Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Damn, Uncle Madara, you are getting more and more handsome." Dave looked at Madara in front of him, his eyes lit up and he said.

"Oh?" Madara took off the sunglasses on her face, lowered the peaked cap on her head, shook the casual black suit on her body, and tugged on the silver necklace around her neck. There was a sneer on the corner of her mouth, and her long hair was tied behind her. Drifting together in the wind....

He's really handsome, holy shit, Dave is envious...

"Hashirama, you have to keep up with the times." Madara sneered and looked at Hashirama aside. Ha, Hashirama was still wearing the kimono that Mito had sewn for him during the Sengoku era...

So ugly...

"...Let's go! Go buy some clothes first!!" Hashirama looked at Madara, then at himself, tmd, go buy some clothes first...

"Where's Izuna?" Madara looked at Tobirama over there and asked.

"He's still sorting out the files there. He'll be here later." Tobirama nodded and replied.

When Hashirama was Hokage, Madara and Sarutobi Sasuke were his Hokage supports. And Tobirama became a Hokage, and Izuna became his Hokage assistant... Tobirama's original intention was to take good care of Izuna and prevent this evil Uchiha from teaching bad children in school.

As for Madara, Tobirama doesn't care about him now. He surfs the Internet and dances in the village every day, and there is no possibility of threatening the village. Of course... he is still a little wary... Judging from the fact that he gets beaten up every time he steals Madara's food...

"Brother, I'm here." At this moment, a voice came from not far away.

"No, isn't this coming?" Tobirama looked at the three of them and said, not daring to turn his head away...

"Poof!" Dave just took a sip of the Kaguya brand bone meal drink he carried with him, and when he saw Izuna coming, he spit it out...

"Uh... Izumi??? Nai???" Hashirama was also stunned...

"Izuna you?? Why are you wearing such clothes?" Madara was also confused for a while...

Izuna was seen walking slowly... wearing a smart business attire... upper body suit... lower body... black knee-length skirt, and a pair of shiny black stockings shining in the dark night...

"I saw this in a clothing store a few days ago... I wanted to buy a suit for work... The boss recommended this to me... It suits me very well... I bought it. Wearing it..." A blush flashed across Izuna's face, and she said speechlessly.

"See no evil, see no evil..." Dave turned his head instantly and kept mumbling...

"Don't men rarely wear skirts like this nowadays?" Madara asked doubtfully. As the number one dance king of Konoha Village and the godfather of fashion, he has always been at the forefront of Konoha fashion...Many clothing stores want Uncle Madara to take pictures and be endorsed, so naturally he knows what the current public trends in Konoha Village are like. of.

"It's okay to wear them, but these stockings are a bit uncomfortable to wear. Forget it, I won't wear them tomorrow. Brother, the custom-made suit you gave me two days ago is still there. I'll wear that when I go back." Izuna He said helplessly. He just tried it out of curiosity. Now that he has tried it, he will keep it at home from now on.

Hashirama, on the other hand, remained silent from beginning to end, looking at Izuna with his eyes fixedly. He thought of a back figure from a few years ago... thinking about it... Hashirama's nose slowly dripped two lines of Bloodline... .

"Uncle...Uncle, you have a nosebleed. Ahem, did you think of something bad? Quickly wipe it." Dave saw that he had just taken out some paper from his pocket and handed it to Hashirama.

"Oh oh" Hashirama quickly came to his senses, picked up the paper and wiped it.

"Let's go, let's buy some clothes for you and Hashirama first. Dress like this, how will you dance in the bar later." Madara said slowly without thinking too much.

After saying that, they walked towards the commercial street.

In the past four years, Konoha has become more and more prosperous. Mobile phones, computers, newspapers, media, etc. have completely entered Konoha and changed the lives of the people of Konoha Village.

Konoha has always been rumored in the ninja world to be the happiest place in the ninja world. Refugees from outside have to find connections if they want to enter Konoha...

Even though it is already eleven o'clock, the commercial street is as bustling as ever. The bustling people on the street are wearing various costumes, and the street lamps on the roadside are emitting a warm light...

Madara led four people into a small alley, and in this gloomy alley, which was completely different from the commercial street, there was a store.

Madara went forward and opened the door directly, and walked in with four people. The store was very simple, with only one bright light bulb on the roof, but there were various suits on the walls on both sides. Dave could see Come out, these clothes are all high-quality.

"It's Madara here, please come in." A white-haired old lady slowly walked out of the room. When she saw Madara coming, she said with a smile on her face.

"Sister Tian, ​​look here to see if there are any clothes the two of them are wearing." Madara pointed to Izuna and Hashirama behind her and said slowly.

"Oh, it's Lord First Hokage and this little brother. Come on, please come in. I'll help you take a look." The old woman known as Sister Tian smiled and led the two of them in.

"Uncle Madara, who is this old woman?" Dave asked doubtfully. He had been in Konoha for nine or ten years, and he had never heard of such a place.

"Hatsumizuda was a famous tailor master in the early days of the establishment of the capital of the Fire Nation. When he was young, even the daimyo of the Fire Nation would queue up to order the clothes he made. He had no children in his life. After the village was founded, he came to Konoha to retire. I found her a few years ago, and she was also learning how to make these new clothes in Konoha. After that, I basically asked her to customize all my clothes," Madara said slowly.

Of course Dave doesn't know...a famous tailor...from Sengoku's era...he knows nothing...

Soon, Hashirama and Izuna walked out of the room wearing new clothes. Izuna was still so handsome... Hashirama was a bit of a coquettish one... That red suit sparkled in the dark...

"Sister Tian, ​​let's go first. By the way, remember to let me know when your new clothes are ready. I'm almost ready over there." Madara greeted the other party.

"Yeah, I know" the old woman nodded and said with a smile.

on the road

"Uncle Madara, what are you ready for?" Dave asked doubtfully.

"I seem to have heard you talking about catwalk shows before, like Victoria's Secret or something like that. Madara and I think it's pretty good. We can promote these clothes, make Sister Tian live a better life, and make Konoha a little more lively." Madara has not yet Say something, Hashirama on the side said with a smile.

"...You...are you going to do the show yourself?" Dave was almost frightened and tripped...Oh my God...you are going to do the show...holy shit, are you all so fashionable? ?

"certainly!"

“What name or theme are you going to call this event?”

"Just call it, Senju Hashirama's Secret!"

"Ugly man, you don't deserve it. It should be called Uchiha Madara's Secret"

"Motor!"

“Hash hot mom!”

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