Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Obito followed the voice and looked over...

It was a little girl about the same age as him. The little girl had an oval face, her face was smeared with oil paint, her hair fell just over her shoulders, and her white eyes added agility and color to her already delicate and lovely face.

"Ah, it's Kakashi. Do you want salt-roasted and miso-flavored meatballs?" the little girl looked at Kakashi and asked with a smile.

"Well, Lin, I brought this idiot with me. Hey, idiot, what meatballs do you want to eat?" Kakashi nodded, looked at Obito and asked.

"Hmm... I just want sweet meatballs," Obito said after thinking for a while.

"Okay, please wait a moment." The little girl Lin smiled slightly and turned around to go to the kitchen.

"Is her name Lin?" Obito asked as Obito and Kakashi sat aside.

"Well, she is from the Hyuga clan, and her name is Hyuga Lin." Kakashi nodded.

"Is that so? If I asked her to be my friend, would she agree?" Obito thought for a while and asked.

"You? I don't think Lin can. After all, no one with a right mind would be stupid enough to play with an idiot who says one plus one equals four." Kakashi said sarcastically.

"You little brat wearing a mask, do you still have the nerve to criticize me?" Obito patted the table with his little hand and asked.

"What do you know?" Kakashi folded his hands.

He wore a mask purely because of Sakumo. Sakumo didn't want to wear a mask when he was in Anbu, so he used a mask instead. Kakashi just looks at how handsome his father is and imitates...

"Hey! You white-haired guy, do you want to fight with me?"

"come!"

"Ah, don't worry, you two, your meatballs are ready." Lin walked over gently carrying a plate of small meatballs, weighing her little feet, and placed the meatballs on their table.

"Hey, is your name Hyuga Lin?" Obito looked at Lin and asked.

"Yeah!" Lin smiled softly with her eyes narrowed like a crescent moon.

"My name is Senju Obito, do you want to be my friend?" Obito asked with his little feet on the bench.

"Huh? Friends? Okay." Lin smiled softly and nodded.

The Hyuga clan is now in a state of sniper warfare. All men, women, old and young carry sniper rifles...Lin and his parents don't like these things. The Hyuga clan is very humane because of Hamura's presence, so they agreed that their family should join the Hyuga clan. They moved out of the land and funded Lin's family to open a meatball shop on the street.

Because of this, Lin has no friends. She helps her parents in the store every day. As for friends of the same age, the only one she has is Kakashi, who often comes to the store to eat meatballs. Her parents are also very helpless about this. Linsheng likes to be quiet and doesn't like to play very much. They are now waiting for Lin to go to school and make friends when she is older.

"Since you are my friend, come on, let's eat together!" Obito laughed.

"Huh? Isn't this bad?" Lin said with some distress.

"It's okay Lin, let's eat together, this little flat fan is rich," Kakashi waved his hand nonchalantly and said.

"Ahhh! You bastard Kakashi! Who are you calling the little flat fan? You bastard idiot, arrogant and stinky white hair with bleach on it!" Obito asked angrily.

"You little deflated fan, are you looking for a beating?"

"come!"

"Ah, don't fight, let's eat together." Lin quickly took their little hands and pulled them to sit down.

"..Tch, Kakashi, you have to know that it was Lin who saved you today, otherwise I would have sent you to the hospital to stay for a month!" Obito looked at Lin next to him and said with a groan.

"Haha, you have to know that you are alive today purely because of the village's policy towards people with intellectual disabilities," Kakashi replied not to be outdone.

"Okay, okay, don't make any noise. The meatballs are almost cold. My mother made these." Lin said sadly. Her favorite thing is to watch people eating and praising her parents' meatballs.

"Yeah, let's stop arguing." Obito nodded quickly and ate the meatballs.

"Kakashi, why don't you take off your mask and eat meatballs? I see you wearing a mask every time?" Lin looked at Kakashi and asked.

"It's okay, I can eat it if I take it with me." With lightning speed, Kakashi took out a meatball in an instant, then took off the mask and put it in his mouth. The whole movement was smooth and smooth, without a trace of delay, and the time was firmly controlled by lightning. Between the sparks...

"Uh..." Lin was shocked...

"There is something wrong with his brain. He wants to be cool every day. Just leave him alone and eat it quickly." Obito waved his hand, chewed the meatballs in his mouth, and said with a small mouth.

While the three little guys were eating with relish, an uninvited guest broke into the store...

"Kakashi! Accept the challenge of my passionate youth! I have been squatting here these days! Today, my hard work pays off, I finally got you! Don't even think about running away this time! This is youth!"

Um..The uninvited guest is a green monster..Um, it's still a small one..

"Pfft...are these thick eyebrows so evil?" Kakashi spat out the water he just drank.

"Ah, Guy, you are so persistent, but Kakashi is eating, so you have to come with him," Lin naturally knew this little green monster who often squatted at the door of the store, and said somewhat helplessly.

"Okay, but Kakashi, I will keep an eye on you! Don't even think about running away!" Guy sat down in front of the three of them, pressing his head against Kakashi...

"...I suddenly lost my appetite..." Kakashi grinned... This guy kept staring at him, making him look like a suspect...

"Then let's go out and have a fight!" Guy said excitedly.

"don't want"

..

But in the end, Kakashi was brought out by Guy...

"Kakashi! You are not allowed to use grenades this time!" Guy suddenly thought of something and said angrily.

This was the case last time. A grenade was thrown at him. Although Kakashi was sure that the explosion range would not reach Guy, he still let Kakashi run away while Guy was confused...

"What?! Bastard Kakashi, you always carry grenades with you!" Obito looked at Kakashi in confusion and asked.

"Ah...this is what my father told me to defend myself." Kakashi shrugged helplessly.

"For self-defense? My father seemed to have given me something." Lin nodded thoughtfully, and then took out a pistol from her pocket under the bewildered gazes of the three people...

"You guys are too outrageous. My grandpa Zeng also gave me a self-defense thing called a nuclear bomb button. When pressed, I can get a nuclear bomb. My grandpa Zeng also told me to use it at Uncle Madara's house next time. , But my look is probably not as outrageous as yours." Obito took out a button device from his pocket and looked at them with disdain.

Tsk, they all don't talk about tolerance. What about pistols and grenades? How can they be as simple and unpretentious as myself.