Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Kakuzu and Nanxue looked at some fragments in the swaddling clothes and fell into thought...

Nan Xue already felt a little dizzy...

"It's okay, mother, Hidan is still alive!" Upon seeing this, Konan hurriedly threw the swaddling clothes out and hugged his mother.

Looking at the baby fragments scattered on the ground, Kakuzu grinned... He probably guessed why Hidan was like this...

Hearing the sound of Hidan crying on the ground, Nan Xue finally woke up a little.

Kakuzu then put Hidan and his body back into the swaddle and sat them down.

Then Kakuzu told the whole story of how he met Hidan. He was a successful experimental product. Is that what it meant? Hidan is the same as those immortal people.

"So that's it...then...then take Hidan to the hospital to reconnect his body!" Nan Xue said anxiously.

"What?? What kind of hospital should I go to? That black-hearted hospital costs so much! I can come!" Kakuzu immediately disagreed, and then slowly stretched out a thread from his finger to reconnect Hidan with his body. .

"Hidan is fine." Nan Xue looked at Hidan who was intact and breathed a sigh of relief...

Konan looked at Hidan who was intact again, his eyes gradually glowing...

A few days later...

"The guy who lost his position came here today to discuss things. Which one of you will be there to receive him?" Danzo asked, looking at the people in front of him.

"By the way, shouldn't you, Hokage, be the one to take part in this kind of thing?" Hiruzen asked doubtfully, smoking a cigarette.

"The person I'm sitting here now is still a Shadow Clone, and the main body is in the hospital," Danzo said calmly.

"Sorry, I have to go see the child. Ever since Uncle Madara beat you, my grandson has been taken away by Uncle Madara. He said he wanted to educate him personally to ensure the child's values. My old father is going there these days. I've been fighting Uncle Madara for a long time, I have to go take a look." Dave shrugged.

"My wife is pregnant. I have to take her to the hospital for a checkup today." Hiruzen sighed.

"You will get stronger when you are old"

"Getting stronger with age"

"The sword is not old yet"

... Hiruzen said he didn't want to deal with these three bastards. His son couldn't do anything, so what could he do? What's more, this was an accident...

"What about you, Mirror?"

"I...I...I went to the hospital to get a hemorrhoidectomy."

...

A few minutes later, Jing was joined by three people to capture the strong man.

"Uncle Jing, why are you here?" A voice came from behind, and Jing was stunned.

"Oh, it turns out it's the three of you. Are you going out to take on the mission today?" Kagami turned around and looked at Nagato and asked.

"No, I'm waiting for someone." Nagato smiled and shook his head.

"We'll accompany her and the others." Konan and Yahiko looked at each other and said happily.

"Really? Waiting for someone? No one left Konoha today?" When Kagami came to the village entrance, he took a look at the work at the village entrance gate.

"Not from our village." Nagato shook his head.

"That's the people from Kirigakure. I'm waiting for them here too," Jing said doubtfully.

"Eh? She seems to be Kirigakure's" Nagato thought of something and said.

"Well, they will be here soon." Jing looked at the time and nodded.

A few minutes later, a dozen figures slowly came from a distance...

"Nagato, do you and she know what each other looks like?" Konan looked at Nagato and asked.

"I don't know, this is also the first time we have met," Nagato said happily.

"Then how do people know who you are? There seem to be a lot of people coming over there," Konan asked speechlessly.

"Don't worry Konan, as Nagato's good brother, Nagato and I already thought of a countermeasure last night," Yahiko said calmly.

"Oh? What's your plan?" Konan suddenly had a bad feeling...

Wait until the figure gets closer...

"Nagato! It's time!"

"Um!!"

Then, in the eyes of Konan and Jing Wub, the two of them took out a light sign that they carried from nowhere...

Yahiko pressed a button behind the light sign

I saw 11 fluorescent lights with the words "Sweetheart Bear, I am the leader of the Akatsuki Organization" in the color of Sweetheart Death Barbie pink shining at the entrance of the village...

When Shicang came over with someone, he was instantly confused...

Jing was also confused..

"Uh, Uncle Jing... Bah, Mr. Jing, the way your village receives you is really special." Shuicang looked at Jing and said dumbfounded.

"....They ran away from Konoha Mental Hospital. They are not mentally healthy. Don't worry about them." The camera hurts...

"Uh... Okay, can we go in?" Shicang naturally recognized Nagato and the others, nodded and smiled.

"please"

After a group of people walked in, Nagato and Yahiko were still carrying the light sign, but Konan had already separated from them and stayed away from them.

"Nagato, where is the person?" Yahiko looked at Nagato and asked.

"I don't know. Logically speaking, she would come if she saw it." Nagato also asked with some confusion.

"You two idiots! Which girl would come to you two in this situation!" Konan's veins popped out on his head, and one of them punched him and roared angrily.

"...In other words, are people in that group of people?" Nagato smiled awkwardly. If he had known better, he would not have messed with Yahiko.

"Idiot, contact me quickly." Konan doesn't want to say anything anymore...

Akatsuki leader: Are you here?

Sweetie Bear: Well, I have already entered the village.

Xiao organization leader: Didn’t you come to see me when we were protesting against the signs at the village gate just now?

Sweetie Bear: .... That's... very embarrassing

Akatsuki leader: Is it embarrassing? It’s okay, it’s the first time after all, let’s deepen my impression.

Konan looked at the chat history between the two and didn't want to say anything anymore.

"Which one of you came up with this idea?" Konan asked, looking at the two of them.

"Hmph, of course such a good idea cannot be thought of by a fool like Nagato who has no emotional intelligence. It must be the great Yahiko, me!" Yahiko admitted it first.

"That's it, come here and stop interfering in Nagato's affairs!" Konan nodded, already expecting it. Although Nagato's emotional intelligence was a little lower, it still had it. As for Yahiko, haha.

"No, this is a lifelong event concerning the future of my good brother Nagato. How can I, a good brother, ignore it!" Yahiko said stubbornly.

"The biggest help you can do to your good brothers is to stay away from them!" Konan dragged Yahiko and left here.