Crazy Dave Of Konoha

A few days later, at Senju Station

"Giggle, Obito is very cute, Dave, why don't you give him a hug?" Yue Mei looked at the little Obito in her arms and giggled happily.

"No hug, I think this kid is very tough." Dave stared at the little Obito in Yue Mei's arms with a fierce look.

"Gee, you're still so cute even though you're already dozens of years old." Yue Mei looked at Dave's behavior and smiled helplessly.

"Hmph, come on Obito, this kid looks like a gangster."

"Wow wow wow~"

"Dave, you're scaring the kids! Get out!"

...

Dave was kicked out... He sighed helplessly... He just said he was cute, but he was kicked out so quickly...

Alas, woman.

The heartbroken Dave slowly walked to the door of his old father's house, wanting to seek some comfort from his old father.

"Oh? Mother, what are you going to do now?" The door was opened, and Dave saw his mother getting ready to go out.

"Ah, I'm going to buy some things for little Obito, toys, clothes, etc." Jiaoyue said with a smile.

"....Is the old father at home?" Dave has a headache. He really doesn't want to hear that little kid anymore...

"He is busy at home. Ah, there is not enough time. Mito-sama and I have made an appointment, so I will leave first." Jiaoyue said with a smile and left quickly.

Dave walked into the door slowly and saw Tobirama busy there.

"Hey, old father, what are you doing?" Dave greeted happily.

"Sew"

....

"You? Sewing clothes?" Dave was stunned and looked at the needle and thread in Tobirama's hand.

"Well! I want to sew a dress for little Obito. I originally planned to let Izuna make it, but Izuna ran away, so I had to make it myself." Tobirama said with a smile.

"Um...where did you sew?"

"Most of it is almost done, only the waist is missing."

"Let me take a look." Dave took it from Tobirama.

"...Um...Old father, are you sure that you won't strangle Obito?" Dave pointed at the opening of his neck, which was less than the size of a finger...

"Didn't Jiaoyue say before that the neck opening doesn't need to be so big? The child is still young. Sweaters and other things are stretchable."

"You can't stretch this thing enough to fit three fingers into it..."

"Oh, that's right." Tobirama fell into thought.

There was silence for a while.

"I decided to invent a Forbidden Technique for sewing sweaters!"

"Bye-Bye"

Dave quickly waved his hand and fled here...

Then Dave took out his phone and placed his hope on the name on the phone screen...

"Hey, Uncle Madara, are you free? Let's go online together."

"I don't have time, Hashirama and I are shopping at a baby store."

....

At dusk, Dave smoked a cigarette lonely, standing on the head of Hashirama Hokage rock, looking at the sunset, thinking about the good times in the past...

the other side...

"Hey, mother, I'm here to see you." Hamura came to see his mother Kaguya on a rare occasion today.

"Hmm" Kaguya was busy with something in the kitchen.

"What are you doing?" Hamura walked into the kitchen, looked at the walls all made of titanium alloy, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Dai Yue has a baby, isn't it? I'm going to make some tonic soup for Yun'er and some nutritious liquid food for babies to send over," Kaguya said busyly.

"Really?" Hamura was stunned, then stepped forward to take a look.

"How was it?" Kaguya asked with a smile.

"It's rare that it looks good!"

The rare thing in Hamura's words refers to black smoke that meets three criteria. First, it does not have the nature of a useless person. Second, there are no lethal substances. Third, the titanium alloy kitchen did not explode during cooking.

"What does rare mean?" Kaguya glanced at Hamura keenly and asked.

"...No...it doesn't mean anything. I was just praising your cooking skills." Hamura smiled quickly and said.

"Try it, you haven't been here for a long time."

"Ah, okay"

On the table.

"My eldest brother is so happy to be able to eat my mother's food. I also manage two families, Hyuga and Ōtsutsuki, so I rarely have time to visit my mother. I really envy my eldest brother." Hamura looked at the dining table. Serving the soup, he said with a smile.

"Humph, if he is really like this, it would be great if he can come back with Ashura Indra once a week!" Kaguya said angrily.

"Huh? That's really their loss," Hamura smiled awkwardly.

"Okay, let's eat quickly. It's been almost a month or two and I've almost forgotten the taste. Let's eat." Kaguya smiled softly. Her own Hamura was still the best. Hagoromo was really different from those two unfilial grandsons. good.

"Well! Mother, your food is so..."

Seeing Hamura lying on the ground and foaming at the mouth after taking a bite, Kaguya was stunned...

In the hospital...

"The results are out," the nurse said as she came to the doctor with the test results.

"How is the situation?" Kaguya asked worriedly.

"Ah, he probably drank the paraquat as soup, such a large volume," the doctor murmured in confusion.

"Paraquat?" Kaguya was stunned...

"Well, it's used for weeding, but it's also highly toxic. This patient is also quite interesting. 500ml of paraquat, 5 to 15ml of it can kill a person. Now let alone the lungs, the person is probably gone," the doctor explained. .

"Can it be saved?" Kaguya asked worriedly.

"The problem is not big, it can be saved"

"oh"

...

"Mother, what happened to Hamura?" Hagoromo received the news and hurried over.

"The doctor said the problem is not serious and can be saved."

"That's fine. Why did Hamura drink paraquat? Could it be that he just couldn't think about it?" Hagoromo sat down next to Teru Yoruichi and murmured in confusion.

"This is not to give you the greenest vegetables. I usually use it to remove weeds when I grow vegetables. Maybe I was careless just now and poured it all in as chicken essence."

"...."

At the same time, in the Internet cafe...

Ashura, who had been staying at the Internet cafe for a month, stretched. It's been a month. Let's go home and take a look.

"Yo, Kurama" Ashura greeted Kurama as he passed by the counter.

Kurama watched as Ashura was leaving. Finally, this bastard was finally leaving, after a month.

Just when Ashura walked to the door, he received a message from his father Hamura...

Ashura swallowed tremblingly...

"Kurama! Guarantee it for one more month! Bah! Guarantee it for one year! No! Are you selling that seat? I bought it!"

"Get out of here!!!"