Crazy Dave Of Konoha

within the company

"Here, this is a new TV series. The filming location is Mist Shinobi. I have already contacted Shicang. You just need to find actors." Dave handed the script in his hand to Kakuzu.

"New TV series? One Piece?" Kakuzu took it and murmured in confusion.

"Aren't you the same as Hokage? It's been a few years and it hasn't been updated yet. Many people have complained to me." Kakuzu asked speechlessly.

"Well, as for this drama, what you are giving is just a general summary. My idea here is that there are more than a thousand episodes and more than a thousand scripts. I have arranged a truck to send it to your home immediately. It will be updated every week. If there are two episodes, it will probably take ten years to start," Dave said with a smile.

"You are so damn free, why don't you go and film it yourself! Damn it, how many generations have it been since you finished filming more than a thousand episodes?!" Kakuzu slapped the table angrily and yelled.

"I will give you 3 billion in filming funds."

"Okay, can I go now? It's only ten years."

After Kakuzu left, Dave took out a cigarette.

"Huh... Pirate King..." Dave smiled and blew out smoke.

Dave turned to look out the window of the company, looking at the tall buildings and extremely prosperous Konoha outside, and thought of the familiar faces again.

"Maybe I can go there and have a look if I have a chance?" Dave smiled, shook his head, and put out the cigarette.

the other side

"Hashirama! Is the 5 million fund gone just like that?! 5 million!! How many years will I have to dig shit!!" Black Zetsu roared heartbroken.

"What can I do? Madara just broke the toilet." Hashirama was also depressed.

"Aren't you the god of the ninja world? You fucking fuck him!"

"It's easy to say, how do you fuck Madara?"

...

"I lost all my money... 5 million... wu wu wu" Black Zetsu wiped his tears sadly.

"Don't be sad, Black Zetsu, Dave has a good saying, failure is success. Let's keep up the good work. In this way, if you invest tens of millions more for me, I will open the toilet to other places in the ninja world! Not in Konoha Let's go! The instability in Konoha is too great!" Hashirama stood up and said with great ambition.

"Get out of here! I'm investing in you, I'm a**!" Black Zetsu roared angrily.

"Black Zetsu, think about it, you have already lost 5 million, you might as well continue, we can't stay pregnant forever, the wind and water will turn, sooner or later we will make money!" Hashirama continued.

"...When you say that, it seems to make sense." When Black Zetsu heard this, hiss, it seemed to make sense. After all, he had already lost 5 million, how could he still compensate?

When Black Zetsu was in Dave's belly, I heard Dave tell about the history of his fortune. It was a bitter experience. He lost billions in the beginning and worked from three to five every day. He had no food to eat and no clothes. His wife and children almost abandoned him. It was so miserable. When Dave told him about it, he burst into tears.

However, there was one quote from Dave that he remembered very clearly.

Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi. Don’t bully young people into poverty!

Thinking of Dave's situation at the time, it seemed like it was not a big deal if he lost 5 million.

"Okay! Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty." Thinking of this, Black Zetsu's eyes gradually became firm.

"Okay! Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi. Don't bully the middle-aged and poor."

...

The Hokage office at night.

"What? Are they still doing this?" Dave looked at Danzo in front of him in confusion.

"I can't kill them. I heard that they seemed to be inspired by you. You can do it yourself. You have caused two disasters. Konoha and the others are free to do anything, but when it comes to the ninja world, it is embarrassing. If you throw it outside, the Third Ninja War might start," Danzo said with a headache.

"Before they left, they were yelling about not bullying young people into poverty and not bullying middle-aged people into poverty."

"The two of them...that is, don't bully young people into being poor, don't bully middle-aged people into being poor, don't bully old people into being poor, because the dead will be the worst." Dave also had a headache...

Just when the two of them had a headache, Minato's house came.

"Minato, why aren't you sleeping yet?" Minato's father came home and saw Minato calculating something over there, and asked in confusion,

"I'm doing the math, father, do you earn 8,000 taels a month for driving screws in the factory?" Minato turned around and asked with a smile.

"Haha, Minato, don't underestimate your father! Because of the hard work in the past two years, my father and I have changed from a screwdriver to a screwdriver, referred to as the screw team leader! The salary has also increased from 8,000 before. The price has increased to ten thousand taels now!" Minato's father laughed.

"Oh! Father is so awesome!" Minato was also happy for his father.

"Hey, don't worry Minato, you are almost an adult now. I have saved hundreds of thousands of taels. After saving for a few years, I will be able to buy you a house and let you marry a wife! Are you not dating that red-haired kid? The girl is very cute, okay? Come on! I also want to have a grandson soon!" Minato's father laughed.

"Ah?...Okay father!" Minato was stunned. He originally wanted to ask his father to see if he could arrange for him to drive screws, but after hearing what his father said, he didn't want to disturb his father's good mood. Minato I won’t say any more.

"Father, I have already prepared the food. You have had a busy day, go and eat." Minato pointed to the dining table over there and said.

"Okay Minato, thank you for your hard work."

"Well...if you can't make money by driving screws...then what else can you do to make money?" Minato murmured in distress.

Later, Minato turned on the phone and wanted to ask Kushina if she had any good ideas.

Suddenly, Minato saw that the phone's store suddenly sent an advertisement.

"Kakuzu loan app, with low interest rates, fast disbursement, high credit limit, and few requirements, is the best choice for those who need money urgently!"

...

"Kakuzu loan app? If you guessed correctly...this is an app made by Uncle Kakuzu...Uncle Kakuzu...loan...app?? These three words combined...hiss, no, no," Minato typed He shuddered and quickly shook his head.

Suddenly, another advertisement popped up.

"Meizhu Takeaway sincerely hires takeaways. As long as you are fast, it is not a dream to earn more than ten dozen a month!"

"It's fast...can't you beat a dozen of them?!" Minato's eyes slowly lit up...

Little does Minato know that there will be an abyss ahead.