Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"I guessed it right, Fugaku, your Mangekyō Sharingan" Kaoru said with a smile.

"Ahem, originally I wanted to never use it, but in order to save Uncle Jing, I have no choice," Fugaku said helplessly.

"Tell me, what is your illusion? It's quite powerful. Ohnoki was in a lot of pain just now." Jing asked with a smile.

"Can I not say..."

"Tell me, I want you to be the next Minister of Police. How can I do it if you don't tell me?" Jing said firmly.

"Impairment... pull the opponent into the world of illusion, and destroy the enemy's reproductive organs up to ten thousand times for three days and three nights... When the opponent breaks away from the illusion... the reproductive organs will be useless within three years."

"...Actually, you don't need to go into such detail." The mirror feels cold on my crotch...

"Ignore this, Uncle Jing, please don't tell anyone else about this. Will I be famous in the ninja world if I inflict a severe blow on Ohnoki this time?" Fugaku asked happily.

"Yes, but I don't know what the name is."

"Hahahaha!! That's great. Uncle Dave and Mikoto will definitely be impressed by me! Hehehe, I'll go find Mikoto first!" Fugaku laughed excitedly.

"Come here, since you are on duty today and there is a shortage of people, then do your duty to the end and go back to work." Jing dragged Fugaku and went back to work.

After getting off work, Fugaku hurried to the door of Dave's house...

"Mikoto! Mikoto! Are you at home!!" Fugaku shouted happily, slamming the door.

"Fugaku, leave quickly!" Mikoto opened the door a crack and whispered.

"Why should I leave? I will come to you openly today!" Fugaku puffed up his chest. Today, he stood up!

"Hurry up, hurry up! Before my father notices and kills you with the intention of killing you, hurry up!" Mikoto said anxiously.

"Humph, things are different these days Mikoto, Uncle Dave will definitely look at me with admiration!" Fugaku pushed open the door, puffed out his chest, and walked slowly towards the house with long strides.

Tsukimi looked at Fugaku's back and was stunned...

"Who is here?" Yue Mei looked outside the room in confusion after hearing the sound.

"Aunt Tsukimi! It's me! Fugaku!"

"Fugaku...Fugaku! Leave quickly!" Tsukimi was stunned and said quickly.

"Aunt Tsukimi, why did you let me go too?" Fugaku was a little sad. Normally Aunt Tsukimi was very nice to him, and she didn't object to him and Mikoto. Why did he have such an attitude today.

"Your Uncle Dave is trying to find you right now, and you're here right now. Come on," Yue Mei said anxiously.

"Uncle Dave is looking for me! Hahaha!! It turns out what happened in the morning spread throughout the ninja world so quickly." Fugaku laughed.

"Yes, Uchiha, brother"

At this time, a devilish voice like hell came from somewhere.

"Uchiha duo, Uchiha impotence brother" Dave's eyes flashed red, and his tone was as frightening as a monster from the Nine Netherworld.

"Huh? What?" Fugaku said in confusion.

"Hehe" Dave smiled and threw the newspaper in his hand to Fugaku.

Fugaku looked at the newspaper in his hand.

[Tsuchikage speaks and vows to hunt down]

This morning, a mass destruction incident occurred on the border of Earth Kingdom. Uchiha Kagami and Uchiha Fugaku of Konoha Village of Fire Kingdom fought with 1,500 people led by Tsuchikage Ohnoki of Iwagakure of Earth Kingdom.

On the battlefield, Uchiha Kagami lived up to his name, using his pupil technique to harvest the names of more than a hundred people. And Uchiha Fugaku, this Uchiha rookie, also possesses Mangekyō Sharingan. On the battlefield, he just glared at Tsuchikage Ohnoki, who instantly covered his crotch and cried.

Surrounded by 1,500 men and directly inflicted damage on Tsuchikage, Uchiha Fugaku.

Later, another deliveryman arrived at the scene and took the two Uchiha away. Back at the hospital, Tsuchikage Ohnoki, who was undergoing treatment, was asked by reporters how he was suffering and refused to answer.

After some investigation, we found Tsuchikage Onoki's attending medical doctor, and finally found out what kind of pain Mr. Onoki suffered...

(Omit a hundred words to describe the pain)...

Here, Uchiha Fugaku became famous in one battle, and together with Uchiha Kagami, they became the Uchiha duo. The name of Uchiha Fugaku will also be completely resounding in the ninja world.

Uchiha is a weakling, Uchiha is a horrible bastard, these two Uchiha men are frightening.

"Fugaku, look at the sunset today. Isn't it beautiful?" Dave smiled and pointed to the sunset on the horizon outside the house.

"...If I say something nice...can Uncle Dave let me go?"

"What do you think?"

...

"Stay away from Mikoto from now on!" Looking at Uchiha Fugaku flying out of the sky, Dave clapped his hands and said calmly.

police department

Jing saw this news on his mobile phone and had a headache... He knew it would be like this... Originally, after the development of the ninja world in the past few years, people had almost forgotten his name. After doing this, well, he came back again. Jianghu.

In Hokage's office...

"This Hokage really can't last a day, Dave, Mirror, Kakuzu, Hiruzen, Black Zetsu, George, Sakumo (and more than a dozen people)... Now, here comes another Uchiha Fugaku, this Konoha It’s just a bunch of demons dancing around now.” Danzo covered his face.

In the Internet cafe...

"Uchiha's name is about to be ruined..." Madara looked at the news with a headache.

"Hurry up and join the team, Madara!" Hashirama, who was sitting next to him, said hurriedly.

"I'm not in the mood to fight." Madara said slightly sadly.

"What's wrong?" Hearing Madara's sad tone, Hashirama gave up the game.

Madara handed the phone to Hashirama.

"What's wrong, Uchiha has no name since he became famous in the mirror. The appearance of Fugaku just deepens the impression of people in the ninja world." Hashirama laughed after reading it.

...

"What a shame..." Madara became even more sad and angry, and was laughed at by Hashirama.

Think about Uchiha during the Sengoku period. Who is not afraid of hearing the news? Since the mirror became famous, he is still afraid of hearing the news, but the meaning is different... with a bit of a stink, and now the appearance of Fugaku has become a fearful person, with Along with the stench, there is also a hint of fear from the world...

"Madara, uh, the game is over." Hashirama looked at the screen, because the two of them hung up, causing the game to end.

"It's over when it's over, I don't want to play anymore," Madara said sadly.

At this time, Madara looked at the screen, and a person whose ID was "Jing Jing" sent him a 99+ greeting... Well, Jing was his teammate from the game just now. Madara added Mirror's friends in the game and gave her notes since she beat him up last time.

However, there are some big stripes in the mirror. Not only is there no note, but I also forgot who it is. Seeing that the person who hung up in the last game turned out to be my friend, I'm sorry, no matter who you are, anyone who dares to hang up to prevent me from improving my score will die.

Jing, who was sitting opposite Madara, thought angrily. The sound of his hands typing on the keyboard was like a machine gun, and he couldn't even see the shadow of his hands.

Madara smiled lightly, okay, here comes the punching bag.