Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Madara was brought back to some sense by this roar, and slowly looked in that direction...

I saw that the originally blue sky over there could not see any light at this time. Countless black lines covered the sky without any light...

The overwhelming black line is like a vast ocean running towards Uchiha Madara...

"Damn it, Kakuzu has lost his mind! Dave! Find a way! If this continues, Konoha will be gone!!" Danzo was so frightened by the overwhelming momentum that his legs and feet trembled.

"What the hell can I do? If I go up and get involved, the ninja world will probably be gone!" Dave roared speechlessly.

At this time, a figure appeared in the middle of the distance between the two people.

At this moment, to Danzo, that person is light.

"Uncle Kakuzu, if you don't stop, the losses will be more than that, and there is probably a nuclear bomb mixed in your group of black lines. The cost of that thing starts at tens of billions. Are you sure you want to use it?" "The man looked at Kakuzu and said slowly.

"Fuck you Kakuzu! You used the nuclear bomb!" Dave was stunned when he heard this, and roared angrily at Kakuzu over there.

After hearing those words, Kakuzu slowly regained his senses, and light gradually appeared on the horizon.

"Also, Madara-sama." The man then looked at Madara.

Madara crossed her hands and looked at him indifferently. He had gained his sense at this moment. The reason why he didn't stop was because he wanted to see what Kakuzu was capable of, to fight, and what the man in front of him could say.

"I understand the pattern of this toilet. If it's as expected, you haven't wiped your butt yet. Is that thing comfortable?"

....

Okay, both sides have stopped.

"Orochimaru, you did a great job!" Danzo shouted happily towards Orochimaru.

Orochimaru nodded towards Danzo and Dave. His experiments had reached a critical stage, and he didn't want any accidents to disturb him.

But Dave saw a different message from Danzo's words and eyes.

Giving the task of reconstruction to Kakuzu, the two went back to the office.

Not only the two of them, Hiruzen and Kagami also came.

"What happened just now? Such a big movement?" Hiruzen asked in confusion.

"It's okay, it's just two idiots who are about to start a fight." Danzo waved his hand.

"What's the matter, tired?" Dave asked, looking at Danzo with a smile.

"Why are you tired? I didn't go up to fight." Danzo shook his head in confusion.

"I'm not talking about that, but this." Dave smiled and pointed to Danzo's seat.

"Absolutely." Danzo was stunned and sighed.

"The enthusiasm you had when you became a Hokage ten years ago, hahaha" Dave laughed.

"Don't you think this is a job that people can do?! Huh? Just today, there are 3,000 documents. For such a big accident just now, there will be at least one or two thousand more. There are also patrols and interviews. I You don’t have so much energy?" Danzo said silently, pointing to the files in a room next to him.

"I think we still have to leave opportunities to young people, right?" Jing also said at this time.

"What? You're tired too. Is there someone else chosen?" Dave asked.

"That kid from Fugaku has a very righteous mind and good strength. If I guessed correctly, he would have opened Mangekyō long ago, but he never said a word." Mirror said.

"Wait a minute, what did you say? Fugaku's Mangekyō?" Dave vaguely remembered something...

"As for me, it was decided early on, Sakumo. However, I still want to work for a few more years. After all, Anbu has just started to get on the right track." Hiruzen thought for a while and said.

"This way, you guys can chat first." Dave looked out the window, then jumped out and jumped to the rooftop of the Hokage Building.

"Minato, what are you doing here?" Dave patted a little yellow guy on the shoulder and asked with a smile.

"Huh? Well, Kushina is waiting for me to play in the back mountain. I just passed by here and didn't hear anything." Minato was taken aback and quickly waved his hand and said.

"Really? If I remember correctly, isn't your dream to be a Hokage?" Dave asked with a smile.

Minato nodded shyly.

"If being a Hokage is your dream, then marrying Kushina is not a dream." Dave thought this child was quite interesting and teased him.

"Huh?? Marry...marry...marry Kushina...this...this...of course this is also a dream...but what Hokage said..." Minato's face instantly turned red and he hesitated.

"In this way, Uncle Dave will teach you that the more dreams you have, the better, and you want them all," Dave shook his hand and said with a smile.

"But you just heard that the next Hokage has been chosen, and you probably won't be able to do it. After all, you are only a teenager now, so you are too young. However, you have great hope for the next Hokage." Dave Said with a smile.

"Really!" Minato's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Well, but you just said that you also want to marry Kushina. Let's do this. Uncle Dave will set a standard for you," Dave continued.

Minato was confused.

"Ten million. As long as Minato can save enough 10 million as a gift to marry Kushina before the next Hokage election, it is estimated that you will earn 10 million by then and your reputation will be great. I will recommend you. The next Hokage will also help you negotiate with Kushina. Not only will you marry Kushina, but Hokage will also have hope, how about it?" Dave said with a smile.

"Ah?! Ten million!!" Minato said in confusion.

His father worked three to five in a factory driving screws, earning only 8,000 taels a month. Ten million... If he goes to the factory to drive screws... In other words, if it's ten million... he will have to work for 104 years without eating or drinking...

In today's technological age, it's hard for ninjas to make money by taking orders. Basically, there are only a few orders. In such a peaceful era, the most they can do is catch cats and dogs and help spread pesticides on the farm. Each order can cost a few hundred taels. That's not enough. When they arrived, many ninjas came to rob them while working.

"What? Are you backing off? Minato, Uncle Dave, I have believed that you are the future Hokage since I was a child," Dave said with a smile.

"No! Uncle Dave, ten million! Just ten million! I will definitely earn it!" Minato's eyes gradually became firm.

"Okay! Ambitious! What did you say you were going to do? Find Kushina, hiss... how long have you been waiting here?" Dave suddenly thought of something and took a breath and asked.

Kushina, that is a strange woman like Mito and Tsunade. Do you still dare to let others down by chatting here?

"Oops!!! Kushina!!" Minato's mind went blank for a moment.

"Namikaze Minato!!!"

Suddenly a roar came from the back mountain of Konoha...

"Well, come on, don't forget about the ten million. I watched Kushina grow up anyway. As her uncle, you can't marry her without ten million. Hahahaha, let's go." Dai The husband laughed and fled the scene.

Minato swallowed, turned his head tremblingly, and walked towards the back mountain with an ashen face...