconds...

"A calm person like you has become like that, what do you think of him? Why don't you go to Sunagakure and have a look!!" Dave shouted with a headache.

Sakumo ran towards Sunagakure without hanging up the phone...

"Seventh Gate! Shocking Gate!! Sunagakure!! I'm going to be a father! Let's be excited together! This is youth!! The hot and bright sun! Hirutora!!"

"You, Konoha, are sick! What do you think your fathers have to do with us, Sunagakure!!"

Two roars came from the distance...

A few minutes later...

"That...sensei...Third Kazekage...is gone...Might Dai kicked him and is gone," Sakumo said in a trembling voice after swallowing.

"...Well...what about that, pack your things and come back..."

Dave hung up the phone and looked at Danzo...

The two of them were silent...

The Second Ninja War, which lasted for a year, ended like this...

Kirigakure, who lost his position and successfully ascended, became the Fourth Mizukage. Sand Shinobi, Rasa successfully ascended the throne and became the Fourth Kazekage. Cloud Shinobi was succeeded by Wooden Golem, but Wooden Golem's appointment was limited, and he would come down after the Third Raikage's son matured.

On this day, Hokage, Mizukage, Kazekage, and Raikage reached friendship and cooperation in Konoha. We share adversities and advance and retreat together.

Tsuchikage Onoki saw this situation, people are stupid when they got up from the hospital bed, and quickly came to Konoha to join in.

During the meeting... Hashirama stood outside the door. Hearing the movement inside the door, a knot in his heart finally let go... The ninja world can be considered peaceful.

"Peace? Ridiculous. The foundation of all this is peace based on the strength of our Konoha. After our generation and Dave's generations are dead, do you think the ninja world will still be peaceful? Madara on the side sneered and smiled.

"Then leave it to the juniors. I, the god of the ninja world, have been busy with the First Hokage for decades. I am very satisfied to see this scene." Hashirama's state of mind has also changed, and he is no longer pursuing it. Ultimate peace is unrealistic.

"What are you busy with? Shenbao commercial? Senju Shixian? Or the living dead who appeared in two episodes of Hokage Ninja?" Madara countered directly.

"Hey! Madara! What do you mean?! Didn't I build Konoha?!" Hashirama asked unhappily.

"There's my share in it."

"Didn't I strive for peace during the first Five Shadows Conference and the more than ten years of peace?!"

"I only know that you knocked one of those four things. If I were there, the four of them would have to knock one for me."

"Ahhh!! Uchiha Madara!! I want to duel with you!!" Hashirama shouted angrily.

"Oh? A duel? Okay, games, racing, fighting, whatever you choose," Madara said with a disdainful smile.

"Let's go! Let's go to the Valley of the End and have a fight!"

"Just go"

...

"Okay, everything is over now. I hope our five major villages can continue to maintain peace and live in harmony." Danzo stood up and said with a smile to the four shadows.

Onoki's face was expressionless, but the other three nodded in a dignified manner.

"Okay, this is the second meeting of the Five Shadows. Everyone is very considerate. Next, there is another important thing." Dave stepped forward and said.

"What's going on?" Onomu's heart skipped a beat.

"Kakuzu" Dave shouted towards the door.

Soon, the figure that Ohnoki least wanted to see appeared in front of everyone.

He held a calculator and a ledger in his hands.

"Put the peace issue aside for now, let's talk about post-war compensation first," Kakuzu said with a smile.

Everyone present broke into cold sweat instantly...