Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Nagato slowly sat up from the stretcher and opened his eyes. When he opened his right eye, he felt a stinging pain...

Feeling the powerful power coming from his right eye, Nagato felt uncomfortable for a while. Along with the discomfort was a strong suction force. Orochimaru and Hashirama watched helplessly as Nagato, who was originally in good shape in front of them, suddenly lost weight...

Although I'm not so thin that I'm skin and bones, I look like I've lost about 20 or 30 pounds, no problem...

"I...my Chakra...I'm so weak" Nagato raised his hand tremblingly and struggled.

"Can't even the Chakra of the Uzumaki clan afford it?" Orochimaru was writing something down with a pen in his hand..

"Why didn't this happen when I used it before? Is Nagato okay?" Hashirama asked quickly in confusion.

"Don't worry, Nagato is fine, he's just a little weak."

"Xu? Do you need my meat or something?" Hashirama said, taking out a kunai and scraping off a piece of meat...

He thought about Madara's situation in the past. Well, it was just empty. A piece of flesh would be enough.

"I don't need this, there's still plenty of stock. Um, that... no, you should keep it for yourself." Orochimaru quickly stopped Hashirama.

"oh oh"

"Hashirama-sama, please take him to Mito-sama and ask Mito-sama to seal his eyes with a seal similar to Uncle Danzo's." Orochimaru took out his cell phone, looked at a bunch of things on his memo, and said helplessly.

"Okay, thank you very much Orochimaru, for those of you who are engaged in scientific research, you are the most reliable." Hashirama said with great admiration.

Among all the scientific research talents Hashirama knows, Orochimaru is more serious and likes to get into trouble. George... was originally a talent, but um, he just got into bad habits. Tobirama? ..It’s okay not to say it.

the other side..

"Kakashi! You narcissistic idiot! Look what I brought here this time!" Obito happily ran to Kakashi's door with a bag of stuff in his hand and patted the door.

"...What's wrong with you again?" Little Bai Mao seemed to have just woken up. He opened the door and asked with a tired face.

"Look, the wine! And it's good wine!" Obito took out a jar of wine with dirt hanging on it from the bag and said happily.

"Why do you have this thing? Also, are you sure we can drink it at our current age?" Kakashi asked expressionlessly.

"Tch, you are a brat, but I am not." Obito touched his nose proudly.

"Did you buy it yourself?" Kakashi asked doubtfully.

"Dig my grandpa, bah, no, I accidentally dug a pit by accident, and there was some wine in it."

"Some wine? Why did you just bring one bottle?" Kakashi keenly caught a certain keyword.

"I accidentally broke all the wine while digging, leaving only one bottle." Obito smiled awkwardly.

"I think you are looking for death." Kakashi narrowed his eyes and said calmly.

Dave wandering outside...

"Tsk, Danzo, the wine you brought is not very good," Dave said with a mocking smile while drinking.

"Haha, I bought these wines from your company. Since they don't taste good, do you want to give me a refund?" Danzo chuckled.

"Refund? Yes, you have to contact our finance department specifically for this." Dave did not refuse, took out his mobile phone, opened an address book and handed it to Danzo.

"Oh? So good?" Danzo took the phone from Dave in surprise.

Looking at the financial department noted on his phone, Danzo called directly without saying anything.

The call over there was still answered within seconds...

"This is the Finance Department of Aishen Company. I am Kakuzu, the head of the Finance Department. Which department is this?"

"Sorry, the user you dialed is currently on a call. Please call again later.."

"What the hell? How can you make a call during a call? Tsk, I have to talk to Orochi Roku when we get back." Kakuzu muttered over there.

Looking at Danzo's imitation of the communication tone, Dave shook his head helplessly.

Danzo glared at Dave angrily and threw the phone to Dave. Asking Kakuzu for a refund is tantamount to being sick.

Danzo still can't forget that a few years ago, he just wanted to return a toothbrush that sold for 3 silver taels, and Kakuzu was arguing with him...

What kind of household registration book, real estate certificate, marriage certificate, divorce certificate, parent-child relationship certificate, hospital injury and illness records, political background records, records of debts, etc. can prove that he bought the toothbrush himself in order to refund him.. Danzo gave up immediately, not to mention anything else, just looking at these things would probably cost thousands of taels...

"Hey, go back and let you drink the wine I brewed. I have been drinking it since I was five years old. It is Erguotou, a fine wine with decades of vintage. I haven't even had a bottle of it in these decades. Drinking. Let me tell you, those wines are my treasure." Dave said happily.

"Really? It's such a precious wine, so I have to try it next time." Danzo's eyes also lit up.

"Dave, are you immoral? You don't usually bring out good wine when you have it?" Hiruzen joked.

"Don't worry, when we go back, I will definitely take it out for you to try." Dave waved his hand very proudly.

the other side..

"Good wine, good wine!" Kakashi's face was rosy, and he was lying under the tree and burping.

"Kakashi...burp...you can't drink enough, you only had two drinks," Obito said in the same way.

"Hiccup... It's not my fault... it's just that the wine was too strong. I didn't do this when I stole my father's wine before." Kakashi waved his hand and said a little stubbornly.

"Hey Kakashi, you never did any good things before," Obito said with a laugh.

"Hiccup, you're still talking about me. Where did you get the wine? Be careful that Grandpa Dave comes back to trouble you," Kakashi said drunkenly.

"Oh, don't worry. My grandpa loves me the most. It's just a bottle of wine. I believe he won't say anything." Obito waved his hand and said nonchalantly.

At this time, the knock on the door rang again...

"Kakashi, are you at home? Obito asked me to find him today, but he is not at home. Is he here with you too?" A clear and gentle voice came from outside the door..

Hearing this voice, the two of them instantly became energetic...

"It's over, it's over, hurry up, put away the wine!! Don't let Lin see it!" Obito stood up tremblingly and hurriedly said to Kakashi.

Kakashi quickly cleaned...