Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Wait, Konoha and I didn't do anything, did we? This has nothing to do with us Rock Shinobi, right?" Onoki quickly stood up and said.

Kakuzu sneered, took out a document from his arms and threw it to Ohnoki.

"Rock Shinobi and Konoha Combat Deployment"

"If you hadn't received the news of peace in the four major villages, you and Cloud Shinobi would be finished, and your next target would be Konoha. This is your Iwagakure's combat deployment," Kakuzu said with a smile.

"What is this? How come I don't know? I'm telling you! You are slandering! He slandered me! He slandered me!" Ohnoki looked at the deployment, and it was indeed like this, but would he admit it? At the same time, he also wondered why this document was here?

"Yes, yes! He slandered us!! How could we fight with Konoha? How did we know that Konoha would not use high-level combat power, let alone fight roundabout tactics with them, and how did we know to hide the supply routes? Carry out an all-round operation to cut off the supply flow!" behind Ohnoki, Kari (an Explosion Style ninja, one of the orphans adopted by Dave) stepped forward and shouted excitedly.

Well, the files were also obtained from hunting.

Everyone in the audience was stunned...

Kakuzu picked up this document and looked at it...well...it's the same...it's exactly the same...

Kari and Dave looked at each other, and Dave winked and said good job.

"Hiss...even if they are exactly the same, Kari, a kid likes to think blindly. Maybe his brain is damaged by frequent explosions. He just happened to guess right, so it doesn't matter!" Onoki is indeed an old fox, and said quickly . But he always felt like something was wrong?

"Then, this fingerprint and autograph cannot be fake, right?" Kakuzu turned to the last page and showed it to Ohnoki.

"....Who knows? Now that Konoha's technology is so advanced, it's easy to imitate something like this to slander me." Onoki continued to use his old fox nature, and after being silent for a while, he quickly thought of a countermeasure.

"Okay, be brave." Kakuzu narrowed his eyes and smiled.

"Since this document does not belong to you, Rock Shinobi, well, even if you, Rock Shinobi, have nothing to do with me, Konoha. How much money will be spent on such a waste of time?" Kakuzu said.

"A waste of time?? Didn't you come to slander me first and then I explained it?!" Ohnoki asked confused.

"Yes, but this is a matter between the two of us, but the problem is that there are so many people here? How much time have you wasted?!" Kakuzu asked.

"Both of us, aren't you wasting your time without them?!" Ohnoki asked angrily.

"They were waiting for me. The next thing they have to do is wait for me to finish talking to you. This is their voluntary waiting. But you are different. They are waiting for you to fuck you?" Kakuzu changed it secretly. The concept depends on whether Ohnoki can react or not.

"I...I am Tsuchikage! This is still in a meeting, I am speaking! Isn't it normal for them to wait for me to finish speaking?!"

Hearing what Onoki said, Kakuzu smiled and was fooled. So, in this battle, Kakuzu won. Although they may have hired foreign aid, but for the lane, the jungler might be the one to catch it, right?

"I'm sorry, Tsuchikage-sama, the meeting has ended since Kakuzu arrived. Now it belongs to everyone's private time," Dave said directly.

"Okay, Onoki. Let's do the math. We have been arguing for five minutes. There are four Kage present. Each Kage can decide two major events in the village every minute. According to the conflicts between ordinary people, , For example, if the house collapses, the current average price of a house in the ninja world is one million taels. "

"Four movies, five minutes, two apartments per minute, which is 10 million. Okay, after the four movie reviews, there are also Dave and other movie assistants. The Kidney Love Company under Dave's control has a market value that is the highest in the Jōnin world. First. Around 50 million per minute, which is 250 million. "

"As assistants to other filmmakers, what they have to do is to protect their own films, but if you let them listen to your nonsense for five minutes, you will be derelict in their duties for five minutes. According to the salary evaluation of each film assistant, it is also Just ten thousand taels”

"Finally, there's me. Originally, I planned to solve the problem in two minutes, but you delayed it for five minutes. There are still three minutes left. Within three minutes, if I solve one order every minute, each order will cost 500 million taels. Look, that’s 1.5 billion."

"Wait! What's your order for five hundred million taels?!" Onoki asked quickly.

"Please ask Hanzō of the Salamander. I just completed an order with him for 500 million taels. I have already received the money," Kakuzu said calmly.

"A total of 1,760,100,000 silver taels. Of course, I will not take what belongs to them. I will take 1,500 million for myself."

"So please give me money"

I heard that when Ohnoki walked out of the conference room, he was sent directly to the cardiology department of the hospital...

Looking at Onoki who was carrying away foaming at the mouth, Kakuzu adjusted the buttons on his wrists and looked at Luo Sha and Gu Cang.

Luo Sha and Shi Cang's hearts were immediately pricked.

Uncle Kakuzu! ! We are the friendly forces you have grown up with! ! ! The two people's eyes showed this meaning.

Kakuzu nodded. He could clearly tell the difference between friendly and enemy forces, so he just let the two of them discuss it casually.

"Okay, now that it's over, I'll leave first." Kakuzu got the money, stood up and left.

Looking at Kakuzu's back, everyone at the conference table was frightened, fearing that he would turn around and say something...

But Kakuzu had nothing more to say and was indeed gone.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief... until the moviegoers asked their assistants to go back first...

"Uncle Dave...Uncle Danzo...can you not let Uncle Kakuzu out so easily in the future...I'm still young...I can't stand such a big stimulation..." Shi Cang covered his heart and trembled. said the voice.

"...Ahem, didn't he accidentally injure a friendly force? It's okay," Dave explained with an awkward smile.

Twelve o'clock at midnight...

Ohnoki was lying quietly on the hospital bed... At this time, there was no light, no noise, and no that terrifying figure. Everything was so beautiful...

The corners of Onoki's mouth raised slightly, I really hope that this atmosphere can continue...

Then Ohnoki turned over with a smile on his face, ready to sleep comfortably...

The moment he turned over, a pair of green lights from the dark night appeared in front of Onoki's face...

"Fuck!"

Onoki was sent to the emergency room again, Kakuzu was a little helpless... He just wanted to remind Onoki to pay him quickly, and the cost of his treatment was Konoha's, and he, Onoki, had to pay it back.