Crazy Dave Of Konoha

On this day, the villagers of Konoha Village stood on the main street of Konoha, looking at the Hokage Building with excitement.

"Konoha is the village of fire. Like a flame, it is endless. Where there is fire, there will be Hokage, burning in our hearts. As long as there are leaves flying, fire will burn. The shadow of the fire will shine on the village. , and let new leaves sprout." Danzo said slowly while looking at the villagers below.

"Orochimaru" Then, Danzo turned to look at Orochimaru behind him.

Orochimaru nodded, wearing a Hokage coat, and walked up to Danzo.

Danzo took off the Hokage hat from his head, and Orochimaru put on the hat symbolizing the Fourth Hokage.

"Ouch!!"

The villagers below clapped their hands happily.

The handover ceremony of Hokage is completed.

As the new Hokage takes office, other members of the previous staff will also undergo changes.

Kagami gave up his position as head of the police department and gave it to Fugaku. Hiruzen also handed over the position of Minister Anbu to Sakumo. Koharu and Homura also withdrew from the Hokage support position, giving it to Tsunade and Jiraiya.

As soon as Orochimaru took office, he announced many new policies, which caused a lot of excitement in the village these days.

afternoon

"Well, retirement life is here, isn't it?" The four hooligans of Konoha gathered together in a rare gathering.

"Alas, I suddenly have no burden, and I don't know what to do anymore?" Danzo sighed, he was hesitant.

"Then just hang out at home honestly, and I won't have to listen to your quarrels every day." Dave was open-minded.

"Haha, I remember Dave, you have been retired since you graduated from the ninja school," Jing asked with a smile.

"Hiruzen, you should be more restrained in the future. When the anti-pornography crackdown arrests you, I am not the minister who can protect you this time." Jing looked at Hiruzen again and said with a smile.

"Tch, there's something wrong with what you said. How could a decent person like me be labeled pornographic? Pornography has nothing to do with me, right?" Hiruzen curled his lips.

"How's it going? I'm free, do you want to go outside for a walk?" Dave suddenly thought of something and asked with a smile.

"Oh? Traveling?" Jing asked with eyes brightening.

"Okay" Danzo nodded.

So, the four gangsters of Konoha began their journey to the ninja world...

In the Hokage building...

Orochimaru looked at the mountain of documents on the table in front of him with a sad face...

As for his two Hokage assistants? Jiraiya wants to take care of the child for him, Tsunade? Is there such a person?

Orochimaru, who could only rely on himself, began his own struggle..

the other side...

"Black Zetsu, are you taking care of the kids? Come help me take care of the two kids." Madara made a phone call. He wanted to go out with Hashirama, and Kakashi and Obito had to have someone to check on them.

"Madara? You want to take care of the baby?" Black Zetsu touched his chin.

Although his current main business is dealing in 50% of the excrement in the ninja world and the only female underwear sales tycoon in the ninja world, Black Zetsu has also been operating small side businesses like these before Black Zetsu's debut.

"Well, come quickly, I've already transferred the money to you."

"Black Zetsu takes care of your baby, at your service"

Suddenly, a White Zetsu jumped out of the ground in front of Madara.

"...Keep an eye on these two, I will be back before dark." Madara pointed to the two little kids over there.

"OK"

When Madara left to find Hashirama, Obito looked at Kakashi beside him with a smile.

"Idiot, what do you want to do?" Kakashi was holding a knife. Since Grandpa Dave brought him to Obito last time, he has been coming to see this idiot every day besides exercising.

Her mother is not at home very often. She has to go to work during the day and go to square dance after get off work. Not to mention his father Sakumo, Anbu, it would be good if he could see his father once a month.

Although he couldn't explain why he always wanted to come to him, Kakashi thought it must be because this idiot was too stupid and his young self was overflowing with sympathy.

"I have a stroller ae86 that my grandfather made for me over there. Do you want me to take you for a ride?" Obito smiled proudly, not caring about the crotchless pants he was still wearing.

Well, it's a bit windy.

"You? You can also drive a stroller?" Kakashi looked at Obito, who was still wearing crotchless pants in front of him, in disbelief.

"What? Is there a problem?" Obito shook his head and said with great dignity.

"Okay." Kakashi was shaken. In addition to practicing, he usually came to Obito to be taught by Madara.

"Hey, let's go!" Obito took out the car keys from his trouser pocket and pulled Kakashi to leave.

"Wait a minute, kids, where are you going?" White Zetsu saw the two little guys about to run, and immediately appeared in front of them and asked.

"Who is this big white guy of yours?" Obito raised his head and asked in confusion.

"Ah, I was entrusted by Madara-sama to come and see you," White Zetsu said calmly.

"Yeah, do you want to drive with us?"

"Driving? Isn't it too early and too dangerous for you to drive at your age?" White Zetsu asked doubtfully.

"It's okay, it's a stroller. Well, I think you can sit down too." Obito pouted and looked at White Zetsu and nodded.

"Is it a stroller? This is the 85th example in Article 2345 of the "Child Care Guide" written and directed by Black Zetsu. Young children need the companionship of toys for spiritual enlightenment. After being entrusted, they need to accompany the children and protect their safety. Well, Okay, I'll play with you." White Zetsu murmured for a while.

"Oh yeah! Let's go! Let's go drive!" Obito waved his fist and happily took Kakashi and White Zetsu back to his home.

"Obito? Didn't you go to Mr. Madara's place? Why are you back?" Yue Mei had just returned home from shopping for groceries when she saw Obito coming back.

"Grandma, I want to go out with the stroller." Obito was very happy to see his grandma and ran forward to let Yue Mei hug her.

"Isn't this kid very capable? Is this Kakashi? I heard Dave and Sakumo say so." Tsukimi teased little Obito's nose and looked at Kakashi with a gentle smile.

"Hello, Grandma Tsukimei" Kakashi was very polite.

"Well, then you can go play. Your little car is in the garage." Tsukimi put down little Obito and smiled.

So little Obito took the two of them to the garage at home and saw his tank.

"Hmm... this car... won't it be possible to sit in it?" Obito said with some distress as he looked at the small car in front of him.

"Eh?! Isn't this Grandpa Zeng's sports car?" Obito suddenly turned around and saw Tobirama's sports car.

"Hey, Obito, this is a real car, don't you know how to do it?" Kakashi hesitated to speak...

"Hey, aren't real cars and strollers both cars? Don't worry, grandpa usually puts the keys on the rearview mirror. Hey, I found it!"