Crazy Dave Of Konoha

In class, Nanako is telling stories to the children

"Little Red Riding Hood crept close to the grass..."

"It's so boring... Is the kindergarten all about telling stories every day?" Obito asked, lying on the table full of boredom.

"It's okay. Children's stories, isn't this just in line with our current stage?" Jian Yue said slowly.

"Hey, Obito, it stands to reason that you don't practice ninjutsu every day or something?" Asuma looked at Obito in confusion and asked.

"I...that, ahem" Obito smiled awkwardly.

"Haha, according to what he said, Obito is a genius that the Senju clan has not seen in a century, a genius who can't even perform the joint seal," Kakashi said slowly.

"Oh? Really?" Jian Yue asked in surprise.

"No, it stands to reason that Obito's father is Uncle Dai Yue, Obito's grandfather is Uncle Dave, Obito's grandfather is Third Hokage, Obito's great grandfather is Second Hokage, and Obito's great grandfather is First Hokage. The probability of this invisible gene should be infinite. Close to 0”

"So, Obito is a once-in-a-century genius who happens to meet this gene that is infinitely close to 0 but not equal to 0," Kakashi joked.

"..Idiot Kakashi! What do you mean!" Obito roared with a blush.

"Tsk, that's not interesting." Kakashi raised his eyebrows indifferently.

"Hmph, yes, I can't even seal. But some people's mortgages haven't been paid off yet. How different is it like me. When I was born, I had three houses in the Uchiha clan, and my great-grandfather also gave them to the Senju clan. I have several apartments saved, and I also have several apartments in the center of the village, so I don’t have to worry about mortgage payments." Obito rolled his eyes and said slowly.

"You! Tsk! Isn't it just because you have money?" Now it was Kakashi's turn to be unhappy.

"Well, being rich is actually a kind of worry. If my grandfather hadn't kept stopping my grandpa Zeng from giving me money, I wouldn't have gone out with only tens of thousands taels." Obito said in annoyance.

"Kakashi, Obito! What are you two talking about!" Nanako naturally noticed the two villains muttering something, and shouted a little unhappy.

"No, teacher, we have been listening carefully," Kakashi quickly stood up and said.

"Listen? Come on, tell me what I just said." Nanako asked with a smile.

"Little Red Riding Hood...the Big Bad Wolf..." Jian Yue sat aside and muttered, passing it on to them.

"Little Red Riding Hood quietly approached the grass. The Big Bad Wolf went up with a Fire Style. Little Red Riding Hood directly killed the Big Bad Wolf with a Flying Thunder God!" Little Obito's eyes lit up and he shouted loudly.

...

In the hospital...

Dave just came out of the hospital after receiving today's intravenous drip...

"Huh..." Dave breathed a sigh of relief...

At this moment, Dave's cell phone suddenly rang...

Dave looked at Nanako displayed on his phone... and his heart skipped a beat again...

"Brother Dave, are you free to come to school now?"

"Doctor! Doctor! The man who just came out of the hospital fell at the door again!"

...

There is no other way, we can only let Yuemei go...

When Tsukimi arrived at the kindergarten, she saw little Obito and Kakashi standing at the door of the office with their eyes wide open...

"What did you two little guys do again?" Yue Mei smiled and walked forward, pinching the noses of the two little guys and asked.

"Tch, you're not an idiot. Kakashi interrupted my class." Little Obito saw his grandma coming and smiled happily.

"Hmph! It's obvious that you didn't pay attention and kept talking nonsense that made the teacher angry!" Little Kakashi snorted and said unhappily.

"Okay, you two little guys are being naughty. Kakashi, your father is on a mission outside, and your mother has an operation to do. I'm here to take care of them." Yuemei smiled and held the two hands. A little guy walked into the office with his hands.

Yue Mei is already used to this kind of thing. She has been here countless times when Dai Yue was alone, and she is already familiar with it.

After chatting with Nanako for a while, I found out what the two little guys had done. I knocked on the heads of the two little guys. After chatting with Nanako for a while, I took the two little guys away.

"Little guys, let's go shopping. What do you want to eat tonight?" Yue Mei asked with a smile.

"I can do it, Grandma Tsukimi," Kakashi said, holding Tsukimi's hand.

"I want to eat fish, chicken, duck, sheep..." Before Obito could finish speaking, Kakashi hit Obito on the head with a hammer.

"You don't have a big mouth. Have you finished eating? In my opinion, just gnawing on the cabbage is enough." Kakashi said with a groan.

"Giggle, okay, let's see what's available." Yuemei smiled helplessly and walked into the vegetable market with the two little guys.

Yuemei was choosing dishes, and the two little guys were chatting below.

"Obito, is that your aunt?" Kakashi saw a figure and pointed at it.

"Huh? Why is my aunt here? Doesn't she usually read at home?" Obito scratched his forehead in confusion.

Yue Mei heard the muttering of the two little guys, looked over and shouted.

"Mikoto, why are you here?" Tsukimi asked with a smile as she watched Mikoto walk over.

"Isn't my father very weak these days? I want to buy some things to make some food for my father." Mikoto said with a smile.

"You came out without saying a word, and you weren't afraid that your father would worry." Tsukimi held Mikoto's hand and said with a smile.

"Hey, I'm so old, I don't know what else my father is worried about?" Mikoto smiled helplessly and shook his head.

"I guess my grandpa is worried about that." Obito heard the conversation between the two, touched his chin and pointed to Kakashi at the head of a person hiding behind the cabbage...

"..That wretched one...bah, no, that handsome man...isn't he Uncle Fugaku? Why is he here?" Kakashi asked in a daze.

"Humph, I remember that when Uncle Fugaku came to visit us, he brought a lot of gifts to my aunt, and he brought me a set of kindergarten simulation papers and so on." Obito rolled his eyes and thought of something from the past. ..

"...."

Then, Kakashi saw Obito take out his mobile phone, send a message to an amiable old man and take a photo...

In the hospital...

Dave, who was getting an intravenous drip, received a message from his gangster grandson, and immediately took the Suxiao Jiuxin Pill in his hand...

After Dave finished reading, the whole room fell into silence...

A few minutes later, there was a loud noise in the hospital...

"It's not good! It's not good! Doctor! Doctor! The customer who was getting the intravenous drip grabbed the intravenous drip and kicked open the wall of the hospital and jumped from the sixth floor!!"

"What?!"