Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Dave's house...

Dave is growing vegetables in a leisurely and elegant way...

At this moment, Dave's good mood was instantly shattered by the ringtone of his cell phone...

Dave took out his mobile phone and looked at Nanako displayed on the phone with an expressionless face...

"Hey, is this Brother Dave?" Dave answered the phone, and Nanako over there asked.

"No, you typed it wrong"

"Ah? Brother Dave, don't make trouble, I have your mobile phone number here," Nanako said with a helpless smile.

"..." Dave said nothing...

"Obito today... (omitting white words to describe evil deeds), I called Obito's father and his father was not available, so I..." Nanako said helplessly.

"Obito? Who is Obito? Oh, he's an orphan, right? By the way, Nanako, I have something to do here, so I'll hang up first."

...

At night, Wu went out to drink with Dave...

"Hey~ Bandage Man, have you paid off all the money you owe?" Dave walked into the restaurant and greeted the familiar figure.

"It's only 3 billion. It's not me who has the headache. It's that Kakuzu who snorted coldly."

"What's the matter, you didn't go to deliver takeout today, why did you think of coming to me for a drink?" Dave asked in surprise sitting across from him.

Wu glanced at Dave for a few times, sighed, took out a scroll from behind and threw it to Dave.

"What is this?" Dave asked.

"Chen Dun, give me a price, and this is yours," Wu sighed and said lightly.

"...Aren't you afraid that your apprentice will fight for you?" Dave asked doubtfully.

"I'm getting older. I'll be sixty in a few years. Besides, isn't the current state of the ninja world very good? That kid Onoki still has his old thoughts, but he gradually started to look away from it. "Wuhe He took a sip of wine and said calmly.

"Chen Dun, it's one billion." Dave looked at Wu for a long time and sighed.

"Well, by the way, your grandson has been quite noisy lately?" Wu smiled and said.

"Grandchildren? Do I have grandchildren?" Dave asked doubtfully.

"Oh, I am an extracurricular teacher in a kindergarten. I teach them how to exercise according to the textbook to lay a solid foundation. That kid took a rocket launcher and shot it at Hidan. Hidan must exercise like this." Wusi He asked with a non-smile.

"Who is Obito, an orphan?" Dave held his chin and took a sip of wine.

"Today I'm here to give you Chendun, and secondly, I'm going to pay you," Wu said slowly, raising a plastered foot.

"..What do your feet have to do with me?"

"When your grandson was outside of school, I asked them to grow vegetables to experience the difficulty of life. Your grandson is very good at growing landmines. It seems that you taught him." Wuhe smiled.

"No, don't be a scoundrel and slander good people. I don't have a grandson. If I had such a grandson, his head would be in his trouser pocket." Dave said expressionlessly, thinking in his heart what could happen to his gangster grandson? The development is getting more and more crooked.

"Don't be a bastard, hurry up and pay for it"

"...How many?"

"Mental loss expenses, medical expenses, work-related injury expenses, gas expenses, labor expenses, electricity expenses, natural gas expenses..."

"Go away, what the hell is natural gas?" Dave interrupted Wu who wanted to continue speaking with a black line on his face.

"Anyway, there are only so many zeros and zeros in total, maybe 300 million."

"Why don't you die?"

...

The next day, a new child came to Obito's class.

"Children, today, our class has a new friend from another village~" Nanako said with a smile.

"From other villages?" Obito's eyes lit up when he heard this.

"Hey, do you know what's going on?" Obito quickly turned to ask the five cows and horses beside him.

"Well, I heard from my father that it seems to be Sunagakure's name," Miyue nodded.

"Scorpion? Why did he come to school with us?" Obito asked in confusion.

"It's normal. Since the five villages signed a friendship and peace agreement a few years ago, each of the five villages will send some children to study in other villages every year. Our class is the first one. You are like other classes, Mist Shinobi's, Cloud Shinobi’s, all have them,” Miyuki explained slowly.

Soon, a petite figure slowly walked into the class. The little guy had pink hair and was holding a small doll in his hands. He was also very delicate.

"Hello everyone, my name is Xiao, from Sand Shinobi." Xiao looked at the unfamiliar faces in front of him and nervously introduced himself.

"Well, welcome to our class, little Scorpion!" Nanako started to applaud, and the other children also followed suit.

"Why does he look smaller than us?" Obito said confused.

"Firstly, it may be caused by the environment at Sunagakure. Secondly, he is really younger than us, like... one and a half years old?" Miyue thought for a while and said.

"What the hell, one and a half years old? Are you going to kindergarten at one and a half years old?" Obito asked confused.

"Scorpion is Sunagakure's famous child genius. I heard that he could refine Chakra at the age of one, and now he can control Sunagakure's secret puppet technique." Kakashi looked at Obito like an idiot and said.

"Okay! Such a genius! You just want to be friends with like-minded people like me!" Obito said happily.

"Where is the Karakura seat for Scorpion to sit on?" Nanako asked, looking at everyone with a smile.

"Me! Here! I have a vacant seat here!" Obito quickly raised his hands and shouted.

"Obito, Hidan and Mitsuki are obviously sitting next to you," Nanako said helplessly.

Obito suddenly took out a scroll, and when the white smoke dissipated, Obito raised his rocket launcher and fired at Hidan.

"Report teacher! Now we have it!" Obito put away the rocket launcher and smiled.

"Obito! Your uncle!!"

A certain white-haired guy sneezed...

Seeing the shattered classroom and Hidan's shouts flying out, the young Scorpion trembled in his heart... Konoha... Konoha is indeed what grandma said... so scary, and the folk customs are too tough...

Nanako is all stupid...

After going through a series of steps such as calling parents and paying compensation, Xia sat next to Obito and Hidan sat back.

"Hello! My name is Obito!" Obito looked at the little guy next to him and smiled.

"Hello... I'm Scorpion..." Scorpion said with a pale face, fearing that if he didn't say the right word, the other party would take out that thing and hit him...

"Hey, okay, we will be friends from now on! By the way, Scorpion, I heard that you can control puppets?!" Obito asked with stars in his eyes.

"Yeah...Yeah" Xie nodded, and the five fingers of his right hand slowly emerged as five lines, controlling the little puppet on his hand.

"Oh oh oh! So handsome! By the way, Scorpion, does your little puppet have any weapons?!" Obito asked excitedly.

"It has two kunai hidden in its hands. The kunai are poisonous," Scorpion introduced.

"Huh? That's it?"

"??? Otherwise, my grandma personally made this poison for me. It's very powerful," Xie said unhappily.

"Don't be angry. I don't mean to look down on you. Don't you want your puppet to sublime?"

"sublimation?"

Then, the little Scorpion was introduced to various weapons by Obito...

"Look, you make a bigger puppet, and then the feet can hold two pistols, and the belly can hold a machine gun, and the hair is even more powerful. You make it a wig, put a sniper under the wig, and Eyeballs! Eyeballs pretending to be grenades..."

The little Scorpion looked like he was enlightened, and his whole person was sublimated...