Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Brother Lu, if there is no experimental record, how long will it take to make a new one?" Dave swallowed and asked.

"I don't know, it could be decades or years. I experimented with this thing using thousands of different metals and hundreds of thousands of different permutations and combinations. I recorded everything on it." Orochoku My head feels a little dizzy...

"Um...then come on? I'll withdraw first..." Dave didn't know what to say and hurriedly withdrew.

...

Dave came to the hospital because he received news that Danzo was hospitalized.

"Why are you hospitalized?" Dave asked as he walked into the ward.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"Well, let me answer this for Mr. Hokage. He was beaten up by Mr. Madara. There was no big problem. His heart was still beating. I saved him." The attending doctor came in from outside and said with a smile.

"Really? Why did he offend Uncle Madara so easily?" Dave asked doubtfully.

"I don't know about this. You can ask Mr. Hokage when he gets better. This is his case, so I'll leave first." The doctor shrugged, handed the case to Dave and left.

Then Danzo whined at his cell phone next to him twice, and Dave handed the phone to him.

Following Danzo's instructions, Dave typed out what Danzo wanted to say.

"Madara-sama suddenly came to my place just now, saying that he wanted to do justice for Uchiha or something, and then he beat me up..." Dave muttered in confusion.

Danzo then directed Dave to type.

"Hurry up and check on Uchiha Fugaku. Madara-sama just asked me where he was before he hit me..." Dave looked at the typed words and smiled.

"No matter what, it doesn't matter if that kid is killed," Dave said with a smile.

Suddenly, there was a loud noise outside the hospital.

"Quick! The injured has a first-degree disability and his breathing has stopped. Call the doctor immediately for surgery!"

Dave walked to the window and looked out. Well, looking at the bloody and fleshy thing below, it must be Fugaku.

"You stay alone for a while, I'll go outside and take a look," Dave said, looking at Danzo.

Dave walked out of the ward...

"I*...I have to be scared every time I see you. What are you doing here?" Dave was startled by the sudden appearance of the person in front of him and stroked his eyebrows speechlessly.

"The due date is coming soon, let's check it out," Orochi said with a gentle smile.

"...Obstetrics and Gynecology Department, turn left and go to the second floor. Thank you." Dave covered his eyes and pointed behind him.

"Orochimaru! Why are you running so fast with such a big belly?! Are you going to die?" At this time, a white-haired man behind him ran over and asked with a big backpack on his back.

"Is there any problem?" Orochi Ji asked doubtfully.

"The problem is big. You are about to give birth. I checked online. You need daily necessities for your child. Pay attention to fetal movements and take appropriate walks to help the fetal head enter the basin and help your body recover after delivery. You must not do it during the period of delivery. Anxiety..." Jiraiya said while clasping his fingers...

"I know what you said. How many days have you been nagging?" Orochi Ji was speechless.

"Isn't this just to deepen your impression?"

Watching the two of them leave singing together, Dave had a headache...

Then Dave took out the scroll with the black thing sealed in his arms and sent a message to Black Zetsu.

aRecycling feces with integrity: What to do?

Married with two kids: Come to the hospital and give you something.

aRecycling feces with integrity: No, I have a busy business here and don’t have time.

Married with two kids: Are you sure? This is about the relationship between you and your mother.

aRecycling feces with integrity: Wait for me, I’ll be there soon.

A minute later, looking at Black Zetsu who suddenly emerged from the ground, Dave threw the scroll in his hand to him.

"What is this?" Black Zetsu took it and asked doubtfully.

"Your half-brother"

"...Do you think this joke is funny?" Black Zetsu was speechless.

"This is a sealing scroll. You will find out when you open it yourself later. I have a headache now and don't want to worry about these things. You can figure it out yourself." Dave stroked his eyebrows and went back to Danzo's ward after saying that. .

Black Zetsu was stunned for a while, then took the scroll and got into the ground, returning to his base.

Black Zetsu looked at the scroll in his hand and pondered for a while, then released the seal from the scroll.

When the smoke dissipated, the two people stared at each other with big black eyes...

"I*!" Black Zetsu was startled.

"Where is that damn bastard! Where is this! Who are you?!" Black Zetsu No. 2 roared angrily.

"...I am Black Zetsu" Black Zetsu said in a daze.

"Asshole, I'm Black Zetsu!"

...

After a long day of brotherly communication...

"Really...it turns out that you were also sealed by that bastard Dave, ugh." Black Zetsu sighed. They are indeed brothers, both from the same world.

"If you are the New World that bastard is talking about, since you can rescue me safely, the plan is probably almost done!" Black Zetsu No. 2 asked quickly.

"Plan? Oh, that plan you mentioned, mother is in the village now" Black Zetsu thought for a while and said.

What follows is another day of deep brotherly exchanges...

"Great! I'm going to find mom right now!!" Black Zetsu No. 2 said excitedly.

"Don't! If you go like this, your mother might be frightened by having a son like you!" Black Zetsu hurriedly stopped him.

"Then what should I do?" Black Zetsu No. 2 wondered.

"Earn money with me! When you make a lot of money, you can buy your mother's favorite gift. When you hold the gift, your mother will definitely accept it when she sees the gift and the new you!" Black Zetsu thought for a moment and said.

"What a great idea! What should I do!!" Black Zetsu No. 2 asked excitedly.

"In this way..." Black Zetsu explained his new plan in detail...

Watching Black Zetsu No. 2 leave happily, Black Zetsu nodded with satisfaction.

A few minutes later at George's...

"You said that you were an independent clone of Black Zetsu, but you didn't agree with his concept, so you rebelled and wanted to join me?" George touched his chin.

"Yes, he doesn't know my thoughts yet. He still thinks that I am still his innocent little clone. I can send you his information!" Black Zetsu No. 2 nodded.

"Okay! No problem! In that case, then you are a member of my army, George!" George said happily.

"Hmm, Boss George, I have information here. My main body's next attack will be in three days. At that time, he will bring hundreds of White Zetsu to sneak attack!" Black Zetsu No. 2 said quickly.

"You bastard, you still want to carry out a sneak attack? Since he has a sneak attack, then I will attack his base camp!" George said angrily.

"Boss, I've spent enough time here. If the subject finds out, he'll be suspicious, so I'll go back first. If I have any information, I'll pass it on!" Black Zetsu No. 2 looked at the time and said hurriedly.

"Okay, okay, brother clone, go back quickly, safety is the most important thing!" George nodded quickly.

Back to Black Zetsu...

"Brother, I have successfully gone undercover! George will lead hundreds of people to attack our base camp in three days!" Black Zetsu No. 2 said anxiously.

"What? You bastard, since you dare to sneak attack!? Then we will attack their base camp!" Black Zetsu roared angrily.

"Uh-huh!!"

"Brother, you have worked hard these days!"

"Brother, I'm not working hard!"

Black Zetsu No. 2. Infernal Affairs is officially launched.