Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Um, Sarutobi Sasuke??" Tobirama asked with a confused face as he looked at the person running over angrily.

"Senju Tobirama?" Sarutobi Sasuke just wanted to come over to see which bastard did such a heartless thing, but it turned out to be Senju Tobirama here.

"Are you the Ninja God of Speed?" Sarutobi Sasuke looked at the Penguin on the opponent's computer and asked with a cold look on his face.

"Uh... I'm not, you didn't, you saw it wrong. Well, by the way, Dave hasn't eaten yet tonight. I'll go back and cook him some food. So, I'll leave first." Tobirama said awkwardly After finishing a Flying Thunder God, he ran away.

It's not that he can't beat Sarutobi Sasuke, the problem is that Sarutobi Sasuke is his elder, more than twenty years older than him. His eldest brother was usually very respectful to Sarutobi Sasuke, let alone him.

I originally saw this guy growing sweet potatoes on the forum. Sweet potatoes are so valuable, so I thought of stealing this pervert whose online name is Kosuke from the girl group I love. Who knows he is Sarutobi Sasuke. Who would come up with such a pervert name?

"Senju Tobirama!!" Sarutobi Sasuke roared angrily and followed.

Madara

"Heh, that white-haired guy knew something would happen to him sooner or later," Madara said with a sneer. Stealing food? His head was twisted!

Then, Madara clicked on her homepage and refreshed her posts. I opened a selfie of myself, which seemed to have been taken here the day before yesterday.

[Uchiha Madara, photo, Internet cafe, midnight] The title is still so simple and unpretentious. When you click on it, there is a photo of Madara holding her chin with one hand and looking in profile.

Wei full of youthful passion: Madara-sama is still so young! Yo West! I'll take a photo too!

Madara looked at the comments from this precious beast and clicked on his homepage.

"Bang!" Madara saw a photo on Might's homepage and was so frightened that she dropped her mouse...

"What's wrong, motor?" Hashirama heard the movement from the side and poked his head over in confusion.

"...This...this...this...this is awesome..." Hashirama swallowed. Looking at the photos on the screen, his heart was filled with palpitations...

Mightwei was seen wearing an ancestral green tights, but...the upper body was not worn...the explosive muscles were exposed, as ferocious as a wild beast, Mightwei's teeth were shining, and he raised his thumb to the screen.

The first picture looked okay and acceptable... In the second picture, the guy actually stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, and put a hand on his arm muscles full of ambiguity. Caressing... In the third picture, Mightwei even blinked at the screen, ugh! Hashirama and Madara felt like they were going to vomit...

[Mighty's youthful and passionate roaring beast Konoha...Muscle Golden Wheel! 】

Ahem, would you believe me if I said this has nothing to do with my Dave...

Dave doesn't believe it anyway...

the other side

Dave is also looking at Might's muscular golden wheel...

"This... is too lethal..." Dave swallowed with lingering fear...

A few days ago, Might Wei came to him and wanted him to teach Might Wei photography skills and so on. Might Wei originally asked his daughter-in-law Cai Aunt, but Cai Aunt kicked him away and said she shouldn't pollute the network environment...

There was no other way but Might Wei found him... He looked at Might Wei's sturdy body... Hmm... The Golden Wheel of Muscles. He felt that this guy should be able to control it... Unexpectedly, this guy not only could control it... On the contrary, the lethality is even greater...

"It's too scary. It's too scary. Phew! My wife is better, and my wife is more beautiful." Dave quickly closed this guy's homepage, clicked on his own homepage, found a photo of himself and Yue Mei, and took a few sips. Kaguya brand bone powder drink soothed his inner pain...

"Ahem..." At this time, there was a sound in the room inside, and Dave didn't even need to look, he knew it was his old father. His old father's Flying Thunder God spell is in his room.

"Dave, why are you still up so late?" Tobirama came out of the room and saw Dave playing on the computer in the next room, and asked in confusion.

"Well, Danzo and Hiruzen came to talk to me about Konoha's Will of Fire, the Eighteenth Congress of Declaration of Will following Hokage's footsteps, the guidelines for resolutely focusing on the village's central interests, etc. I've been chatting with them until now." Dave was babbling.

"Well, studying hard is a good thing, but it's too late now. Go to bed." Tobirama nodded with satisfaction. Dave is still a sensible kid. He still knows how to study so late. Well, Danzo and Hiruzen are good kids too.

"Okay, old father, didn't you just see that your F4 was online? Uncle Izuna and Uncle Madara are still online now. Why are you the only one back?" Dave looked at his Penguin and asked doubtfully.

"...Ahem, haha, how can I not be doing my job like them every day? When I came back, I thought that there are still a lot of serious things to do." Tobirama coughed a few times awkwardly, and then looked seriously at the three The person who is not doing his job said disdainfully.

"...Old father, you are really working hard for Konoha. So, I will go to bed first." Dave, who has been with Tobirama for a long time, naturally will not listen to Tobirama's nonsense. Maybe his old father It was someone who was being stolen from online again, and someone offline came to find him. I quickly turned off my computer and went to my room.

Tobirama watched Dave return to his room, tiptoeing into the computer room, and looked towards Dave's room with extreme caution. After hearing even breathing coming from the opposite room, it seemed that his son was asleep. . Well, I'm going to start stealing food too.

In Dave's room, Dave quietly opened the door, and saw Tobirama sitting there, concentrating on something... Looking at the hand that was like an afterimage, Dave felt that his old father would go to his Konoha farm tomorrow. There will be a large number of unscrupulous vegetables in the warehouse...

In the Internet cafe, Madara, who watched the ninja world come back online quickly, opened the other party's chat box in confusion.

Ninja Dance God: Sarutobi Sasuke didn't kill you?

Ninja World God Speed: Oh, just him? He probably couldn't even touch my clothes.

Madara looked around in confusion. Bai Mao didn't seem to be here either. Did he go home?

Ninja Dance God: Did you go online at home?

Ninja Speed: Yeah

Ninja Dance God: Where's Dave, have you gone to bed?

Ninja World God Speed: Damn, I know you have nothing good to do with me

Ninja World God Speed: What the hell, ****, I’ll fuck you ****

The speed of the ninja world: I c***, I tell you! Uchiha Madara! *****

Shinobi World: Dave is my son! my son! Stay away from him! ! !

The speed of the ninja world: I'm going to fuck you, I'm going to rely on you to fuck, you're ****

Ninja World God Speed: What kind of beast are you? Um? I fuck you****

In the Internet cafe

Madara looked at the greetings from Tobirama that were constantly being refreshed in front of her....

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