Crazy Dave Of Konoha

In the home of the second elder Uchiha

"Hey, Yue Mei, our family will be rich again soon!" Dave hugged Yue Mei excitedly and said happily.

"Giggles, Dave, haven't you always been rich?" Yue Mei asked with a giggle.

Dave used to be the veritable richest man in Konoha, and even the family's money couldn't cover it up. Dave also often sends gifts to Yue Mei, and Yue Mei also knows about it, such as...

Now basically all the shops in the commercial street are owned by Yue Mei... Yue Mei doesn't know what the purpose of Dave giving her such a gift... Dave said that he wanted her to experience the happiness of being a housewife, but Yue Mei didn't understand it. What kind of happiness is there...

After all, she was not short of money... Yue Mei also tried it when collecting rent... It was so tiring... The money didn't seem to be more than 1% of what Dave gave me... Later She stopped going and left this kind of matter to her father.

Uchiha Yangjiang will be happy then, she is still a daughter. Uchiha Kagami, that little brat, instead of giving money to his family, is he throwing money away to buy some game skins? I am already twelve or thirty years old, sitting at home with my computer every day, and I don’t even have a partner. Sad people.

Uchiha Changjiang is now almost sixty, and walks around the streets every day with a bunch of keys to collect rent...

However, since Dave is happy and his father is happy, Yue Mei is also happy.

"Hey, I used to be the richest man in Konoha Village, and now I am the richest man in the Fire Country! Waiting for a few years may be a bit too arrogant. Waiting for more than ten or twenty years, I am The richest man in the ninja world!"

"When the time comes! I will stand on the top of the wealth ladder in the ninja world, with a boring expression on my face saying that I have no interest in money ~ money is just a number to me ~" Dave told the imaginary scene in his mind.

"Giggle, Dave's ideal is really great." Yuemei covered her mouth and chuckled.

"Hey, father-in-law, are you going out to collect rent?" Dave and Yue Mei were cuddling on the grass in the courtyard. Suddenly Dave saw the figure of Uchiha Yangjiang passing by and shouted in confusion.

"Well, it's Dave. Hey, it's time to collect the rent again. My old bones have to be busy again. Every time I have to drag a sack of money home, my shoulders hurt." Look. The second elder Uchiha, with a bunch of keys hanging on his waist and a big bag in his hand, said something that made him want to be beaten... Dave was speechless...

"Where's the mirror? Won't he help you? I just saw him playing in the Ninja League in the house?" Dave asked doubtfully.

"Hmph, I sit in front of that computer every day and I'm not afraid that Sharingan will go blind? I just passed by there and heard what that brat was saying about Xiao Tiantian. If you want to be blue or something, what kind of game is that? "Huh?" The second elder Uchiha became angry when he mentioned Uchiha Kagami.

"...." Dave grinned slightly... Xiaotiantian... Uchiha Kagami... I really have you... Online dating has started...

On the other side, in Uchiha Kagami's room.

"Um, Brother Jing, did I trick you on 25/30/1? I saw my teammates were all sending ****, did I trick them?" A burst of "嘤嘤嘤" came from Uchiha Kagami's earphones. Whisper

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll help you spray them. What the hell, that's what they did, and they threw the pot on your head. It's okay, you can continue to take the heads as an assistant. By the way, blue has been refreshed, you go and kill it. Lan took it." Jing quickly comforted.

"Then...then...will the jungler be angry..." the girl asked with a choked voice.

"He's a piece of shit? Huh? What the heck? How can the beaten orphan Tobirama get the blue? It's okay, you take it. If he dares to say anything, I will spray him for you!" Uchiha Kagami waved his hand, showing off Said manly.

In the Konoha Internet cafe, Uchiha is playing games at the moment...

Uchiha Madara looked at the 25/30/1 auxiliary Reito on this panel with veins popping out on his head...

Uchiha Madara controlled Tobirama in the jungle. Oh, blue was refreshed. Madara wanted to get the blue after resurrecting, so he saw the stupid assistant walking towards his jungle area again...

After Uchiha Madara was resurrected, he looked at the empty jungle... and slowly closed his eyes... and then slowly placed his hands on the keyboard.

Ninja Dance God: Can the support not touch my blue?

Xiao Shanshan: But... But... Brother Jing said that the orphan Tobirama you beat doesn't need blue... Let me just take it...

Uchiha Madara was stunned for a moment, then immediately clicked on the panel

If you don't love me, please don't hurt me...

[The Ninja Dance God exits the game]

In the courtyard of the second elder Uchiha's home, Dave and Yue Mei were making love to each other on the grass, when suddenly a figure appeared at the door.

"Uncle Madara (teacher)? Why are you here?" Dave and Yue Mei stood up and looked at the arriving Madara, asking in confusion.

"Is that brat Uchiha Kagami at home?" Madara looked at Dave and asked expressionlessly.

"Uh...he's playing games in his room..." Dave said doubtfully, did Uncle Madara have anything to do with the mirror?

"Well, you go out first, so that it doesn't affect you later." Madara nodded, and then walked slowly towards the house.

Dave picked up Yue Mei and ran outside

"Susanoo!!"

"Ah!! Patriarch!! Why are you hitting me again!!"

When Uchiha Yangjiang returned home with a sack of money on his back, he looked at the ruins on the ground in front of him and the half-dead mirror lying on the ground covered in blood, with a look of confusion on his face...

"Dave, at home... what is happening here???" Uchiha Changjiang looked at the ruins on the ground, looked at Dave and his daughter aside and asked in confusion...

"Um... maybe... the mirror game tricked Uncle Madara again..." Dave swallowed and said slowly...

In the past, Uncle Madara's mirroring was at least just using his hands and ninjutsu, but this time he directly brought out the Gundam...

Uchiha has a headache... This unlucky kid gets into trouble every day, and every time he gets into trouble with Madara. He handed a sack of money into Dave's hand first, picked up the mirror and headed towards the hospital.

Inside the hospital.

Uchiha Kagami, covered in bandages, was lying on the bed, holding a mobile phone in his hand and looking at the penguins.

If you don’t love me, please don’t hurt me: [Picture]

Xiao Shanshan: Brother Jing, you are injured. You are so pitiful.

If you don’t like me, please don’t hurt me: Alas, Brother Jing, I am a ninja. I encountered an unexpected situation when I was playing a game with you just now. I was unfortunately injured after fighting with the enemy who sneaked up on me. But don't worry, the little thief who made the sneak attack is already dead.

Xiao Shanshan: Brother Jing, are you in the hospital? I'm going to check on you now.

If you don’t love me, please don’t hurt me: Huh? ? ? This... this is our first meeting...

Xiao Shanshan: Hehe, it’s okay, I’m going now. Just tell me which room it is in.

If you don’t love me, please don’t hurt me: xx room

After sending it, Jing immediately put down the phone.

"Father, am I handsome now?" Jing turned his bandaged face and looked at Uchiha Changjiang who was sitting beside him and asked.

Uchiha Changjiang was stunned for a moment

"Doctor! Doctor! My son's brain is broken!!!"