Crazy Dave Of Konoha

midnight..

"Hmph, I'm leaving now, we can't stay here anymore!" Little Hidan was packing his things while mumbling something.

"If you are alone outside, you have to ask for money if you are hungry, you have to ask for money if you are thirsty, and you have to ask for money if you want to play. Money, money, money... Hmm~ There seems to be something hidden in my father's socks. It’s a lot of private money, well, my father probably won’t blame me.” Hidan thought after packing it up.

Then, Hidan picked up a backpack and tiptoed downstairs...

"Little guy, what are you doing at this late hour?" Suddenly, a dark figure appeared behind little Hidan and said faintly.

"Hey...sister...sister...sister...that...one of my friends was hit by a car and died. I'm going to go take a look!" Hidan quickly turned around and smiled awkwardly.

"Oh~ got hit by a car and died? Which of your friends is so careless?" Konan asked slowly with a slight smile.

"Uh...yes...yes...Mian Yue! Yes, yes! Mian Yue! Mian Yue was hit by a car and died!" Hidan racked his brains thinking about his children, and then selected a lucky person from them. .

"If your uncle Orochimaru hears this, do you believe he will come to you for human experiments right now, little guy?" Konan tapped Hidan's little head and said slowly.

"Human experiment!!! I knew it! Both Mian Yue's father and Mian Yue are perverts!" Hidan shuddered hard...

"Hahaha, little one, stop running away, go back to sleep, it's getting late, and you know your mother will take you to kindergarten tomorrow morning," Konan said with a smile.

"Kindergarten? Don't go. What's fun about that place? It's not interesting at all." Hidan quickly shook his head.

"You can make new friends there. Don't you want new friends?" Konan asked with a smile.

"No, I don't want any friends. Aren't the few friends I've made now enough for me? Kakashi is a swordsman, Obito is a lunatic, Mian Yue is a weirdo who is stupid at reading, and Lin is a bit normal. I I want to break up with them, you know!" Hidan felt sad when talking about this.

"Hahaha, okay, isn't this interesting? Look, didn't my sister meet Yahiko and Nagato like this before?" Konan said slowly, touching Hidan's little head.

"Hmph, Brother Yahiko has a different idea for you, sister. Brother Nagato was completely coerced by the two of you." Hidan snorted twice.

"What do you know, you kid? Go to bed and go to school early tomorrow." Konan knocked on Hidan and shouted.

"Hmph!" He snorted coldly. This was Hidan's last act of stubbornness...

..

The next morning...

Hidan looked reluctant as Nan Xue got up and took him to the entrance of the kindergarten.

"Nan Xue, you brought Hidan here too." Tsukimi also brought Obito who looked reluctant...

"Sister Yuemei, isn't Brother Dave here? I remember when Dai Yue was there and when Mikoto was in school, Brother Dave was very diligent." Nan Xue greeted with a smile.

"He..." Yuemei scratched her head helplessly...

Dave's first words when he came home from the hospital last night..."He won't care about anything until the gangster's grandson reaches his rebellious stage."

"Grandma, Aunt Nanxue, I'll take Hidan in first." The gangster's grandson was heartless and pulled Hidan and ran into the kindergarten laughing.

Looking at the backs of the two little guys running around, the two of them shook their heads helplessly.

"Kakashi! Why did you come so fast!" Obito took Hidan and ran into the kindergarten. Under the trees in the square, Kakashi and several children were waiting.

"Hey, the sun is out in the west today, and you two are not late?" Kakashi said calmly.

"Tch, I don't want to pay attention to you, are they?" Obito tilted his head and looked at the two children behind Kakashi and asked.

"This is Kurenai, Asuma. Those two idiots are Obito and Hidan" Kakashi introduced slowly.

"Hello, Senju Obito, Hidan, I am Sarutobi Asuma, I heard Kakashi told you about you," little Asuma said with a cigarette in the corner of his mouth and his hand.

"Hello, my name is Yuri Hong," the little girl Hong said in a cute and polite manner.

"Hello, hello, Asuma, are you able to smoke at such a young age?" Obito asked curiously, looking at the cigarette hanging from the corner of Asuma's mouth.

"My old man doesn't care about me. Besides, isn't this handsome?" Asuma posed calmly.

".." Obito then recalled something his grandfather had muttered...

"Hiruzen, that monkey's second son is quite good. He was born in a rebellious stage. How can he be like his grandson, who still has to wait for his rebellious stage?"

"Ah, you are all here, am I late?" At this time, a beautiful figure appeared beside several people and said with a smile.

"Lin! No, no, it's Kakashi who's jumping on him faster." Obito's eyes lit up when he saw Lin coming, and he said happily.

"Okay, let's end our chat here. We should be assigned to the same class. Now we should go to the first class." Kakashi clapped his hands and said.

As for why they are assigned to the same class, this has to do with someone's strong interpersonal relationships.

In the class... there are a total of 50 people in the class with these little guys.

"Hello everyone, I am your class teacher for the next three years. My name is Uzumaki Nanako. You can just call me Teacher Nanako." Uzumaki Nanako walked into the class and introduced herself to the children below with a smile on her face.

"Aunt Nanako?!" Obito suddenly raised his head and exclaimed.

"By the way, after introducing myself, do the kids want to introduce themselves? By the way, Kakashi, you go first," Nanako said with a smile.

Kakashi nodded helplessly and went up to introduce himself expressionlessly.

"Kakashi, I heard that you are very powerful. Do you want to perform for everyone?" Nanako said with an embarrassed smile.

Kakashi nodded expressionlessly, then pulled out the knife behind him and played with it a few times.

It startled all the little girls in the class to scream.

"You stinky white-haired guy, what can you pretend to be?" Obito muttered.

"Okay, Kakashi is indeed very good. Are there any other children who can introduce themselves and perform a performance?"

As a result, Uzumaki Nanako encountered a scene she had never seen in decades of working...

"My name is Obito. I don't have any special abilities. Well, I just have money. Come on! I'll give you one thousand taels for each of you first!"

"My name is Asuma, and if I have the skills, I have a ninjutsu I learned from Uchiha Madara, the two previous clan leaders of Uchiha, Fire Style. Cigarette Lighting Technique!"

"My name is Might Guy! Look at me! I'm splitting the podium with my bare hands!"

"My name is Miyue, and I would like to give you some knowledge about the anatomy of the human body."

"My name is Hidan! Let me cut off your brains for fun!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

...

In the afternoon, five parents, Dave, Hiruzen, Might Dai, Orochimaru, and Kakuzu, were notified by the school to come to school.