Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"What? Damn George!!" Black Zetsu roared angrily after hearing the news.

Then Black Zetsu took out his mobile phone and called George directly.

"Hey, Black Zetsu, why are you thinking of calling me?" George on the other side of the phone said jokingly.

"You bastard, are you going to get along with me?!" Black Zetsu roared with veins popping out on his head.

"How do you say this? I'm looking for another way out, and I sell men. It doesn't conflict with you," George said calmly.

"Okay! OK!" Black Zetsu narrowed his eyes and then hung up the phone.

"Since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust." Black Zetsu clenched his fist.

...

Madara's house, today, Hashirama came here to visit his friend, who has not paid much attention to him for almost half a year...

Hashirama was a little sad, so he went directly to Madara's house to see what was going on...

"Madara! What have you been doing for the past six months?" Hashirama didn't knock on the door, just climbed over the wall and came in.

"Huh? Why are you here?" Madara was teaching children in the courtyard when she heard the noise and walked out to take a look.

"Didn't I come to see you? You haven't been out to play for almost half a year." Hashirama asked sadly.

"I'm teaching Obito. I think my education is very successful. Your damn brother still doesn't admit it?" Madara said with a sneer.

"Huh? Are you going to teach little Obito? That's good. I feel quite reassured by Madara's words." Hashirama nodded in surprise.

Who was Madara teaching last time? Oh, Dave, Dave is such a good kid.

At this moment, a white light flashed on the field, and Tobirama suddenly appeared in the courtyard.

Madara narrowed her eyes, this guy left Flying Thunder God at his house again.

"Tobirama, you're here too, hahaha" Hashirama laughed happily.

"Huh? Why are you here, brother? No matter, Madara, you must give Obito to me today. If this continues, Obito will be useless!" Tobirama stared at Madara with an unkind expression.

"Huh, how did you know Obito was dead?" Madara sneered nonchalantly.

Who is he, Madara? Others want to be taught by Madara, but Bai Mao is still not happy? Besides, he also has a criminal record. Dave is such a good kid, huh? Couldn’t it be that I have taught you such great achievements and strength now?

"Yes, yes, Tobirama, I think Madara's teachings are quite reassuring." Hashirama also asked in confusion.

Tobirama looked at his stupid big brother and waved to little Obito who was sitting on the ground in a daze.

"Grandpa Zeng!" Little Obito got up and ran over...

"Little Obito, what did you learn from Grandpa Madara?" Tobirama picked up little Obito and asked with a sweet smile.

"There are many, many, many. Grandpa Madara not only taught me literacy, but also taught me exercise," little Obito said, clasping his fingers.

Madara on the side cocked her neck like a victorious rooster.

"Really? Then grandpa, can I ask you a question?" Tobirama said with a smile.

"good!"

"What is 1 plus 1 equal to?"

"3"

...

"Uchiha Madara! This is what you taught me!" Tobirama clenched his fist and roared angrily at Madara over there.

"This only means that little Obito has not inherited the intelligence of Dave and Dai Yue. It is not a big problem. You can ask him about other aspects," Madara said nonchalantly.

"Little Obito, Grandpa Zeng is asking you, how does Grandpa Madara usually teach you?" Tobirama hummed twice, looked at Obito in his arms and asked.

"Grandpa Madara drives me to play every day. One time I flew out of my seat! Another time, Grandpa Madara summoned a huge stone in the sky. Grandpa Madara said let me try it. I couldn't carry it around Konoha, but I didn't move it. Oh, yes, and that time Grandpa Madara asked me to play hide-and-seek, so I hid in the forest for a week. They didn't find me, I saw big bears, big tigers, and wolves in the forest, hahaha, it was so fun." Obito said happily about the evil deeds of his Grandpa Madara.

Hashirama was dumbfounded. How did Obito survive to this day?

"...You are really indifferent, Uchiha Madara." Tobirama swallowed and looked at Madara angrily. ,

"Huh, isn't this to teach him? Only by experiencing blood and sweat since childhood can we become a better self in the future!" Madara didn't feel that she had done anything wrong at all.

"Have you taught Dave like this before?" Hashirama suddenly thought of something and asked.

"No, Dave is the genius. I usually don't care about him," Madara said calmly.

It’s not like these new generation children are so worrying. Didn’t they just throw Obito into the forest and stay there for a week? Didn’t he just let Obito carry a meteorite on his back? Didn’t he just let Obito experience the feeling of flying early? , did you lay the foundation for fighting in the sky from childhood? What's all the fuss about? Of course he was behind the scenes. Well, at least Obito didn't lose his life, right?

At this time, Dave also came, but he was holding a white-haired child. He had a pair of dead fish eyes at a young age, and he liked to wear a black mask on his mouth.

"Hey, it's so lively. Everyone is here. I'll bring Sakumo's kids to play with Obito." Dave smiled and greeted a few people.

"Kakashi, have you seen that kid who is the same age as you? He is very powerful." Then Dave said to the little Kakashi in his arms.

"Well, it looks a bit stupid," little Kakashi looked at Obito with a pair of dead eyes and said slowly.

"What?! You're stupid! You little brat with a mask!" Little Obito looked at Kakashi with bright eyes. He had basically been playing with Madara and had never had a chance to meet other children. He originally planned to play with Kakashi. He was making friends, but who would have thought he was such a stinker.

"Tch, stupid"

"Who are you calling stupid?"

"Calling you stupid!"

"Who are you talking about?"

"What a fool to tell you"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

...

"Hey...what's your name, little brat!" Kakashi got off Dave's arms and asked with an evil look on his face.

"Huh? Aren't you a kid too? Hum, my name is Senju Obito! Remember! Senju Obito!" Little Obito said with great air.

"Hatake Kakashi, do you want to have a fight?" Little Kakashi asked, touching the wooden knife hanging on his belt.

"Who is afraid of whom?"

"come!"

Looking at the two little guys who started fighting over a disagreement, three old guys and an almost old guy stood aside and watched with relish.

"That boy from the Hatake family, his sword skills are quite good." Tobirama nodded in admiration.

"We need to talk to Sakumo when we get back. It's not good for the child's health to start exercising at such a young age," Dave said helplessly.

"What? Isn't Obito good at what I taught you? Look at his strong body, doesn't the beating come back and forth?" Madara asked calmly.

"Watch it! This is what Grandpa Dave taught me!" Kakashi gasped. He had been receiving training from his father and had beaten all the invincible opponents of his age. He didn't expect to encounter a tough opponent today.

"Come as you please, isn't that what my grandpa taught me?" Obito chuckled.

"Thousand Years of Death!"

"ah!"

....

"Did you teach this?" Madara turned to look at Dave and asked.

"No, it's not me, I didn't, don't talk nonsense. It must have been taught by Sakumo, he's not a serious person, and he didn't teach Kakashi how to order well." Dave directly denied Sanlian.

"Kakashi!!"

"Obito!!"