Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Brother, do you really don't need the White Zetsu to transform and go up?" Black Zetsu No. 2 looked at the group of White Zetsu behind the stage and asked with some regret.

"What kind of transformation? Dave told me before, what is this called? Yes, yes, this is called natural beauty. Aren't all the White Zetsus born naturally? Look at them wearing underwear. Isn’t it beautiful?” Black Zetsu waved his hand and said.

"..." Black Zetsu No. 2 fell silent...

"Come on, White Zetsu No. 1! Come on stage!" Black Zetsu waved his hand...

The camera was pointed at the center of the stage... The group of LSPs in the live broadcast room didn't even post barrages at this moment.

Looking at the slightly raised curtain behind the stage, lsp swallowed...

Anonymous User No. 1: Damn it! so white! Nice legs! I go! What white legs! Oh oh oh! ! High heel! I go!

Anonymous User No. 2: Tsk, look at you like that, can’t you please restrain yourself? Never seen the world?

Anonymous User No. 3: Shut up! Stop posting, I can't see anything. Be careful, Uchiha police arrested everyone in their anti-pornography operation.

Anonymous User No. 4: Yes, stop posting. Anbu has also recently reached cooperation with the Uchiha Police Department. Be careful that you will catch him.

...

The curtain slowly lifted from bottom to top, and the long legs were revealed inadvertently. Everyone in the live broadcast room looked flushed.

Anonymous User No. 18: Oh oh oh! ! ! Red underwear! !

Uchiha Police Department

"Check the IP address of No. 18 and catch him!" Uchiha Kagami looked at Feifei, who was daydreaming about her, when a barrage appeared covering the key points, and Uchiha Kagami shouted angrily.

"...Minister, is this how we use it?" the deputy police chief asked, wiping the cold sweat from his face.

"Why not?" Jing asked back.

"Aren't you watching too?" the deputy police chief asked, wiping his sweat.

"Tsk, your understanding is still low. I am called an undercover agent, do you understand? If you hide among this group of people, you will directly serve them! Why didn't you see my fearless spirit of sacrificing one's life for righteousness? ?" Jing sighed and shook his head helplessly.

"Under Konoha's glamorous appearance, under the people living and working in peace and contentment, it's us, a group of people, who are carrying a heavy load and moving forward. This is the Will of Fire! Do you understand?!"

"Yes! Mr. Minister! I understand!"

...

As the curtain was raised to the chest level, the live broadcast room was boiling. It was so white! !

But no one in the live broadcast room said anything anymore. Everyone was staring at the curtain, their faces flushed, and everyone knew very well that they didn't post any comments...

Anonymous User No. 1: Hurry! Why is this curtain so slow? Will it be a catwalk? This is anxious.

Anonymous User No. 37: Shut up! stop sending!

When the curtain was raised to my neck, I was so nervous that I almost forgot to breathe...

"Hurry, hurry!" Hiruzen looked at the screen and said anxiously.

Hiruzen can already imagine how beautiful the face of a woman with such long legs and baby-like skin must be!

When the curtain is completely lifted from the face...

The live broadcast room was very quiet... The gifts that had been coming out stopped at this moment...

White Zetsu grinned, with green thorns on his head, blusher on his face, lipstick on his mouth, male-colored eyeshadow on his eyes, eyebrow pencil almost reaching the eyebrow line at his ears, wearing pink underwear...

Directly give a fatal blow to the audience in the live broadcast room

Then, White Zetsu smiled confidently, swung his butt, hung his waist, stepped on high heels, and walked around the stage with a jingle. By the way, the red nail polish on my toenails.

"Brother, how is the response in the live broadcast room? Are orders overwhelming, gifts flying everywhere, and barrages coming in endlessly?" Black Zetsu looked at Black Zetsu No. 2 and asked confidently.

"...Brother, you are so awesome! Everything you said is wrong!" Black Zetsu No. 2 admired.

"What?!" Black Zetsu was stunned, then quickly pushed Hei Er away and looked at the screen...

In the live broadcast room on the screen, although there were still so many people, there were no barrages, no gifts, and no orders from the backend... Black Zetsu was completely confused...

"What are we going to do?" Hei Er asked doubtfully.

"That's all, well, I originally wanted to appear in the finale, but now, I have no choice." Black Zetsu sighed and shook his head helplessly.

Then, Black Zetsu put on lipstick, blush, eye shadow, outlined her eyebrows, put on festive bright red underwear, put on male-colored toenail polish, stepped on high heels, and stepped backstage...

And Black Zetsu became the last straw that crushed everyone in the live broadcast room...

White Zetsu...it's still white at least, well, regardless of the face...the legs can accept it...

Black Zetsu then...

As the curtain slowly opened, the people in the live broadcast room had automatically mosaicd the position of this person's head in their minds. Well, look at the legs...

Then..

Their brain systems directly and automatically mosaic the Black Zetsu's entire body...

When everyone calmed down for a while and looked...

[Sorry, this live broadcast room has been banned because it is suspected of being vulgar]

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"Brother, come down!" Hei Er looked at Black Zetsu on the stage and shouted.

"What's wrong? I haven't walked in the show yet? Could it be that my charm caused too much repercussions? Well, although I had expected it, it doesn't have to be like this, right?" Black Zetsu sighed and said in distress.

"No, our live broadcast room has been banned."

"ah?"

the other side..

"Hahahaha, Black Zetsu is going to make me laugh to death! How stupid!" George laughed when he saw this scene.

"You want to defeat me in this way? It's impossible," George said lightly, then took out his phone and looked at the chat history on it.

My name is George: 10 million, help me ban a live broadcast room.

Money is life:? Bribe me? As a company official, how can you accept bribes? I, Kakuzu, pride myself on being full of justice, how could I do such a thing?

I'm George: The price is 30 million. If it doesn't work, I'll go find Dave.

Money is life: Which cadre can withstand this test? Wait, I'm going to seal it now.

Then, there was a scene where the Black Zetsu live broadcast room was banned...

Black Zetsu's heartbreak, George's laughter.

This time, I'm even better, Black Zetsu.

Hahahahaha

The everlasting laughter came from George's base...