Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Orochimaru's experimental base

"Uncle Dave, why are you here?" Orochimaru asked slowly when he heard the door opening behind him while he was doing the experiment.

"Ah, you kid, don't spend time in this laboratory every day, be careful of mold and men and women turning into rebellious ninjas." Dave sat on the table nearby and laughed.

"Uncle Dave, can you watch less TV series?" Orochimaru turned his back to Dave, wearing a black cloak and said helplessly.

"Yes, yes, Uncle Dave, the TV series you made are so ridiculous, they even killed me. Now every time I go out on the street, a bunch of little brats hug me and tell me I'm not dead." Jiraiya said depressedly.

"Hahaha, but it looks interesting, doesn't it?" Dave laughed.

"Okay, okay, I won't bullshit you two anymore, Orochimaru." Dave retracted his playful smile and looked at Orochimaru seriously.

"What's wrong?" Orochimaru was stunned, but still didn't turn around.

"Fourth Hokage, are you interested?" Dave asked.

"Fuck!" Jiraiya was stunned for a moment.

"No"

"You bastard Orochimaru, that's the Hokage!" Jiraiya heard Orochimaru's answer and hurriedly roared at Orochimaru.

"Take up my time," Orochimaru said calmly.

"Ah, I'm just asking if you are interested. Anyway, there are three candidates for Fourth Generation right now, you, Dai Yue, and Hatake Sakumo." Dave said with a smile.

"Sakumo has abstained. He prefers to develop in Anbu. As for Dai Yue, he now has a child, and he also expressed that he wants to spend more time with the child and has no time to be a Hokage. In other words, you are the Fourth Hokage." Dave said with a smile.

"...Can't I refuse?" Orochimaru asked helplessly.

"No, your mother also asked me to give you a message, either get married or start a career. It's impossible for you to get a family. I heard from Sister Yu that you haven't been home for several months, so just start a career." Dai The husband laughed.

"Both Shuomao and Dai Yue have families, so it makes sense to the outside world that they abstain from voting. If you, an idle member of the establishment, abstain from voting, let alone your mother's overreaction of disappointment to your expectations, it will not be justified to the outside world. Dave continued.

"...." Orochimaru has a headache...

"By the way, you have always turned your back to me, which is very disrespectful, and your tone is a bit weird." Dave said with a smile and looked at Orochimaru.

"...Uncle Dave, can you give me some time, just half a year?" Orochimaru said with his back to Dave.

"What happened?" Dave gradually realized that something was wrong and asked quickly.

"That's all"

Then, Orochimaru slowly turned around and took off his black cloak...

...

The atmosphere was very silent...even Jiraiya's eyes widened...

"Orochimaru...can you...can tell what's going on?" Dave asked tremblingly.

"I watched the TV series you filmed by Uncle Dave. In the TV series, I created the Forbidden Technique Living Corpse Reincarnation, which aroused my great interest. I have been developing this Forbidden Technique in the past few years until a few years ago. Months ago, I succeeded. "Orochimaru, no, it should be called Orochimaru now...

"Nonsense, of course I know based on your situation. It's not illegal to use the Forbidden Technique as long as you don't kill anyone. That's not what I'm talking about, it's your belly!" Dave was speechless and pointed at Orochi Ji's bulging belly. Belly asked.

"Ah, I improved the Living Corpse Reincarnation, turning him from a three-year blank period to three months. This woman's body was created by me using my own cells and some Hashirama cells and a White Zetsu. It can also be It’s my second body,” Orochi said with a gentle smile.

Jiraiya was stunned. Although he had seen the feminine Orochimaru in TV dramas before, but now that he was living in front of his eyes, he felt incredible no matter what.

"Stop talking nonsense, I'm asking about your stomach," Dave said speechlessly.

"Ah, in order to continue to explore life, I wanted to try whether this body fused with my cells could give birth to a new life. I asked Senior George and used this idiot's genes to get pregnant successfully. Now. It's been four months, and the baby will be ready in about half a year." Orochi pointed at Jiraiya and said with a smile.

....

"What??! What did you say?!" Jiraiya asked with a confused face.

"Let me explain, the child in her belly belongs to you and Orochimaru. Do you understand?" Dave said slowly, feeling a little dizzy.

"What!!"

A roar came from Konoha...

"Bastard Orochimaru! You! You!!" Jiraiya was so angry... No wonder, every time he came to see him in the past few months, he turned his back to her. So that's what happened.

"Ah, that's quite interesting." Orochimai smiled softly and gently stroked her belly.

"Times have changed. You young people can fool around on your own. I'll give you half a year and I'll talk to Danzo." Dave said, still feeling dizzy.

"Thank you, Uncle Dave." Orochi smiled softly.

"You, oooooooo... you damn bastard, I haven't even gotten married yet, and suddenly I gave birth to a child. How will Tsunade look at me in the future, and how will she accept my confession, oooooooooo "Jiraiya squatted on the ground and groaned in pain.

"Idiot, I never said I would let you take responsibility. Consider this compensation for lying to me before. Do you think I really want to use your genes? There are so many powerful genes in Konoha, but there is no way, only yours It's better." Orochi gave him a look.

"No! As a man! How can you abandon your wife and daughter? Oh my god, how can you abandon your children!" Jiraiya stood up suddenly and said firmly.

"You two, get out of here and let me go back slowly." Dave kicked Jiraiya ten meters away and walked out of here dizzy...

"Also, Orochimaru, after giving birth, don't use your body again unless absolutely necessary. Your mother will not be able to bear it." Dave thought of something and said to Orochimaru before leaving.

"Well, I know, I'm just doing it for science. Now that my goal has been accomplished, after giving birth to the child, I will seal this Forbidden Technique into the Book of Sealings and never use it again. It's just that it's troublesome to Uncle Dave in the past few months." I explained the reason to my mother." Orochimai smiled and nodded.

"Well, and that idiot over there, take good care of your wife and daughter, bah, take good care of Orochimaru... Orochimaru and the children. I'm so impressed." Dave shouted to Jiraiya over there again.