Crazy Dave Of Konoha

The next day, a huge shock occurred in the ninja world...

Kirigakure, was massacred. From First Mizukage Byakuren to a group of children learning to talk, the entire village is now in ruins, with only a few lucky people left alive.

Ghost Lantern Huanyue, the leader of the Ghost Lantern clan, was also saved from this disaster by Bai Lian, and became the Second Mizukage of the village on the second day after the destruction of the village. He is still leading the remaining villagers to build houses. ..

The ultimate murderer of all this is the god of the ninja world, Senju Hashirama. Shura of the Ninja World, Uchiha Madara. The speed of the ninja world, Senju Tobirama. There is also an Uchiha youth who is Mangekyō Sharingan like Madara.

The entire ninja world was in an uproar, and they all sent spies from their own villages to get information. The news I got when I came back was this...

Sunagakure..

"Intelligence shows... Byakuren kidnapped the kid whom the Five Shadows had met with before... That kid was the son of Senju Tobirama... Then the Konoha Village was furious, Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama, Tobirama, and another Uchiha "Young man, four people destroyed Mist Shinobi in one day, and Byakuren is also dead." Young Chiyo looked at the information in his hand, grinning slightly...

That brat... No wonder... In Chiyo's mind, she couldn't help but think of the white-haired brat who angered the Five Shadows on the day of the Five Shadows meeting...

That kid's character is really bad... No wonder... This guy was kidnapped, and the whole of Konoha was mobilized...

"....How is the situation over there in Kirigakure now?" Lieto asked with a headache as he thought of the white-haired kid who called him grandpa.

"Many families were wiped out, but there are still some surviving members of several big families. Kaguya and Ghost Lantern, these two famous families have lost at least more than 70% of their members. Now Mist Shinobi is in ruins. Second Mizukage was appointed by Kiden Genzuki, a disciple of that old guy Byakuren, and he is still leading the remaining people to rebuild the village." Chiyo read the information in his hand.

"Konoha... Konoha must not be messed with now! Kirigakure has given our remaining four villages a head start. We can't afford this price. However, it's okay. Between Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara Before you die, don't have any thoughts about Konoha." Lieto shook his head and said helplessly.

The other four major villages also have the same idea. Konoha must not be provoked now.

And here in Konoha...

Dave got a headache when he looked at the baby in his uncle's hands... Damn it, this guy actually saw this child pitiful in the ruins during the fight, so he felt compassion and took him back to Konoha...

"This child...should be from the Teru Yoruichi clan," Tobirama, who was standing aside, looked at the child in his elder brother's hand and said slowly.

Obviously, Kirigakure, the child, with white hair, is from the Teru Yoruichi clan at first glance...

"Tobirama, don't you think this child is so cute! It's just like a newborn Kima!" Hashirama said with compassion as he looked at the child in his arms.

"The question now is not whether he is cute or not. The question is who will raise him if you get him back? You and your sister-in-law?" Tobirama frowned with a headache.

Senju Hashirama is a Hokage and usually has very little time. Coupled with his troublesome personality, Tobirama feels that if Hashirama raises this child, he will become crooked sooner or later. And Mito...

Speaking of the elder sister-in-law... Tobirama has even more headaches... The elder sister-in-law is addicted to square dancing every day and can't help herself. Every day, she knows that she is bringing a group of elderly aunts and grandmothers from the Senju tribe and aunts from other families. pk... I guess it is still there now... I heard that in the past two days... it seems that I have been fighting with the aunts of the Aburame clan...

Tobirama seemed to have thought of some weird scene, and he lay on the ground and vomited wildly... The aunts of the Aburame clan danced... and the group of insects danced with them... ugh!

"Hmm... It seems... I don't usually have time to take care of this child." Hashirama nodded, thoughtfully.

"Madara! Why don't you raise this child!" Hashirama suddenly turned his attention to Madara over there.

"No. Trouble" Madara said coldly.

"Then... who else usually has time..." Hashirama said slowly.

Dave, Madara, and Hashirama slowly turned their heads and focused on Izuna and Tobirama in front of them...

"??? What are you looking at me for?? I usually go on blind dates most of the time!" Izuna said quickly when she saw the three people turning their attention to her. He suddenly felt that going on a blind date was a good thing.

So, the three of them turned their attention to Tobirama who was standing aside.

"?? I...I, I not only have to be a teacher, but I also have to teach students and do experiments. I don't have time at all." Tobirama cursed Izuna in his heart.

"Needless to say, in that case. Then you and Izuna can raise this child together!" Hashirama interrupted the two of them. Dave had never felt that his uncle was as wise as he is today.

"Nani!" the two yelled.

"Okay, it's decided. Well, I'll leave the child to you two. I still have a lot of documents to process in my office. Madara, please help me." Hashirama pulled Madara and ran away.

"Um... I made an appointment with Yue Mei to go on a D-level mission today. Goodbye. That... old father... I actually don't mind having more brothers." Dave looked at himself and saw that he was the only one left on the field. He said quickly and ran away.

After a while...

Tobirama and Izuna looked at each other...looking at the child who was still sleeping soundly in their arms...

"What should I do?" Izuna looked at Tobirama and asked.

"I don't know what to do. I leave the child to you. Goodbye." Tobirama said and ran away like a Flying Thunder God.

"Wow! Woo wow! Woo wow! Woo wow!" At this time, the child in the hands of the two suddenly started to cry loudly...

"What should I do, what should I do? The child is crying, Tobirama" Izuna said in a panic. He has been fighting for decades and has never encountered anything... but he has never taken care of a child...

"..I don't know." Tobirama also had a headache..He didn't know what to do. This was his first time...

"Fart, don't you have a child? Dave, how did you raise such a big child?" Izuna cursed. Aren't you Dave's father? How did you raise him so big?

"I started taking care of Dave when he was 5 years old. He was already able to take care of himself by that time. Before, his mother took care of her." Tobirama listened to the child's cries and rubbed his eyebrows with a headache. .

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