Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Your nephew? Tobirama's son?" In an instant, Dave felt a huge evil spirit coming towards his face. The pair of scarlet pupils in Uchiha Madara's eyes were staring at him.

Dave's heart skipped a beat, forgetting that Madara's brother seemed to have been killed by Tobirama.

"Madara! He is not Tobirama!" Hashirama shouted quickly.

"Huh, of course I know." Madara took back the murderous aura that was like a gluttonous wave and said coldly.

"Uncle, your name is Madara." Dave will not miss this opportunity to hug his thigh. He must leave a good impression on the other party, so that the other party will not be scheming behind his back when he is taken away by a thousand-year-old filial son. Own

"Yeah" Madara looked at Dave coldly and said in shock.

Because of Madara's aloof appearance and the terrifying impression she left on people in the Sengoku era a few years ago, there are basically not many people in the village except the Uchiha family who are willing to communicate with Madara, let alone the children in the village. The child usually runs away in shock just by Uchiha Madara's glance, but the child in front of him is not afraid of him? ignorance? Or fearless?

"Uncle Madara, you are so handsome! Much more handsome than my uncle!" Dave's eyes showed admiration like stars.

"Huh? Hahahaha, kid, you are very discerning! Hashirama, this time, I won! I am more handsome than you!" Madara was stunned for a moment, then laughed, and kept looking at the full body in front of him from the corners of his eyes. Shadowed Hashirama raised an eyebrow.

this time! It was me, Uchiha Madara, who defeated you! Senju Hashirama!

"Hey, hey, hey! Dave! Your uncle is obviously much prettier than Uncle Madara, okay?!" Hashirama yelled at his nephew very unconvinced! This was the first time he lost to Madara in name only! Except for peeing when he was a kid, he lost one! He has never lost in all these years! He actually lost in this kind of thing?

"Well, Uncle Madara, uncle is so cruel." Dave hurriedly ran to Madara's arms and pointed at Hashirama who was yelling at him and said aggrievedly.

"Well, Hashirama, if you lose, you lose. Don't take it out on the child." Madara looked at Dave who suddenly ran into her arms and thought to herself, this is the feeling of being trusted by the child. . turn out to be. . Is this how Hashirama feels when the children he usually meets in the village run into his arms? . This feels really good. Where did I, Uchiha Madara, lose to Hashirama? He is not handsome yet! Those children must be ignorant! Then he stretched out a hand and patted Dave on the back, and said disdainfully to Hashirama.

"Ahh! I won't admit defeat! I will take good care of myself when I go back! I won't lose to you next time!! Motor! Dave! Come back with me!" Hashirama yelled

"No, it just came out!" Dave turned around and said

"Okay Hashirama, you go back first. I'm taking this child around the village." Uchiha Madara frowned and looked at the "ugly" Hashirama in front of him.

"Huh! Dave, come back before night" Hashirama turned away angrily.

Turning his head, Hashirama had a smile on his face. Madara's reputation in the village has not been very good, and no one in the village is willing to communicate with Madara. If this continues, Hashirama feels that something will happen to Madara sooner or later, and Dave's performance just now made him see that there are people who like Madara, and Madara is also the first Smiled at him once in the village. But his angry look just now was really not just an act, was it? Am I really not as handsome as Madara? Should I try those skin care products from Mito? Hashirama fell into doubts about life, and Dave looked confused at the lonely figure... and even wanted to laugh a little. .

"Let's go, kid." Seeing Hashirama leaving, the smile on Madara's face disappeared, and then she said. He took Dave and continued walking around the village.

along the way

Dave saw many children looking at him and Madara from afar. The fearful looks in Dave's eyes made Dave's heart skip a beat. Although the god-tier beside him didn't express anything, the more he looked like this, Dave felt more and more frightened.

"Uncle Madara, I want to eat meatballs!" Dave felt that he should do something and said to Madara beside him.

"Okay" Madara was stunned for a moment, frowned at first, and then agreed. Do you think children are so troublesome?

Madara took Dave into the meatball shop and bought a portion of meatballs.

"Hey, Dahe, have you seen that man wearing Uchiha clothes? Have you heard of him? He is a pervert. He has no wife in his forties. I heard that he likes men! Look at that cold face. It’s like ice cubes, what the hell?”

"No way, this is too outrageous! Who did you listen to?"

"My father told me this! I heard that he likes our Hokage-sama!"

"Wow! This is so exciting!"

While Madara and Dave were awkwardly sitting in their seats, waiting for the meatballs, a table of teenagers behind them who were older than Dave were pointing at Madara and talking softly. Dave could hear it, let alone Madara. , his face became darker and darker. .

"Hey! You bastards! Who asked you to insult Uncle Madara!" Dave couldn't stand listening anymore, picked up the two bottles of sake placed on Uchiha Madara's table, picked up the two bottles of sake, and walked behind him In front of the table of young men, a bottle hit the table and roared.

The teenagers were stunned, and so was Madara.

"..Where...where did the kid come from! Are you looking for a beating?" The teenagers were also frightened by Dave's beating. Then they saw that Dave was a bigger kid, and one of the teenagers shouted

"Looking for a beating? Why don't you look for a beating!" Dave was so angry that he took a bottle of sake and put it directly on the boy's head and roared.

The young man immediately fell to the ground and howled.

"What I can't stand the most is people like you who gossip behind their backs! If you have the guts, let's fight! Who the hell are you who say bad things about people behind their backs!" Dave kicked the boy who fell to the ground with one foot. shouted. The teenagers were all too frightened by Dave's Haki appearance to dare to move. .

They are just a group of ordinary teenagers. The current ninja school has not yet opened to accept civilians, and they have not seen much of the world. They will naturally be frightened when encountering such a thing. .

"It's best not to let me hear you say anything bad about Uncle Madara! If you don't accept it, come to me at the Senju station! Bring your parents and I'll beat them up too!" Dave snorted coldly, then returned to his seat. , continue to sit obediently

Madara was shocked when she saw the scene just now. This child... seemed like...

"Kid...you..." Madara didn't know what to feel in her heart, and she didn't know what to say..

"Hehe... I have lived with my mother in the settlement since I was a child. My mother had me after my father got in the way. My mother has always been subject to rumors from the clan. Every time my mother and I come out, they will treat us like those people. We pointed, and every time I wanted to do what I just did, but my mother would stop me, and I would cry silently by myself every night. I felt very sad. After my mother died, I came here to find my father. On the way, I swear, I will beat this kind of person every time I see him!" Dave lowered his head and said in a deep voice. This feeling of sadness and anger came from his own body, and he seemed to be immune to the impulse just now! General control...

"You...you are much better than your father." Madara didn't know what to say. He himself had never comforted anyone. In the past, it was easy to comfort Hashirama by giving him a beating, but Dave was still a child, so naturally he couldn't do that. Do.

This kid is much better than his father who is even colder and more infuriating than him. .

"Hey, the meatballs are here, Uncle Madara, let's eat them quickly"

"Um"

After eating, Dave sat there waiting for Madara to pay the bill

"The losses in your store today will be recorded in my Uchiha clan's account, as well as what happened just now. If those people have any objections, let them come to the Uchiha clan to find me." Uchiha Madara said coldly to the boss in front of him.

After saying that, he took Dave and left here.

"Uncle Madara, can you carry me on your back? I'm a little tired." While walking on the road, Dave suddenly had a bold idea and looked at Uchiha Madara beside him and asked with some fear.

"Tch, kid, it's really troublesome, come up here." Madara was stunned for a moment, and then said speechlessly. But he still knelt down and let Dave climb up. When Dave went up, he was stunned. Why did he do this?

"Hehe, so tall, Uncle Madara! I will definitely grow as tall as you in the future! When you get old! I will carry you!"

"...kid"