Crazy Dave Of Konoha

The base of Meizhu takeout...

"Um, hello, I'm here to apply for a job as a delivery boy." Minato walked into the house holding the order.

"A delivery boy? Are you a ninja?" the knife-wielding figure with his back to Minato asked slowly.

"Yes, I am a Jōnin" Minato nodded.

"Really? Or Jōnin? Okay, I thought it was an ordinary person. After all, in the food delivery industry, it is difficult for ordinary people to compete with ninjas for orders," the man continued.

Then, the man slowly turned his chair...

The atmosphere is a bit silent...

"Brother Minato, are you here to deliver food?" The man looked at Minato in confusion and asked.

"Oh! It's Yahiko! Hahaha, ah, I can't help it. Uncle Dave and I made an agreement. If I earn enough 10 million, I can marry Kushina and become a Hokage!" Minato scratched his forehead

"Um, Yahiko, is there any problem?" Minato asked in confusion as Yahiko showed no reaction.

"No, Brother Minato, you can just make others drool." Yahiko knew that Minato was the only three people in Konoha who mastered the Flying Thunder God Technique. Flying Thunder God delivers food, which is to send other delivery people to Dead end...

"Ah, here, here is my registration form." Minato smiled and handed the form in his hand to Yahiko.

"What kind of watch do you need? Brother Minato, what's the relationship between us? You don't need to go through the procedures. You can deliver food now." Yahiko took the watch and tore it directly. Then he took out a helmet from under the seat and handed it to Minato.

"Is this really good? Ha, thank you very much, Yahiko" Minato took the helmet and smiled gratefully.

"It's fine!"

Then, Minato walked out...

"You have a new takeout order"

Minato slowly put on his helmet...

With a burst of yellow light, it disappeared in an instant...

In the hospital a few days later...

"Mother and child are safe." The doctor walked out of the operating room and nodded with a smile.

"Huh, it's okay." Danzo breathed a sigh of relief. You know, it was his precious daughter who was in the operating room.

"Congratulations on becoming a grandfather," Dave said to Danzo with a smile.

"Congratulations, you old bastard, on becoming a grandfather," Danzo said through gritted teeth.

"Here, this is the name I'm thinking of. The surname must be Senju. If it's a boy, let's call it Senju Eagle. If it's a girl, how about Senju Liumang?" Danzo took out a piece of paper and handed it to Dave.

There are hundreds of black dots on it. They should all be the names eliminated by Danzo. These two are the ones who survived...

Hearing these days that his daughter is due to give birth, Danzo hasn't even done a good job in the past two days. I'm just worried about my daughter and thinking about a name...

"I think you look like a gangster, go away. People say the mother and son are safe, so it must be a boy," Dave said speechlessly.

"Dai Yue, have you and Yun'er decided on the name of the child?" Dave then looked at Dai Yue who was also relieved and asked.

"Well, father, since it's a boy, let's call him Obito." Dai Yue smiled and nodded.

"...."

"Can you change it to another one? I think this name is a bit offensive to Grandpa," Dave asked tremblingly.

"Ah? Then you have to ask Yun'er. This is the name she came up with and she told me about it for half a year." Dai Yue was stunned and said with a smile.

"Dave, get out of here. What, do you have any objection to the name my daughter gave me? How about we go out and have a fight?" Danzo looked at Dave angrily and said.

"...Okay...let's call him Obito..." Dave nodded helplessly.

It's all messed up, it's all messed up. I really don't know which part went wrong. Could it be some bastard made the mess? Dave thought silently in his heart.

"If you really can't help it, go talk to Yun'er. I really think this name is a bit offensive. Obito Obito, gangster, gangster, this is a gangster!" Dave said quickly.

"I think you look like a gangster, let's go! Dai Yue, you don't have to listen to your father, this old bastard, I just need to talk to him, just call him Obito."

Danzo dragged Dave directly outside.

Just as Danzo was dragging him away, another nurse came out of the operating room.

"Ah, mother and daughter are safe, don't worry," the nurse said to a man over there.

"That's great, great! Thank you very much. Is it a daughter? If it's a daughter... Lin! Her name will be Hyuga Lin!" the man said excitedly.

Dave suddenly looked around and realized that the man was actually a member of the Hyuga clan.

"Ah, you don't need to thank us. On the contrary, we want to say sorry to you. I don't know what happened in the past six months. The rate of new babies has skyrocketed, and the operating room is not enough. We can only let your wife and another The ladies share the same operating room," the nurse said awkwardly.

"It's a mess... it's a mess... wuwuwu..." Dave was dragged by Danzo, hiding his face and crying...

...

A few days later...

In the ward, Danzo, Dai Yue and Dave sat on both sides of Yun'er's bed.

"Yun'er, how do you feel? Is it still hurting?" Danzo asked quickly.

"It's okay, dad, but... if it hurts, I think Uncle Dave might be a little hurt when he looks at it." Yun'er swallowed and pointed at Dave over there.

"It's okay Yun'er, what's wrong with this old bastard? You don't have to worry about her, just take care of yourself." Danzo smiled and nodded.

"Yes, Yun'er, you don't have to worry about me." Dave crossed his hands and nodded with a bruised nose and face.

"This little guy Obito is sleeping very soundly," Dai Yue said with a smile as she looked at little Obito in the cradle.

At this time, the previous couple walked in slowly, and the husband held the woman's hand, tremblingly.

"Ah, Lord Hokage!" The husband asked happily when he saw Danzo here.

"Ah, hello, hello, take your wife to rest first." Danzo was stunned and nodded.

The husband first helped his wife to the hospital bed...

"Master Dave is here too!" The husband noticed Dave's presence again and was even happier.

"Ah, hello. Are you a member of the Hyuga clan?" Dave nodded, looked at his husband and asked.

"Yeah, but my wife is not from the Hyuga clan." The husband nodded.

"Thanks to the family reform system proposed by Mr. Dave, which allowed all families to abolish the old system and open up to the village, I was able to meet my wife," the husband said happily.

"..."What a sin...Dave covered his heart...

"Wow wow wow~~" At this time, the little gangster woke up from his sleep and started crying...

"Ah, is little Obito hungry?" Dai Yue Yue became a father and was also panicked.

"No, I let him breastfeed just now," Yun'er said doubtfully.

"Bring Obito to Yun'er first. Does he miss his mother?" Danzo thought for a while and said, thinking that Yun'er was like that when Milu gave birth to Yun'er.

Dai Yue carried little Obito to Yun'er.

"Wow wow wow~~"

"No, why is little Obito still crying?" Danzo asked in a panic.

"Um, sir, are you from the Hyuga clan? Your daughter is very cute. Can you let me hug her?" Dave looked at the Hyuga couple behind him and asked.

"Ah! Does Mr. Dave think Xiaolin is cute? Of course!" The wife nodded happily.

"Thank you." Dave nodded with a smile, picked up Xiaolin, and slowly walked to little Obito's side.

Little Obito stopped crying instantly, biting his little hand and looking at the girl in Dave's arms with bright eyes.

"Yeah, this little gangster is still an LSP."