Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Tell me, why are you here? Didn't you tell me this morning that you went on a blind date with a girl from the Kato clan?" Madara looked at Izuna coldly and asked.

"That...that...big brother, I...failed on the blind date again..." Izuna scratched his head in embarrassment...

His expression was very similar to that of a little friend who was caught by his parents while surfing the Internet.

"Hmph" Madara snorted, as if she was very dissatisfied with Izuna.

On the other side, Hashirama here

"What? Brother, do you have any opinion?" Tobirama looked at Hashirama and asked coldly.

"Well...that...didn't you say that there are experiments and blind dates today...how...why are you here..." Hashirama lowered his head and asked with some lack of confidence.

"Do you have any objections?"

"without"

"Then shut up"

"oh..."

Hashirama looked with envy at Madara who was teaching his younger brother a lesson. Why was Madara so majestic in front of his younger brother? Is it because he dances better than me? Impossible. Could it be that he can beat me? Less likely.

Hashirama thought for a while, it was probably because he was used to this look before, well, I want to change! After thinking about it, Hashirama plucked up the courage, looked up at Tobirama, and was about to speak.

"Shut up"

"OK...."

No matter what the fuss is about at the Internet cafe, Dave is a little panicked now

"Dave, let's take a walk around the village~" the little girl "Yue Mei" hugged Dave's arm and said softly.

"Kid, she is not that little girl. She is the person who monitored you before. The malice in her is very strong!" Nine Tails' voice also came out.

"Of course I know, holy shit," Dave complained in his heart. Couldn't he see it when it was so obvious? The little girl would usually be shy for a while when holding her hand... How cute is this? After thinking about the obscene image of Black Zetsu...

Black Zetsu is cute...

Ugh...Dave feels like vomiting...

"Okay, Yuemei, um, let's sneak out of the village and take a look. There's nothing interesting in the village." Dave said with a forced smile on his lips.

Black Zetsu really needs to be dealt with, otherwise he, Nine Tails Jinchūriki, will panic...

But if we want to solve this b, we definitely can’t do it in the village, we can only do it outside the village.

As Dave spoke, the hand in his trouser pocket sent Chakra to the Flying Thunder God seal engraved on the back of the phone case.

"Okay, Dave, I'll go wherever you want." Black Zetsu felt extremely happy. Originally, I planned to deal with him in the village, but that would be very troublesome. Now, if I go outside the village, I don't have to worry so much.

Black Zetsu didn't know that Nine Tails was sealed in Dave's body, nor did he know that he had been discovered. He can only use his Mayfly Technique to collect information from time to time. Madara has not gone dark, and he does not have an army of White Zetsu. He can only be self-sufficient in collecting information. He didn't know about Nine Tails at the time.

Then, the little girl "Yue Mei" happily pulled Dave and walked towards the outside of the village. When Dave looked at the smile on his face, he could always think of that dark look and really wanted to vomit...

On the other side, in the Aishen Internet Cafe

"Dave triggered the Flying Thunder God mark!" Tobirama stood up from his seat in an instant and said with a solemn expression.

Aunt Cai looked at SengokuF4 with four beams of light in front of her... Looking at the roof being collapsed by the powerful momentum... I shook my head helplessly... Such a big hole can only be filled by Might...

"Dave is walking outside the village now. Let's go outside and wait for them." Tobirama felt the Flying Thunder God coordinates on Dave's body and realized that he was walking towards the outside of the village.

The remaining three said nothing. Tobirama put his two hands on the shoulders of Madara and Hashirama, and a Flying Thunder God appeared outside the village.

Izuna:? ? ? Did you forget something?

"Senju Tobirama!!!" Izuna roared angrily as he looked at the three people who suddenly disappeared in front of him. This b is definitely intentional!

On a cliff outside the village, three people stood. Tobirama looked in the direction of the village, his eyes full of mischief.

Helpless, Izuna had no choice but to rush over by herself...

on the road

Dave suddenly thought of one thing, that is, this Black Zetsu seems to be impossible to kill and can only be used to seal... But if it is used to seal... where to seal it...

"Kurama, do you want Orion?" Dave suddenly had a bold idea and asked Nine Tails in his belly

Nine Tails:? ? ?

"Kid, I can feel you thinking about something bad for me again." Nine Tails bared his teeth at Dave.

"No, no, no, I just feel that you are too lonely by yourself, and I want to find you a good friend to play with," Dave said with a smile.

"Kid! Get out of here!" Nine Tails instinctively sensed that what Dave said was not a good thing and drove him away.

a moment later

"Yue Mei, why don't you leave?" Dave's heart skipped a beat and he asked "Yue Mei" who stopped in front of him.

"Hehehehe, Dave-kun~ look~ am I Tsukimi~" Black Zetsu slowly turned his head, and then Tsukimi's appearance slowly disappeared, and a black body appeared in front of Dave.

"Ugh~! Ugh!" Even though Dave was mentally prepared, he couldn't help but vomit it out at this moment...

How can this b be so ugly!

"Go to hell! You kid!" Black Zetsu used his famous stunt! Black hand! dig!

"Do you want to dance?" Just as Black Zetsu's hand immediately touched and imagined going through Dave's chest. A figure suddenly appeared next to his hand and stopped his hand.

"Uchiha Madara!" Black Zetsu exclaimed.

At this time, four rays of light suddenly erupted on the field. Black Zetsu looked at the SengokuF4 who suddenly appeared in front of them and were dumbfounded...

"Sage Art. Wood Style. True Several Thousand Hands. Transform into a Buddha on top!"

"Susanoo!" "Susanoo!"

"Flying Thunder God Slash!" Tobirama looked at the three perverts and had no choice but to play Flying Thunder God...

"Wood Style. Destruction Mushroom!" The Destruction Mushroom can explode with huge energy to destroy everything. The amount of energy emitted increases or decreases depending on the amount of Chakra used.

Everyone who saw Black Zetsu was dumbfounded... Don't be like this... How could he be worthy of such a luxurious lineup?

Today, the villagers in Konoha Village watched a beautiful fireworks feast...

a moment later

Half of Black Zetsu's body was gone. He was lying on the ground staring blankly ahead.

Every time he wants to use the Mayfly Technique to make him run away, but Senju Tobirama's Flying Thunder God is really disgusting, and he even put a magic seal on his body. Senju Tobirama can go wherever he goes... and they are the same. It's like bullshit plaster...

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