Crazy Dave Of Konoha

At dusk, in the hospital...

"Hiruzen...you...why are you...too??" Jing swallowed, looked at the bandaged Hiruzen and asked...

Could it be that he was bored, embarrassed, and alone in the hospital, so he disguised himself? No, maybe he was injured just to accompany him! this! This is friends! Are these brothers? !

The half-dead Hiruzen lay on the hospital bed and gave the mirror a look... You will understand for yourself...

Um! That must be the case!

"Brother Jing, this is some extra rice that mom made specially after she heard that you were injured. I brought it to you." At this moment, Xiao Shanshan appeared at the door, holding a box of lunch in her hand...

Hiruzen, who was lying on the hospital bed over there, was hit hard...

"That... that... Shanshan... your mother... knows about me??" Jing swallowed and suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart...

"Yeah," Xiao Shanshan nodded with a smile on her face.

She remembered that when she told her mother about this, her mother's Sharingan was opened. Her mother said she was excited and happy, and Shanshan also felt very happy. Later, my mother took a pack of white powder and said that brother Jing would recover faster after eating it. She added several packs to the rice.

Jing took the rice handed over by Shanshan and opened it slowly... Jing looked at the layer of white powder on the delicious food... and swallowed slowly...

"Why don't you eat, Brother Jing, um, do you want Shanshan to feed you?" Shanshan looked at Jing in confusion and asked...

"...Then...that...I...I...I'll do it myself..." Jingxin was about to cry without tears... Then he scooped up a large piece of snow and stuffed it into his mouth...

Hiruzen looked at it and let out a geigeigei laugh... Mirror, I will miss you...

"Eh? Why is there an older brother here? Brother, why are you always watching your brother eat in the mirror? Do you have no food to eat? Wait a minute. There is still some leftover from what mom made. I'll get some for you." Shan At this time, Shan also noticed Hiruzen beside him and said with a kind face...

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuniuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

At night, there were two more people in the hospital's emergency room...

the next day...

"Brother Jing, what's wrong with you?" Xiao Shanshan jumped into the ward. When he saw the pale and trembling figure on the bed, his mouth opened and he looked very surprised.

"No...it's okay...it's just...last night...the accomplice of the bad guy who was beaten to death by my brother came to seek revenge...my brother fought with him all night...and his injuries were even more serious. That's all..." Jing was out of breath as he spoke...

"Then...did this brother also fight with that bad guy all night?" Xiao Shanshan pointed at Hiruzen who was still foaming at the corner of his mouth and asked doubtfully.

"Well...he...he hurt me even more seriously in order to protect my brother..." Jing smiled lightly...

"Wow! Thank you so much for protecting Brother Jing!!" Xiao Shanshan looked at Hiruzen with a starry face and said...

"I...you..." Hiruzen raised his hand weakly and pointed at himself and the mirror...then turned around and fainted...

"Doctor! Doctor! Someone come quickly! Hiruzen has passed out!!"

Meanwhile, at Dave's house...

"Kaguya, you have caused this problem yourself and you have to deal with it yourself..." Dave looked at the little girl in front of him with a headache, then looked at Kaguya Junma beside him and said...

Damn...what happened these two days...

"What to deal with? I tell you! It doesn't cost you money! It costs your life!" Kaguya raised his neck and said forcefully.

"You! You! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

"Go away." Dave kicked Junma away. What the hell, it’s even more shameless than Jingna’s pervert.

Kimima looked at Dave with a grievance... I'm going to file a complaint, I'm going to tell Kakuzu's dad... Well... Kakuzu's dad doesn't seem to be in the village these two days... I'm going to tell Tobirama's dad! Tobirama's father seems to be a Hokage, he is very busy every day..I want to tell Izuna's mother, father! Um! Just tell Izuna's dad!

"Little girl, tell me, how much money did this little bastard cheat you? I'll pay you back." Dave picked up the crying little girl who was squatting on the ground and asked softly.

"My mother was sick, and that was the money to buy medicine for her. He lied to me and said that these powders could cure my mother's illness. But after I got home, my mother drank it and it had no effect at all. That's because my father was out for the past two days. The money I got from work..." The little girl started crying as she spoke...

"Hey, hey, that's powder made from my bones, the bones of the Teru Yoruichi clan! It's very expensive and has high nutritional value, okay? If your mother can't be cured by drinking it, that's your mother's problem!" Kimima continued speaking with his neck crossed.

"Wow!!" The little girl cried again after hearing this...

"Damn it, shut up and go away. I'll teach you a lesson later." A vein popped up on Dave's head and he kicked Junma away. What the hell, do you really think your bones are a cure-all for all diseases? How shameless are you taking money from other girls?

"Good boy, stop crying. That annoying kid flew out. Come on, tell your brother how much money he cheated you." Dave continued to comfort the little girl in his arms softly.

"30,000 silver taels," the little girl said with a choked voice as she wiped the tears from her face.

"30,000 silver taels, no problem. Brother, let me ask you a question. Did you just say that your father works outside? Is he from the Kidney Love Company?" Dave nodded and then asked.

"Hmm...Dad is a worker at the Kidney Love Company. What did I tell my dad a few days ago...that the black-faced devil went to build some kind of base station outside?" the little girl nodded and said.

"That's it, um~ Brother, I am the boss of the Kidney Love Company. Since your mother is sick and your father works outside, let's go back and tell your mother to go to the hospital for treatment. Brother will pay for the treatment. If you pay, my brother will return the 30,000 silver to you," Dave said with a smile.

"Really...really..." The little girl couldn't believe it...

"Well, I will also ask that brat to return the 30,000 silver to you in person." Dave nodded and said with a smile.

"Impossible!! Absolutely impossible! I, Kaguya Kimima, will never give money to others!!"

"Get the fuck out of here!!"