Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Well, it's settled. I'll help Izuna arrange it. Tomorrow, oh, no, just this afternoon, come to Konoha East Square Dance and I'll help you arrange a blind date for Izuna!" Madara and Mito discussed it for dozens of times. After that, Mito smiled.

"Um... Mito... No need..." Izuna smiled bitterly...

"No, you have to listen to your Onii-chan on this matter. The third and fourth brothers died early, and your eldest brother and I are almost old now. The task of inheriting the Uchiha bloodline can only be left to you!" Madara on the side He said coldly.

He can listen to his brother about everything, but not this matter!

"Pfft! Hahahaha!!" Tobirama over there saw Izuna's expression as if he had eaten shit and couldn't hold it back any longer and burst into laughter.

"Why are you laughing? Come with me this afternoon!" Mito's eyes suddenly became sharp, and he looked at Tobirama over there and said in a deep voice.

"...No need...sister-in-law..." Tobirama's expression suddenly changed to the same as Izuna's, and he said with a wry smile...

"No, look at you, you're already thirty! Do you know what your name is over there? You're called an older leftover man. You can't even keep up with the heat when you eat shit. I can help you arrange to find some women. That's great! Dave, you don't care about having multiple mothers, do you?" Mito said with a cold face without caring about Tobirama. Then he thought of Dave and looked at Dave with a tender face. She still had to consider Dave. After all, what if a new mother suddenly appeared and Dave didn't accept it.

care! Say you care! Tobirama kept looking at Dave over there.

"I don't care. It's good that my father can find someone to take care of him. What do I care about?" Dave shook his head and said. What does he care about? He didn't care about these things in the first place. He had been a man for two lifetimes and had seen a lot of things. How could he care about these things.

Tobirama's face looked like he had eaten shit... I have been raising you for so many days in vain, Dave... Izuna laughed unkindly... As long as he sees Tobirama being unhappy, he is happy.

The meal ended with the conversation between Madara, Mito, and Hashirama...

Afternoon, Konoha East Head

Tobirama and Izuna, two singles, squatted under a tree in a restaurant, with sad faces...

"Tell me about you, disgusting evil Uchiha Izuna, why did you drag me into your blind date? I still have a lot of experiments to do." Tobirama angrily scolded fellow sufferer Izuna beside him.

"It's none of my business. I was forced to come here by my brother, okay? Also, you're so old and you're still single? Is there something bad about you that no one wants?" Izuna rolled his eyes at him. replied.

"Uchiha Izuna!!! Do you want to die again!!"

"Senju Tobirama!!! If you have the ability, just come!!"

The two instantly became heated and started fighting violently outside the restaurant.

"Hello, are you Uchiha Izuna?" "Hello, are you Senju Tobirama?"

At this time, two women walked slowly from the side of the restaurant, one with black hair and the other with blond hair. One is fat and one is thin. He asked the two people who were still fighting over there.

"Um, hello, I'm Uchiha Izuna." Izuna quickly stood up, dusted himself off, looked at the woman who greeted him and said with a smile.

"Hello, my name is Nara Yui." When Nara Yui saw the handsome and cold man in front of her, she forgot all the words in her mind and introduced herself with a blushing face.

Tobirama side

"Hello, are you Senju Tobirama?" The fat blonde woman walked to Tobirama and asked. I'm also sizing up Tobirama in my mind. Well, he's quite handsome.

"Um...you...hello...I'm Senju Tobirama..." Looking at the blond woman in front of him who weighed at least 16 pounds, Tobirama thought about Uchiha Madara a hundred times in his heart. There is no way... Mito doesn't dare to scold... Hashirama is his eldest brother... then he can only scold Madara...

Tobirama turned to look at Uchiha Izuna, who was chatting with his black-haired sister over there, and scolded Izuna and Madara's eighteenth generation ancestors.

Why the hell is Izuna's blind date such a good-looking woman, and what's in front of her... this? How about playing?

The two blind date couples entered the restaurant behind them, with an aisle separating the two groups.

"As for me, my usual hobbies are flower arranging and square dancing. What about you?" After sitting down, Nara Yui blushed and looked at Izuna in front of her, smiling and asking first.

"Pfft! Hahaha...are you saying it again?" Izuna's attention was always on Tobirama over there. Seeing Tobirama's blind date, Izuna laughed unkindly.

"Let me tell you! My usual hobbies are illustrations and square dancing. How about you!" Nara Yui felt a little unhappy. Isn't this handsome guy's ears hard to use?

"Yeah, I like it better, pfft, hahaha!!!" Izuna was about to say that when he suddenly seemed to see something and started laughing again.

"Pa!" Nara Yui couldn't bear it anymore, slapped Izuna, turned around and left. This is so disrespectful. I thought this handsome guy would be nice, but he turns out to be a fool who can only laugh.

"...." Izuna was dumbfounded...why would he still hit someone? After all, business cannot be done without righteousness... How can this be a slap in the face...

"Hahahaha" But the next second, Izuna recovered and continued to laugh.

Tobirama, let’s start from the beginning

"We're not suitable for each other. You're too ugly and too fat. I don't like it. Okay, let's forget it after dinner. No need to contact us anymore." Tobirama is a straight man, straightforward, and does not care about the appearance of the woman in front of him. He continued to speak with an increasingly darker expression.

The blond woman couldn't bear it anymore, so she picked up the water that was just brought over, poured it on Tobirama, and turned away. And the reason Izuna laughed just now was because he saw this scene...

"Why are you laughing?" Tobirama wiped the water from his face and looked at Izuna over there and asked.

"Hahaha" Izuna looked at Tobirama whose face was full of water, still smiling.

"You!...Hahahaha..." Tobirama was furious. Just as he was about to greet Izuna and his family, he saw the slap mark on Izuna's face and laughed too.

The two just looked at each other and laughed.

After the two of them were tired of laughing,

"Izuna, that slap was really loud," Tobirama taunted in a sinister tone.

"To each other, Tobirama, you took a free bath today," Izuna mocked, not wanting to be outdone.

"Uchiha Izuna!!!"

"Senju Tobirama!!!"

Yes, the two of them started fighting again...but they still knew what was interesting and didn't fight in someone else's restaurant.

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