Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Hatake Kakashi!"

"Senju Obito!"

"Who do you think is Yu?!"

"Who do you think is the gangster?!"

Kakashi and Obito, the two little brats, were rolling around on the ground at each other's throats at the end...

"Okay, okay, there's a limit to everything." Dave couldn't stand it any longer, and stepped forward to grab the two little brats, Destiny, by the scruff of their necks.

"snort!"

"snort!"

Even though the two little brats were held in Dave's hands, they were still unhappy with each other.

"Come on, Grandpa Dave will teach you, turn your head and face each other," Dave said with a smile.

The two little guys were still obedient, staring at each other with their little lips curled up and looking unhappy.

"Come on, say I love you, bah, say I'm sorry"

...

"sorry"

"sorry"

"Yes, that's right, you two will be good friends from now on!" Dave continued to teach carefully.

Seeing the two villains getting back together hand in hand, Dave nodded with satisfaction, then left them here, said hello to the three people over there, and left first.

"snort"

"snort"

After Dave left, the two little guys couldn't deal with each other again...

Black Zetsu's side...

"Master Black Zetsu, George's interference has made our already low sales even worse!" a White Zetsu said in tears.

"Tsk...I have a headache..." Black Zetsu sat on the main seat and rubbed his eyebrows due to a headache.

"How many were sold yesterday?" Black Zetsu asked next.

"Minus three"

"???Why are you still losing three?" Black Zetsu was confused.

"Three White Zetsu met Jōnin when they were promoting, uh... all those underwear were burned," White Zetsu said while scratching his head.

"Where's George?" Black Zetsu asked quickly.

"They sold one," Black Zetsu No. 2 said.

"What? Bastards, how could they sell one?!" Black Zetsu slammed the table angrily and roared.

Not only did it fail to sell, but it even lost three of them. Why did George sell one?

"Senju Hashirama negotiated with them and bought it for one silver tael," Black Zetsu No. 2 said calmly.

"..Oh, Hashirama, that's okay. But we are still one silver tael behind!"

"I don't know how to promote this kind of thing, tsk... consult Kakuzu... No, he will definitely want my money, then..." Black Zetsu touched his chin and thought.

Then, Black Zetsu thought of someone and called him.

"Hey Dave, it's me, Black Zetsu"

"Black Zetsu? Who is promoting it? I don't need it."

...

"Ahem, no kidding, what's wrong Black Zetsu?" Dave over there coughed twice in embarrassment. He received a call from Black Zetsu as soon as he got home.

"Help me think of a way to promote underwear," Black Zetsu said quickly.

"Promotion? Underwear? You?" Dave said in disbelief.

In Dave’s impression of Black Zetsu in the past ten years, Black Zetsu is equated with toilets.

"Can't I start another business?" Black Zetsu asked angrily.

"Uh uh... If there is a good idea, with your brain... Well... I think you should sell it to a rag collector. The recent purchase price of fabrics is quite good." Dave over there thought for a while and said.

"..."

"Okay, okay, I won't kid you anymore. Since you want to promote something, you must increase its popularity. Although you have this thing, it still stinks. You can try hosting a show or live broadcasting. Go on a catwalk or something, grab people’s attention and then sell it on it” Dave over there gave me some solid advice.

"Underwear catwalk? What do you mean?" Black Zetsu asked with eyes brightening.

"You find some young ladies, give them some compensation, hold a stage with a theme called Victoria's Secret or something, and let them wear it and walk around twice," Dave continued.

"...Okay, I understand!" Black Zetsu's shrewd mind understood instantly, and hung up the phone after saying that.

Dave over there doesn't know why he always has a bad feeling.

"Are we really going to do this?" Black Zetsu No. 2 behind Black Zetsu asked.

"You definitely can't do exactly what Dave said. You have to spend money to find a young lady. Can't our White Zetsu do it?" Black Zetsu said with a snort.

"Are you sure... White Zetsu has grown on those human aesthetics?" Black Zetsu No. 2 pointed at the crooked White Zetsu and asked.

"Are the White Zetsu ugly? Aren't they all pretty? If you apply lipstick and blush on them, they will definitely attract attention. Although their looks are not as good as mine, they are not bad," Black Zetsu said confidently. .

"But our sales group is those humans...they..." Black Zetsu No. 2 questioned...

"Okay, okay. When the time comes, I will go on stage in person. Can't I still attract them? Humph." Black Zetsu directly interrupted Black Zetsu No. 2's question.

Seeing this, Black Zetsu No. 2 said nothing..

The next day, in Orochimaru's laboratory...

Jiraiya held the sleeping child in his arms and played with his mobile phone boredly...

"Huh? Black Zetsu's secret? Underwear show?!" A message push instantly caught Jiraiya's attention.

Then Jiraiya looked around to see that no one was paying attention to him, put the child in the cradle, took his mobile phone and walked into the laboratory toilet in the name of going to the toilet...

I opened the live broadcast software on my mobile phone and saw Black Zetsu’s secret live broadcast room...

Jiraiya clicked on the live broadcast room and found that there were quite a few people in it...

Jiraiya skillfully made himself anonymous...and then he discovered that 98 out of 100 people were anonymous...

Anonymous user 1: Why don’t you start the catwalk yet? The flowers I waited for have faded and the toilet paper is ready, bah.

Anonymous user 2: Tsk, the man upstairs is a bit vulgar. We are watching this live broadcast from the perspective of discovering beauty.

Anonymous user 3: Yes, beauty exists in every corner of life. We must be good at discovering and observing.

Anonymous user 4: Can you unlock the anonymity?

cannot

....

Jiraiya didn't post anything, he just kept watching silently... It just so happened that his novel had almost come up with material recently, wasn't it just right?

Soon, the screen slowly lit up...

"Welcome to Black Zetsu's secret catwalk. I hope you don't forget to buy some underwear while watching. Also, does anyone in the live broadcast room know what feces smells like?" A Fei said to the camera while standing on the stage.

Black Zetsu off the court knocked A Fei away with a slipper...

Okay, the show officially begins...