Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Another time, Anbu

"These 100 are good prospects recruited from the Ninja School and the Experimental School respectively." Orochimaru held a list and looked at Hiruzen who was looking at the 100 people behind him with bright eyes and said.

"However, there are only 80 people who can obey the plan and learn everything. 20 of them are from the Hyuga clan. Their clan leader ordered that they can only learn sniping. They can just learn everything else. The Hyuga clan will specialize in sniping and shooting in the future. The way of taijutsu," Orochimaru continued.

"Ah? That's it. Maybe, we Anbu also need 20 excellent snipers. By the way, Orochimaru, didn't you agree that Uncle Kakuzu would give it to you today? Why is it you?" Hiruzen put away his eyes, happily Nod.

"Uncle Kakuzu is in the hospital, so I came here on his behalf. I will leave that person to you, Brother Hiruzen. I still have experiments there." Orochimaru handed the list to Hiruzen and turned to leave.

Then, Hiruzen looked at the 100 people and took out a speech script from behind.

"In response to Third Hokage Danzo-sama's call..."

"Where the leaves are flying, there will be fire. The fire will illuminate the village and the leaves will sprout again..."

"Follow the Anbu proposed by Representative Dave at the 21st Hokage Conference..."

"Follow the Hokage's footsteps firmly..."

Hiruzen also experienced Danzo's happiness this time, and it made his blood boil...

The students below are drowsy...

"That jumping monkey above...is it really our Minister Anbu??" one of the students asked doubtfully.

"I don't know, but he should be. Look at the bandage on his arm. Well, he must be an old man who has been through battles for a long time." Another student nodded and said.

"Is it the sequelae of the battlefield? Teacher Kakuzu taught us that the battlefield is not about other villages giving us money and killing people? Why has he become so nagging?" A student of financial economics said doubtfully.

"Who knows?"

"Huh~ Okay, after 10 hours of explanation, everyone should have a clear understanding of Anbu. Welcome to Anbu!" Hiruzen put down his speech and ended this hearty speech.

"Ah!!!" The shouts from below were louder than ever. There was a constant stream of shouts and applause, and Hiruzen even saw one student howling and applauding while wiping tears.

Hiruzen nodded with satisfaction, this is a good seedling of Konoha! This is the future of Konoha!

Then, Hiruzen took them on a tour of Anbu.

Hiruzen led them into the underground hall.

"You are from the Experimental School and the Ninja School respectively. We will strengthen you in various aspects such as weapons, taijutsu, ninjutsu, illusions, medical treatment, etc." Hiruzen said slowly.

"Arms!? Minister Hiruzen, do you have tanks here?!" A student under Orochimaru heard this and asked quickly.

"Tanks...tanks...well...there will be them, and there will be planes too. Well, good question, please listen to me next." Hiruzen was silent for a few seconds.

At this moment, several spotlights came out of nowhere...

Hiruzen is confused. Is there this part of the parade? ?

"Hello everyone, my name is Uchiha Madara, and I speak for Anbu." Uchiha Madara slowly carried a golden eight-meter-long machete and walked into the eyes of everyone with the golden spotlight.

"Ah!!! It's Uchiha Madara-sama!! Madara-sama!!!"

"I saw it! I saw it! It's Madara-sama! Madara-sama is alive!! Ahhhh!!!"

"Quick! Quick! Pinch my philtrum! Is that true?!"

Hiruzen was pushed aside by the fierce students... Why did Madara-sama come here? ? ?

"How's it going? Minister Hiruzen, I'll call the Madara clan leader over! Will Anbu's atmosphere improve instantly?" At this time, the old man who was guarding Anbu's door came over and said excitedly.

"???Old man, if you don't keep an eye on the door, why are you doing this??" Hiruzen said speechlessly. The old man was Uchiha Madara's subordinate before. He only came to Anbu to check the gate when he was old. He didn't doubt that he could call Madara over.

"Hey, isn't this the new blood we have in Anbu? I was so excited that I wanted to see if I could call Master Madara over to support me. Hehe, Master Madara really gave me this face," the old man said with a smile.

"Welcome to Anbu, I believe that little monkey... ahem, Minister Hiruzen will teach you both physically and mentally in the future, and you will learn more here." Madara had already adapted to this kind of scene, and everyone calmed down after a while. said.

"In addition, on behalf of Uchiha Arms Company, a subsidiary of the Kidney Company that I represent, we will provide you with future daily weapons and ammunition." Madara took out a golden eight-meter machete and handed it to a student in front of her.

The student took the machete full of shock and excitement.

"This dragon-slaying sword is given to you. It is the latest research result of our company. It is made of metal that is compatible with Chakra. It can channel various attributes of Chakra. From now on, he will be handed over to you." Madara said calmly said.

"Thank you..." Before the student could finish his words, three magatama's Sharingan flashed into his eyes...

Then, under Madara's confused eyes, the student's Three Tomoe Sharingan slowly rotated, and finally formed a pupil shape like a sharp blade...

"Are you from the Uchiha clan?" Madara asked doubtfully.

"Madara...sir, to be precise, my mother is from the Uchiha clan..." the student said excitedly.

"That's it, good job, not bad! If you have any questions in the future, you can come to me!" Madara nodded with satisfaction.

The student was so excited that he fainted...

Madara hurriedly asked someone to send him for treatment. She originally wanted to ask the child's name, but let's do it next time. Then, he took out another ring and handed it to a girl.

"This is a paralysis ring. The ring is inlaid with a mixed metal that can release 1,000 watts of electric current. Use it well," Madara continued.

The girl looked at the ring in her hand. In her excitement, a bold idea came to her mind...

Then, Madara introduced his company to everyone, said some other things, and left.

In the hospital on the other side...

"Let me go... I'm fine! Where's Uchiha Madara! I'm going to fight for him!!" A ball of thread lay on the bed and roared.

"Okay, okay, didn't I just divide 0.5% of your dividend shares to Uncle Madara...Is this how you use it?" Dave asked speechlessly.

"0.5%!! 0.5%!!!! Ahhh!!! Do you know what that 0.5% means to me!! Do you know! Ahhh! Ah! 0.5%!" Kakuzu roared.

"Come on, come on...I gave 10%, Orochi and his son gave 5% for their scientific research, Jijibo's beautiful pig takeout gave 3.5%, you are still the least one, I'm afraid If you’re not happy, I won’t give you even one percent of it,” Dave comforted silently.

Seeing Kakuzu growling something else...Dave quickly pressed him...

"Come on, come on, you fought Uncle Madara eighteen times in three days. Which one of them did you not lie here? Did you still fight? Your hospital card is almost overdrawn, but you will have to pay by then," Dave said quickly.

"! Phew...forget it...it's just 0.5%...it's just 0.5%...it's just..." When Kakuzu heard that he had to pay, his tone became weaker...

But Dave can still hear the stubbornness in Kakuzu's mouth...