Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Madara looked at the VIP card in her hand and the crowded place in front of her, feeling a little at a loss.

After all, Hashirama is still the god of the ninja world and the First Hokage. Black Zetsu used Hashirama's name to successfully promote shared toilets.

It just so happened that Madara wanted to go to the toilet, so let's go in and see what it was like.

The shared toilet is decorated in a magnificent way. When you enter it, you not only don’t smell the unique smell of the toilet, but the smell of perfume.

"Welcome to Heizhu Shared Toilet. Our aim is to make every visit to the toilet a pleasure."

"Hello, distinguished toilet person, do you want to relieve yourself or relieve yourself?" A White Zetsu behind the cabinet, wearing a suit, said with great respect when he saw Madara walking in.

"....Great solution..." Madara's mouth trembled slightly.

"Dear poopers, please choose your pooping method. There are four modes. You can learn about your choices." White Zetsu introduced with a smile.

"VIP card..." Madara handed the card in her hand to White Zetsu.

"Oh! My God! You are actually a distinguished VIP shitter!" White Zetsu took the card and said in great surprise.

The more I listen to Madara, the weirder I feel...

"You are entitled to enjoy a luxurious single-room toilet for free once a month. Do you want to use it?" White Zetsu asked with a smile.

"..Use" Madara nodded.

"This is your room card. Go inside and turn left to the first elevator, room 508 on the fifth floor. I wish you smooth bowel movements." White Zetsu bowed and handed the room card to Madara and said with a smile.

"Oh, by the way, do you have any gastrointestinal diseases such as anal fissure, anal prolapse, hemorrhoids, constipation?" White Zetsu suddenly thought of something and said.

"We have different solutions for different customers here, including not only various laxatives such as Xie Li Ting, Xie Ting Xing, etc., but also Kaiselu, which can be taken orally and then inserted," White Zetsu said.

"No, I don't have to, I don't have any problems." Madara had a headache and quickly waved her hand.

"Don't worry, you don't have to be shy to talk about this kind of thing. Our service tenet at White Zetsu is to serve with a smile. We will never reveal customer privacy and make customers feel like they are at home. In addition, the single rooms are all soundproof walls. Don’t worry about others hearing and laughing at you for howling in pain when you poop,” White Zetsu introduced warmly.

"Shut up, I don't have any questions!"

"Okay, got it, happy shitting."

...

Madara went up to the fifth floor and looked at the rooms on both sides of the corridor. Madara always felt something was wrong...

Arriving at the door of room 508, Madara swiped her card to enter...

Entering the door, Madara looked at the shiny toilet that had been wiped and the pit on the ground that seemed to be made of gold. Madara was a little confused.

But I can't think about that much anymore. Madara can hardly hold it in for such a big meeting.

I just sat on the toilet and was exerting my strength...

"Hello everyone, I'm so excited! I'm so playful..."

Suddenly, the TV on the wall in front of Madara suddenly turned on and played an advertisement...

"Suck..."

The veins on Madara's head popped out...with one punch she broke the TV...

A few minutes later, Madara was done and just about to get up...

"Hello dear guest, I am a smart toilet. I have noticed that your butt has no residual warmth. Do you need to wipe your butt?" A voice suddenly came from the toilet.

"...Yes" Madara looked around and couldn't find a roll of toilet paper. She had no choice but to do this...

"ah!!!"

Madara suddenly howled and jumped up from the toilet....

Madara turned around suddenly, and the toilet was spraying water...

"After flushing, do you need to wipe it?" the smart toilet said.

"...Yes" Madara almost gritted her teeth...

Soon, the straw that broke the camel's back appeared...

"Hello, guest, please squat down obediently and raise your buttocks. I am White Zetsu, Wiper No. 18. I will treat your buttocks with the most gentleness." A White Zetsu suddenly jumped out from the floor, holding toilet paper in his hand. , said to Madara with a smile on his face.

....

"Ahhhh!!! Planetary Devastation!"

....

In Hokage's office

"Dave, the sun is a little brighter today." Danzo finished grading documents for the day and looked back out the window to relax.

"No...those are two suns." Dave looked out the window and swallowed.

"Two suns? That's weird." Danzo murmured in confusion.

Then, the two looked at each other.

"not good!!!"

The two of them ran and jumped out of the building and rushed towards the scene...

"Uncle Madara! Calm down! Calm down!! This is Konoha! Konoha! Not anywhere else!!" When I arrived at the scene, I saw Madara with a powerful beam of light all over her body, and her aura was comparable to Kaguya's.

Madara has lost her mind at this moment, with anger written all over her face...

"Ahhhh!! My toilet cost 5 million taels!!" At this time, Hashirama rushed over and roared in grief when he saw the toilet he had spent 5 million taels to build.

"Madara!! You have to compensate me!!" Hashirama looked at Madara and roared angrily.

Madara turned her head to look at Hashirama, then Rinnegan emitted a purple light, Susanoo with one arm and a big nose bag directly slapped Hashirama away...

"Think of something Dave!" Danzo snarled as he looked at Dave with a trembling voice.

"What can I do? Fight with Uncle Madara? Do you still want Konoha?!" Dave asked speechlessly.

"Wait a minute, I have an idea"

Then Dave took out his cell phone and made a call.

On the other side, Kakuzu, who was planning a game lottery at the company, received a call.

"What's wrong Dave?" Kakuzu asked after getting through.

"Come on! Uncle Madara has lost his mind!!" Dave roared.

"What can I do? Have I ever been able to fight?" Kakuzu said it was none of my business.

"The thousands of stores you sold in several streets in Konoha are all gone! I made a rough estimate and found that your loss this time was at least close to 10 billion, 10 billion!! How many years will you have to work!!! And it’s still expanding, Uncle Madara has already set his sights on your next street!”

"Can you say that again?"

.. Dave narrated it again... and applied some exaggeration, psychology and metaphorical rhetorical techniques... In fact, Madara is still somewhat rational, there were no casualties, and the stones used in this Planetary Devastation are also from the floor and this toilet. At most, it would only be a loss of tens of millions.

Soon, in the direction of Konoha's Kidney Company, a powerful beam of light reaching the sky with a range of 100 meters appeared in the world...

This aura is so powerful that even Madara's aura at the moment is a bit weaker, and the whole earth is trembling...

"Huh? What is that? You're even more powerful than me?" Kaguya, who was preparing to make lunch for the children at home, naturally noticed the scene and murmured solemnly.

"Be careful! Lure Uncle Madara out for a fight! Otherwise, the losses will be huge again!!" Dave held the phone, swallowed his saliva and said tremblingly.

"Uchiha Madara!!!"

Between heaven and earth, a roar penetrated everyone's hearts...