Crazy Dave Of Konoha

this day

"Konan, Nagato, Yahiko, I'm going out to buy groceries. Please take good care of Hidan," Nanxue shouted to the three people over there.

"Okay mother" Konan nodded happily.

"Eh? Is this your brother? He looks very cute," Nagato said with eyes shining.

"Konan! When your brother grows up, let him join our Akatsuki organization!" Yahiko said happily.

"Look! I've even prepared Hidan's flesh-colored lace socks!" Yahiko dug around and took out a pair of flesh-colored lace socks from his arms.

"Hey, do you believe what Uncle Dave said about the Akatsuki Organization being a joke?" Nagato said helplessly, taking out the white silk that Dave gave him from his arms to symbolize the leader of the Akatsuki Organization.

"No! I think what Uncle Dave said about the Akatsuki organization is serious! Let the world become a world full of WiFi! If the ninja world is full of WiFi! People can connect to WiFi everywhere! That will be truly peaceful Ninja world! You don't understand the true meaning of what Uncle Dave said!" Yahiko said with a starry face.

"...Here, the leader of the Akatsuki organization is entrusted to you!" Nagato was stunned for a few seconds and handed the white silk in his hand to Yahiko.

"No! Since Uncle Dave has chosen you as the leader, it means that you are stronger than me. I will work hard to become stronger, and then let Uncle Dave recognize me! When the time comes, he will personally hand it over to me!" Yahiko said with longing.

"...You are hopeless" Nagato covered his head..

"I have chosen the first target of our Akatsuki organization!" Yahiko said happily.

"What goal?" Konan asked, holding Hidan in his arms.

"Look! This is the map of the ninja world! At present, I look at it based on our strength and what we can do! Rain Shinobi Village! He! It is our first country to change!" Yahiko took out a map and pointed at it. Said Rain Shinobi Village above.

"Rain Shinobi Village...Isn't he our friendly ally? He has been connected to WiFi for a long time." Nagato asked doubtfully.

"No, no, no! Nagato, I have to talk to you about this, is the WiFi signal in Rain Shinobi Village good? Ever since the dark clouds above their village were hit by Grandpa Hashirama's thousand sinuses to Sunagakure, Rain Shinobi Village has begun to After years of drought, Rain Shinobi Village cannot make ends meet, and the villagers are struggling to make ends meet! And the bastard tyranny of Hanzō of the Salamander has made Rain Shinobi Village now the country with the lowest GDP in the ninja world!" Yahiko said angrily.

"Then what do you want to do? If we do something excessive, Konoha will be the one to take the blame." Nagato asked doubtfully.

"No, what does the Akatsuki organization do have to do with Konoha?" Yahiko put on the Akatsuki organization's iconic stockings and said with a ferocious face.

....

Seeing the two of them messing around, Konan was speechless and had to hug the child and follow them quickly.

"Look! These are three Akatsuki motorcycles and a baby motorcycle that I spent a lot of money to find someone to make!" Yahiko opened the warehouse behind him, and inside were three motorcycles and a baby motorcycle.

"Three motorcycles, with our respective stockings painted on the body! It only takes three seconds to accelerate from 100 kilometers with six exhaust pipes! Baby motorcycle, exclusive for Hidan! The pink decoration also brings a sense of security, six wheels and four The ventilator gives a baby the sense of security it needs!" Yahiko introduced excitedly.

"It looks...really good." Nagato's eyes lit up and he nodded appreciatively.

"Little Hidan looks very satisfied too," Konan said happily as he looked at little Hidan in his arms stretching his hands towards the scooter.

"Let's go! Target! The Land of Rain!" Yahiko got on the motorcycle.

Nagato and Konan also wore tight stockings. Konan was not happy about it at first...but unfortunately, if they didn't wear them, they might find out that they were from Konoha.

Hidan also put on a small size of tight black stockings for him...

"From now on, we are! Akatsuki Organization!"

The four of them were riding motorcycles, wearing silk stockings that symbolized each other on their heads, and each of them had a ferocious face. Yahiko's mouth and Kakuzu's grin reached to his ears, Nagato's eyes were stretched by the silk stockings until there was only a line, Konan pouted, and Hidan was still young. , nothing much has changed, but my mouth is drooling...

"Nagato! What is our code name! Uncle Dave and Uncle Kakuzu's blade and Oromo are in the past! We have to think of a new code name!" Yahiko asked with a ferocious look on Nagato's eyes.

"Sweetheart Bear" Nagato was stunned, took out his phone and said with a silly smile.

"Takeaway Captain"

"What weird nicknames do you two have? Humph, I'll just call you Paper Crane Girl." Konan looked at the two of them with disdain.

"Where's Hidan?" Yahiko looked at little Hidan and asked.

"Cute baby!" Konan blurted out.

"Hey, hey, Konan, you have to ask Hidan for his opinion?" Yahiko looked at Konan speechlessly and asked.

"Do you have any objections to Hidan?" Konan asked, pointing at Hidan.

Hidan looked around confusedly...

"Okay, Hidan will use this nickname for the time being. He is still young and can't choose it by himself. Let you, my sister, choose it for the time being." Yahiko nodded helplessly.

"Let's go! Target Rain Shinobi Village!"

Today, the villagers of Konoha Village encountered a strange spectacle. Three rampaging young men were racing on motorcycles. One of them had a scooter pulled behind the back of the car...

A few minutes later, Rain Shinobi Village

"Look! Look! Look at this decadent country today! It needs the salvation of our Akatsuki organization!" Yahiko said angrily as he looked at the drought-stricken Rain Shinobi Village in front of him.

"Let's go and ask about the situation." Nagato nodded solemnly and walked into the village with a few people.

"Madam, what do you think of Hanzo, the leader of the Kingdom of Rain?" Yahiko walked towards a lady selling vegetables and asked solemnly.

"Oh, you look like foreigners at first glance. Just ask Hanzo-sama. Hanzo-sama is a good man. For the sake of the weather in the Land of Rain, not only for the sake of the country and the people, he was willing to be slaughtered by that damn black-faced ghost for hundreds of millions. Two, he has been touring the country in the past few days, personally going to the fields to solve the drought problem for everyone. Not only that, he also used the remaining money in the treasury to provide money for the people who could not afford to eat. He is such a good leader! "The aunt said with a sigh.

"Yahiko...this...?" Nagato swallowed...

"Yeah..I understand" Yahiko sighed and nodded.

"What did you understand??" Konan asked after thanking his aunt and leaving.

"I understand, Hanzo is brainwashing the people! Bastard Hanzo!" Yahiko said angrily.

"...So...that's how you understand it???"