Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Orochimaru, is your delivery date coming soon?" Jiraiya asked, holding the calendar and calculating.

"Well, let me figure it out, it's just a few days." Orochimaru nodded.

"Then what are you waiting for? Go to the hospital as soon as possible. By the way, I'll go find Tsunade for the doctor." Jiraiya said in a panic.

"No need to bother." Orochimaru smiled and shook his head.

"It's no trouble, it's for the sake of the child! Come on, follow me!" Jiraiya said angrily.

Just when Orochimaru was about to explain, he suddenly felt a burst of pain in his lower body.

"What's wrong with you?! Are you going to give birth so soon! I told you to eat more to maintain your health, what are you going to do now!" Jiraiya looked at Orochimaru holding his stomach with a painful expression on his face , said anxiously.

Orochimaru shook his head, then held a knife in one hand and a scroll in the other...

The moment the scroll was opened, Orochimaru suddenly stabbed the knife into his stomach and made a big gash, and then lay down on the ground...

Then, a burst of white smoke appeared outside the scroll, and it was Orochimaru's original body...

"Living Corpse Reincarnation Technique!" Orochimaru, who was lying on the ground, slowly pinched his hand and turned his head...

On the other side, Orochimaru's original body slowly opened his eyes and stood up...

Then he opened the body and took out the child...

Everyone who saw Jiraiya was dumbfounded...

"Well, the baby is out." Orochimaru said with a smile while holding the baby.

"...I even think you are a pervert..." Jiraiya shuddered hard...

At this time, Tsunade planned to come to see Orochimaru's physical condition. As soon as he walked in, he saw this scene...

"Orochimaru, are you crazy!" Tsunade growled, his eyes widening.

"Is it okay Tsunade, isn't the child already out?" Orochimaru asked doubtfully.

"... Generally speaking, newborn babies cry. Why doesn't he make any sound?" Tsunade glared at Orochimaru, then took the child from Orochimaru's arms and asked.

"Crying?" Jiraiya was stunned...

Then Jiraiya stepped forward and gave the baby a big sinus...

"Wow wow wow~~"

"Look, isn't this just making me cry!" Jiraiya said happily.

He heard from Uncle Kakuzu that Konan didn't cry when he was born, just a big sinus went up.

"By the way, will the child still need to breastfeed in the future? Orochimaru, you bastard, you killed this body, how can the child breastfeed?" Jiraiya suddenly thought of something and asked in a panic.

"Milks? Tsunade, do you have any breasts?"

...

"You two bastards, stay away from my child from now on!" One of them punched Tsunade, and veins popped out on Tsunade's head...

The two of them looked pitiful with bruises on their eyes...

Somewhere on the other side...

"I have a batch of goods in stock, you either want it or I'll sell it to you at a low price." In the darkness, a man with green eyes said slowly.

"Your goods? Oh, since when did you start selling? I don't want it." Another pitch-black figure in the darkness sneered.

"Are you sure? Now, you and George own half of the excrement industry in the ninja world. It is difficult to improve. Don't you want to enter another industry? In this way, you will not only be one step ahead of George, but also earn more. Moreover, George is different from you. In addition to this job, he also works in scientific research and development in the company. He earns more than you," the man with green eyes said slowly.

"...Damn it, where are those goods of yours? I want them!" His expression could not be seen clearly from the pitch-black figure.

"Wise choice, 50,000 taels per ton. I have thousands of tons of goods here, in the xx warehouse outside Konoha."

"...Here, here is 60 million."

After paying the money, the dark figure left...

xx warehouse outside Konoha...

Black Zetsu came here with Black Zetsu No. 2 and a group of White Zetsu...

"Open the warehouse" Black Zetsu said with a smile on his face.

As the warehouse door opened, Black Zetsu was dumbfounded looking at the goods inside...

"...Sir... how do we... sell this?" a White Zetsu asked in confusion.

"...Order to go down and give each White Zetsu a ton, and let them sell it while collecting manure outside." Black Zetsu frowned and then said.

"yes!"

"George, you didn't expect it, hahahaha"

Ever since, the ninja world has been in turmoil...

Iwagakure...in a certain restroom...

An Iwagakure citizen who was squatting on the toilet looked at the white figure in the toilet. He was already used to it and became numb...

Just when the people were wiping their butts and preparing to leave... that figure suddenly appeared in front of him...

"You...what are you going to do?!" the common man swallowed his saliva and asked in a trembling voice.

"Excuse me, do you need women's underwear?"

Looking at White Zetsu in front of him with a golden body and a weird smile on his face, he was also holding a set of women's underwear...

In Tsuchikage's office...

"Bastard! Those free-for-all things are just looking for death! They usually make a fool of themselves in the village and collect the shit! They actually started selling a bunch of women's underwear on the street in front of everyone! This is simply He sat on our Iwagakure’s head and shit! He even asked us for paper!” Ohnoki roared and slapped the table angrily.

"Tsuchikage-sama...are we...going to take any measures?" Onoki's secretary swallowed and asked.

"Take...take it, damn it, take it, these damn things will escape one by one." Ohno wood hurts...

"Then let's..."

"Wait a minute! Go! Order down, dispatch all the ninjas, find the place where they put those underwear, and burn them all for him!" Ohnoki suddenly thought of something again and said hurriedly.

At George...

"Have you even thought of this level? Black Zetsu, I underestimated you, haha." George sneered after hearing the information from Black Zetsu No. 2.

"Then what do we need to do?" Black Zetsu No. 2 asked calmly.

"Now that he has entered the underwear industry, how can we be left behind? Tell all the zombies to buy men's underwear and promote it with the same strategy as them!"

Black Zetsu Two left with George's orders...

George stood up slowly, walked to the window sill of the base, looked up at the moon outside the window, and clenched his fists...

"Black Zetsu, heh"

“The era of poop is coming to an end”

"Now is the time for underwear."