Crazy Dave Of Konoha

The next day, at 12 noon...

"Woah woah!!" Might Dai, Hatake Sakumo, and Kaguya Junma looked at the three crying children in front of them and had a headache...

"Brother Dave hasn't come back yet?" Kaguya Junma asked.

"I don't know. I called the teacher just now... The teacher didn't answer..." Sakumo shrugged helplessly.

"What should we do...the three of them haven't eaten anything for a long time..." Kaguya asked, rubbing his haggard little face.

"In the case of Orochimaru... Might Dai, you can carry him to find Aunt Yu later. In the case of Tsunade and Jiraiya... Kimima, it's time for us to need you." Sakumo thought for a moment, then looked to the side. Junma said solemnly.

"?" A question mark slowly appeared on Kaguya Junma's face, what does this have to do with me?

"Your bones! The teacher said that there are so many nutrients in your bones that they can even replace breast milk. I think..." Sakumo hasn't finished speaking.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! You don't even think about taking my bones from me without paying a penny!" Kaguya interrupted him immediately, hugging himself warily and roaring.

"Hehehe...that's not up to you!" Sakumo and Might Dai looked at each other and smiled...

"You! What are you going to do! Brother Dave said it! It is against the law to beat people in the village!!!"

"Did we hit you? We call this a friendly sparring session, do you understand?"

"Please do not!!"

a moment later

Looking at Kaguya Kimima in front of him with a bruised nose and swollen face, but not even a bone to protect himself... Hatake Sakumo felt that Kaguya Kimima was so tough for the first time...

"Forget it... Dai, please carry Orochimaru first and find Aunt Yu. I'll call Sister Tsukimi..." Sakumo had no choice but to call Tsukimi for help.

"Sakumo, why don't you call me sister?" When the call was connected, Tsukimi, who was cooking over there, asked.

"Sister Tsukimi, brother Dave went out last night and haven't come back yet... Tsunade and the others are crying from hunger..." Sakumo said quickly.

"Huh? Dave hasn't been back for so long. Did he tell you where he went before he left?" Yue Mei over there also asked in confusion.

"...Sister Yuemei, this is Junma. I know. Yesterday, brother Dave said he was going to some red light district, some young lady, some comfort, etc. I don't know what happened. You know Where is it?" Kaguya Kimima, who was beaten into a pig head, snatched the phone from Sakumo's hand and asked cutely...

Brother Dave...this is youth...if you are unkind...don't blame me for being unjust...I was beaten by White Hits...

"...Crackling..." There was a sound of pots and pans falling over the phone, and Junma smiled proudly.

Then Hatake Sakumo looked at Kaguya Kimima with his eyes wide open... Aren't you afraid that the teacher will come back to mess with you? Wow, Hatake Sakumo's understanding of Kaguya Kimima has been refreshed. In the past, he was only greedy for money and regarded money as his life. Now he has added another one... insidious... so insidious... Black Zetsu brother and Danzo brother are not necessarily He is insidious...

Black Zetsu:?

Danzo:?

Yue Mei over there was stunned for a few seconds and then hung up the phone. Hatake Sakumo swallowed... Teacher Dave... So what... I hope you are safe and sound when you come back later...

On the other side of the Hokage Building, all the public officials in the Hokage Building were panicking. Their immediate bosses could not be found! Hokage hasn't come all morning! This is his first official day in office! Making such a big mistake on the first day?

Usually this kind of thing is done by the Hokage assistant. The problem is that the Hokage assistant is also missing! The Hokage ran away with his secretary?

All the daily work in the Hokage building basically revolves around Hokage. If Hokage is gone, what work can we talk about. As a result, all personnel in the Hokage Building were dispatched to search for Hokage...

At the same time...in the Love Kidney Bar...five drunkards collapsed on the booths and fell asleep...

"You horse-harnessing man, you are mighty and majestic~ The galloping Junma is like the wind~ The endless wilderness is free to wander as far as the eye can see~" Dave's cell phone ringtone woke Dave up...

Dave opened his eyes with a slight struggle... He drank like crazy last night and now has a headache... He took out the mobile phone in his arms and saw that it was Yue Mei calling... Dave looked at it... Good guy. .More than a dozen...and one that Sakumo beat up...

"Hello...Yuemei..." Dave answered the phone...

"Dave-kun! Where have you been! Do you know that I'm very worried about you? Tsunade and the three little guys are all crying from hunger, and it's already noon! And... and... Kimima also said you were going... You went to the red light district to find a young lady... Is it true..." Yuemei's tone over there was very anxious... At the end of the sentence, there was a burst of choking...

"! Damn it! Damn it, Kaguya Junma, don't I break a hundred and eight of your bones when I get home! What, Tsukimi, don't listen to that brat Junma, I came to the bar with Uncle Madara and the others last night I drank too much and didn’t wake up until now. The four of them are still sleeping there. I’m going home now. You go and wait for me at home. I’ll be back soon!”

Dave had cut Kaguya Kimima into pieces countless times in his heart. How could this kid be so stupid? If I don’t beat the crap out of you when I get home, my last name won’t even be Senju!

"Well..." After being informed by Dave, Yue Mei's mood obviously calmed down... She hummed softly, wiped the tears on her face, and took the newly cooked rice with her. Just walked towards the Senju rental land.

"Uncle Madara, uncle, old father, uncle Izuna! Wake up, wake up!" Dave looked at SengokuF4 who was still sleeping next to him, patted their faces slightly hard, and called them up...

"Well~ I slept so soundly... Dave, what's the matter?" Hashirama stood up and stretched himself, and asked a little confused.

"...What time is it now!" Tobirama over there reacted quickly after waking up and asked quickly.

"It's 12 o'clock" Dave took out his mobile phone and put it in front of Tobirama and said slowly...

quiet...

"Ahhhh!! Damn it, Uchiha Izuna! Uchiha Madara! This is my official first day at work as a Hokage!!!" Tobirama looked at the time on the phone in front of him and roared with anger.

"Uchiha Izuna!! You're still sleeping here! What a piece of shit you are as a Hokage assistant! Come with me!!" Tobirama looked at Izuna who was still dozing next to him. He didn't care about anything and grabbed Izuna's shoulders. , a Flying Thunder God ran away...

The remaining three people were left looking at each other...

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