Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Mikoto, let's go to the gift shop." Kushina and Mikoto asked happily as they walked on the street.

"Gift shop? Yeah, okay." Mikoto nodded. It just so happened that she also wanted to buy something for her family.

Later, Kushina and Mikoto walked into a gift shop next to the street.

"Alas, Kushina has to spend money on gifts again," Minato said with helplessness and doting on his face as he watched from the tree in the distance.

"Huh? Did she buy you a gift?" Fugaku asked doubtfully.

"Yeah, but... the razor she brought me last time I went to Yunokuni... I looked at the packaging and saw that it was made by the Konoha Aishen Company... and this razor in Konoha costs 500 silver taels. . She spent 5,000 thousand. And last time, the clothes she bought for me when she went to Bird Country... the packaging said they were made by Konoha Aishen Company... and the price increased 20 times... and the above Last time..." Minato said helplessly and dotingly.

"Stop! Stop talking!" Fugaku looked speechless and interrupted Minato's next words...

"Hey, Brother Fugaku, didn't Sister Mikoto give you anything?" Minato asked with a smile.

"Sent it, and it was given to him by his father, Uncle Dave," Fugaku said expressionlessly.

..

"Let me send you a message for Mikoto! Your thoughts are beautiful, the beauty that is missing from the brain stem!"

"I'll give you a slap on Mikoto's behalf!"

"I planted 500 grenades in your house for Mikoto."

...

"Sigh..." Minato grinned after hearing this and patted Fugaku's shoulder helplessly...

Brother Fugaku seems to be more difficult than me...

"By the way, Brother Fugaku, why don't we pretend to go and have a look?" Minato asked with a smile.

"What are you pretending to be? Does your Transformation Technique use their abilities?" Fugaku asked speechlessly.

"No need for Transformation Technique, let's just dress up!" Minato smiled slightly and wiped some dust from the ground.

After a while, the two of them looked 20 years older in an instant...

"Hey, Minato, you can also put on makeup?" Fugaku asked in surprise.

"Well, Kushina is usually too noisy and always likes to make fun of me for putting on makeup." Minato said helplessly, with a doting look on her face.

"We can't talk today." Fugaku waved his hand and walked towards the gift shop.

Looking at Fugaku's back with his hands behind his back, Minato felt a little bit pitiful for Fugaku's brother for some reason...

Fugaku and Minato entered the gift shop and slowly approached the two people looking at the gifts there.

"Mikoto! Look at this little doll, does it look like Minato!" Kushina took down a pig doll from the counter and said to Mikoto.

"Um...is it like...?" Mikoto looked at it in confusion.

"Of course it does. Look at Minato's innocent look that day, but he is too thin. I will make him fat in the future. He will be as fat as this!" Kushina chuckled.

Minato, who was eavesdropping over there, smiled helplessly... Fugaku felt like he had already eaten a dozen lemons.

"Hey, Mikoto, aren't you going to bring a gift to Fugaku?" Kushina suddenly thought of something and said with a smile.

Fugaku instantly raised his head and listened, fearing that he would miss any word.

"No way." Mikoto shook his head.

"Ah? Why? I haven't seen you buy anything for Fugaku before when we went on trips." Kushina expressed her doubts.

"..My father told me...if I dare to send something, he will also send something...I am thinking about Fugaku's safety. I still remember that I gave Fugaku a piece when I was in Ninja School. Eraser... My father... I found out a few years ago that he sent 500 grenades to Fugaku's family..." Mikoto said with some unbearability, covering his face.

"Huh?...Then...it's better not to give it away...safety first..." Kushina smiled awkwardly.

Fugaku over there was dumbfounded... Minato looked at Fugaku's appearance and couldn't bear it.

Kushina and Mikoto picked out and bought many gifts. Although Namikaze Minato saw that 9 out of 10 gifts were from Konoha Love Kidney Company, he still didn't say anything.

Before leaving, the counter saw that the two bought so much and gave them a small lighter. Mikoto then took it and while writing the account book at the counter, Kushina borrowed a pen to write something while checking out.

"Hey! I believe Minato will be very happy to see this!" Kushina was very happy with big and small bags in her hands.

"Well, I think he will do it too." Mikoto smiled and nodded.

Just as they walked out of the gift box, Minato and Fugaku immediately turned to look at the counter.

Wait until the two of them leave completely...

"Huh, luckily they didn't find us," Minato said with a smile.

"..Actually she found out" Fugaku covered his face..

Then Fugaku opened his hand, and inside was a small lighter and a small note that Mikoto had stuffed into him when he left.

[My father has my consumption records, so I can’t buy any gifts for you. This small lighter is a gift, and I hope you don’t dislike it. In addition, your makeup skills still need to be improved~]

Fugaku looked at the note in his hand, the smile on his face looked like a fool...

"Haha, okay, Brother Fugaku, I know that Mikoto still has you in her heart." Minato also smiled after seeing it, patted Fugaku on the shoulder and said.

"Then shall we continue to follow?" Minato asked.

"No more, go back and go to work!" Fugaku was in a happy mood, holding the small lighter in both hands like a treasure.

Back to Konoha...

"Okay, Brother Fugaku, there's no need... I've seen this all the way." Minato looked at Fugaku, who was still holding a small lighter with a silly smile on his face, and said helplessly.

"What do you know? This is the first gift Mikoto has given me since the eraser from Ninja School! I must keep it well!" Fugaku said unhappily.

"Okay, okay, I know~" Minato laughed.

"Then I'll go deliver the food first." Minato looked at his phone, said hello to Fugaku and left.

Fugaku walked toward his police station with trembling steps.

"Hey, Director Fugaku, you look in a good mood~"

"Of course, that's right. It's forbidden to set up stalls on the street now. Pack up quickly and go back. Be careful, the police department will arrest you later."

"Okay, okay, thank you, Minister Fugaku"

"Hey, Fugaku, are you having a good time?" At this time, a figure appeared next to Fugaku, patted Fugaku on the shoulder and asked.

"Uh...uh...Uncle Dave..." Fugaku swallowed and turned his head tremblingly to look at the people on the side.

"Okay, I won't eat you. Just, can you explain to me why I saw you and Mikoto outside on the background satellite positioning?" Dave asked with a smile on his face.

"That... uncle... I said that I just happened to meet him while performing official duties outside. Do you believe it?"

"What do you think, even if you two met, it would only take two or three seconds to say hello at most. But why did you stay for 19 minutes, 35 seconds and 3 milliseconds?" Dave took out his mobile phone and asked with a slow smile.

"I...that...Uncle Dave...be gentle, I just came back and I don't want to run far away."

"Don't worry, I will do it very 'lightly'"