Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"I will dominate the situation at will. Everyone is looking up to me. I will never look back to dominate the situation...

As a manual background music played, Madara squinted her eyes, trying to see what it was.

"Huh, Madara Madara, how have you been lately?"

Hashirama was wearing a red suit, a fur coat, a shiny slicked back hair, sunglasses on his face, a cigar in his mouth, and slowly walked towards Madara with his hands in his trouser pockets.

Walked up to Madara, took out her phone and turned off the background music.

"...What's wrong with you again?" Madara's mouth trembled slightly.

"Won't you invite me to come in and sit down?" Hashirama smiled faintly and exhaled the smoke and said slowly.

...

Hashirama was sitting on the main sofa, one hand on the backrest, legs crossed, and puffing away.

"Tell me, what's wrong with you again?" Madara asked slowly.

"Hum, recently, that's right, tsk, alas, I got investment, and I'm going to be successful soon." Hashirama's face was complicated, and he kept saying exclamations one after another.

"But don't worry. We have been friends for decades. I will never forget you now that I have become a successful person!" Madara was about to ask who dared to invest in you, but Hashirama stretched out his hand to interrupt her. Madara's words.

Then, Hashirama threw the cigar that had not yet smoked a third of the way into the ground and stamped it out.

"50,000 one-tael kidney-friendly cigars, tsk, they taste pretty good." Hashirama said calmly.

Then, Hashirama reached into a pocket under his collar, took out a golden card and handed it to Madara.

"What is this?" Madara took it and asked doubtfully.

"This is the ultimate VIP card for the shared toilet that I will open soon. This is the only one." Hashirama said calmly.

"What toilet?"

"Shared toilet. Old friend, don't look at me with your eyes that have never seen the world. I'm not used to it." Hashirama felt Madara's confused eyes and smiled lightly.

"Don't underestimate this card. Just go to my toilet and take out this card. Shared toilets are free, ordinary toilets are 30% off, deluxe toilets are 50% off, and single toilets are free once a month." Hashirama said lightly.

"...What's the difference?" Madara had a little headache...

"The difference is huge, but I won't explain it to you one by one. You will know after you experience it for yourself in two days." Hashirama smiled mysteriously.

"Okay, I still have a lot of things to do here. After all, the business is about to start. I have to do a lot of things one by one. Alas, it turns out that this is what it feels like to be financially independent. That's all. I'll leave first. "

After Hashirama finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone...

"I will dominate the situation at will. Everyone is looking up to me. I will never look back to dominate the situation..."

Looking at Hashirama's back full of music, Madara was a little dumbfounded...

Then, Madara looked at the card in her hand and shook her head helplessly.

Forget it, that guy is going to have a brain problem every now and then.

He wants to know now, who dares to invest in Hashirama?

the other side...

"Aunt Fuso, Nagato is at home." After Konan bought the detonating charm, he happily ran to Nagato's house.

"Konan is here, come in quickly. Nagato is watching TV in his room." Fuso looked at Konan with a smile on his face, like an old mother looking at her daughter-in-law.

"Yeah, excuse me, Aunt Fuso." Konan nodded and went to Nagato's room.

"Konan? Why are you here?" Nagato was watching the latest episode of Hokage Ninja when suddenly the door was pushed open.

"What, can't I come?" Konan asked, sitting on a chair nearby.

"Of course, where is Yahiko? Didn't he come with you?" Nagato nodded and asked doubtfully.

"Yahiko is not at home. His grandfather Jijibo wants him to inherit his grandfather's beautiful pig delivery. He has been riding a pig to deliver food for the past two days," Konan said.

"...That was really hard on him..." Nagato remembered and shook his head helplessly.

"Are you watching Hokage Ninja?" Konan looked at the TV and asked in confusion.

"Well, Master Jiraiya has arrived at Rain Shinobi Village. I'm so nervous!" Yahiko said excitedly.

"..Why are you nervous?" Konan wondered.

"Of course I'm worried about Master Jiraiya. I really like Master Jiraiya in the TV series, but looking at this development, I feel like something might happen to him this time!" Nagato said worriedly.

"Tsk, my father's TV series actually made me into a bad guy in the future," Konan said unhappily.

"Don't worry, Uncle Kakuzu knows the relationship between the three of us. Since you have become the bad guy, then the future development of the plot should be me and Yahiko saving you who have become the bad guy!" Nagato said, patting his chest.

"Ah! I don't want to be a bad guy," Konan said distressedly.

It started playing and both of them fell silent.

"Yahiko! This is Yahiko! This is definitely Yahiko! Oh my God! It turns out that the ultimate bad guy in Tendo is Yahiko!" Nagato said in surprise when he saw the yellow hair appear.

"If you put it this way, you two are both bad guys. Well, in the plot, I should have a long way to go," Nagato continued.

Konan looked at Nagato unhappily, wondering why the two of them were bad guys, but Nagato was fine.

On the other side, the three pornographic, gambling and drug addicts were also watching in Orochimaru's experimental base.

"The wandering dragon returns to the sea and still doesn't welcome me Jiraiya"

"Oh, Jiraiya." Tsunade said with mixed emotions when he saw Jiraiya sinking into the sea at the end.

"What a pity, Jiraiya," Orochimaru said with a sigh while looking at the screen while doing the experiment.

"Hey, hey, hey! What do you mean? I'm not dead yet. It's a TV show! Is it a TV show?" Jiraiya on the side was not happy. You two meant it as if I was really dead.

Tsunade looked at Jiraiya next to him, then at Jiraiya on the screen...

"Oh, it would be great if you were really dead. Do you know that there are at least thirty cameras installed around every hot spring shop in Konoha? There are only a few hot spring shops on the road that the police department uses to capture vehicle violations. If it adds up to a lot, it’s all because of someone," Orochimaru sneered.

"Yeah, indeed" Tsunade nodded in agreement.

"You two have the nerve to criticize me? In the TV series, you two are a gambler, and you are a forty or fifty old woman who pretends to be a teenager and deceives people. A rebellious ninja, who makes men and women neither men nor women every day, is like a pervert. How can you two have the nerve to criticize me for raising a child who lacks love in your heart every day?" Jiraiya retorted unhappily.

In an instant, two eyes were locked on Jiraiya...

midnight...

Dave and Mikoto went out for a walk, and suddenly they seemed to see something.

"Uncle Dave! Help!"