Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Grandpa, what are you laughing at? Hey, this young lady is so beautiful. What's your name, young lady?" Dave bit his finger innocently, looked at First Kazekage and said. When he saw a beautiful purple-haired woman behind Lie Dou, he couldn't help but ask.

"Old?? Grandpa?? Kid! I'm only thirty-five years old this year!!" Liedou was stunned for a moment, and then roared with veins on his head popping up.

To be honest, Reito looks much younger than the other Kage, but his dead face that looks a bit like Fugaku makes him look a bit old.

"Hey, Lie Dou, don't worry about it. This kid is just a kid. Don't you know, kid? You don't have any scruples about what you say. Just don't think so much." Ishikawa laughed out loud when he saw this scene. What Liedou said just now came back to him.

Liedou's face turned dark instantly...

"Giggle, little brother, you are a bit naughty. My name is Chiyo." The purple-haired woman giggled and said the name that made Dave petrified...

"Qian...Qian...Qian...Qian...Qianyo???" Dave suddenly became petrified, md, is this purple-haired girl in front of him Qianyo? Is it the future Granny Chiyo? ? ?

After a while...

"Um...Sister Chiyo...promise me...not to go swimming when you get old..." Dave forced down the shock in his heart and swallowed...when he looked at Chiyo's beautiful face ..I couldn’t help but think of Chiyo’s old swimsuit pictures…That was really his nightmare for several years in his last life…

"Huh? What do you mean? Giggling, okay, sister promises you." Chiyo thought Dave was quite cute. Well, I will have a boy with Lie Dou in the future.

"Hey kid, stay calm." Samana, who was watching Dave's trouble from beginning to end, couldn't help but said.

"Huh? Uncle, why do you have a tattoo of a worm on your head? Is it because your head can't grow hair, or because you feel ugly and inferior?" Dave couldn't help but look at the Second Kazekage Samana over there, fiercely fighting. apprentice. Keep fighting!

"Insect? Ugly? Inferiority? Kid!! My name is Dragon!! Do you understand Dragon! Do you understand!!" Samana was stunned for a moment, then roared with anger.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Uncle Madara, this uncle is so scary. He is fierce to me... Wuuuuu..." Dave looked at the ferocious-looking Sramana, especially because there was a dragon claw tattooed on his left eye. Those eyes stared, really scary... In a moment, Dave fell into Uncle Madara's arms and choked with sobs like a child frightened by strange worms...

"Boy? Do you want to dance?"

Madara watched her cute little Dave being frightened to tears by an ugly man with a dragon tattoo on his head who was uglier than Hashirama. He opened his scarlet Sharingan and looked at Samana and asked.

My cute little Dave is usually happy every day. I don’t want to make him cry. Who dares to make him cry? You don’t want to live anymore, right?

Samana held his breath and fell silent... He still knew Uchiha Madara... He was also self-aware. Even his own master might not be able to beat him, how could he?

Just when the atmosphere was silent, the door over there was slowly pushed open.

"Hey, Hokage, Tsuchikage, and Kazekage are all here. I'm late." At this time, three figures slowly approached the gate. The leading figure also wore a hat with the logo of Raikage on its head.

"Uchiha Madara, Senju Tobirama. Hey, you are here too." Raikage Ai walked in slowly with his two guards, and then he saw the two ungrateful bums who beat him up at that time. . No, they are two bs who don’t practice tolerance.

"Hmph" Senju Tobirama snorted coldly.

There is a saying that enemies are extremely jealous when they meet. Raikage glanced at the two people over there, and then slowly sat down next to Feng Ying. He is still aware of current affairs...

To be honest, this first-generation Raikage Ai looks like a foreigner from the previous life, and he is very dark.

"Uncle, is this uncle your son?" Dave wiped the tears on his face, walked up to Raikage Ai, looked at Raikage Ai, and then looked behind him at the next Second Raikage Ai and asked road.

"Yes, eh? What's wrong, kid?" Raikage looked at the white-haired kid who suddenly appeared in front of him with some discomfort, but thinking about the current situation, he still didn't have an attack.

"Uncle, is he... your biological child? Look, he still has a white stripe on his nose, and he has so many beards. You don't have a single hair here, just like a pig that has just been permed. It's the same. But you're not as white as a pig, you're so dark." Dave put his index finger on his lips and said something cute that made Raikage almost mad.

"Kid!!!" Raikage Ai didn't talk nonsense to Dave. He pinched Dave's neck with one hand, exuding a powerful blue Chakra aura.

"Ah!!" Madara's eyes on the side were always on Dave. When he saw Raikage Ai making a move, he immediately arrived in front of Dave, grabbed Raikage Ai's hand, and fiercely Turned in the opposite direction.

Raikage fell to the ground holding his arms and wailing.

"Raikage, are you looking for death!" Seeing that his son was hurt, Tobirama rushed towards Raikage on the ground. Second Raikage over there wanted to stop him, but Tobirama's speed was not what he could resist now. of.

Tobirama instantly held the kunai against Raikage's neck.

How dare this naughty b.a.k.a. dare to play tricks on his own child? He usually won't even scold him, but you still dare to attack him? How dare you?

And all this happened in a flash of lightning. When the other two figures came back to their senses, they saw Tobirama holding a kunai against Raikage's neck.

"Hokage, stop your people. This is during the Five Kage Conference. If something happens to Raikage, you Konoha can't explain it." Lieto over there hurriedly shouted to Hashirama.

"Tobirama, stop" Hashirama frowned, looked at his brother and said. He actually wanted to take action just now, but Madara and Tobirama were one step ahead of him and dared to hurt his cute little nephew. Don't you want to hang out in this ninja world?

"Hmph, remember, it was the Five Shadows Conference that saved your life. Next time we meet, you won't have such good luck." Tobirama put away his kunai, stood up slowly, and looked at Raikage Elio on the ground with a murderous look. said

He Tobirama also knows that Raikage Ai must be immobile, but he dares to bully his own son? How about not giving you some pain?

At this point, the matter was forgotten, and Second Raikage over there also hurriedly called for the medical ninja from the Iron Country to treat Raikage Ai.

At the same time, everyone except the people in Konoha had a doubt in their minds, that is, what is the identity of this white-haired kid? To make both Uchiha Madara and Senju Tobirama, the Shuras of the Ninja World, so angry?

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