Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 111

“I’m here to help you disc.”

Hearing that Wang Hepeng started to learn dialects, Luan Yunping also learned, “You are here to help me disc, but you still want to help me with your accent? I have no basic cross talk skills, you might as well continue to damage the Master.”

“That’s OK!”

Suddenly, Wang Hepeng was really obedient and returned to Mandarin in an instant, “Just say that there was a little black Fatty who sat motionless on a stool for thousands of years!

The locals were curious, but they understood at a glance, oh, it turns out that this is the bastard. ”

“Oh! You really want to die, you.”

“You didn’t let me.” Wang Hepeng on the stage suddenly looked at Guo Degang and explained plausibly, “Master, this is the request of Luan team, and it has nothing to do with me.

No, Master, what are you doing on your feet? Didn’t say you are the bastard! ”

“Please, keep your voice down.” Luan Yunping almost couldn’t stop him, and rushed over, wishing to pinch his throat with both hands.

“Zero five three hahahahaha!”

The audience on the scene burst into laughter.

Hasn’t this been said yet?

Xiao Hei Fatty and sitting on a stool indicate Guo Degang next to him.

But now Guo Degang has a dark expression and a very complicated expression.

Looking straight at Wang Hepeng.

The laughter lingered for a while before vaguely stopped, Luan Yunping really had no choice but to say, “I was wrong! As long as you don’t say Master, I will listen to your uncle’s opinion.”

“That’s not enough.” Wang Hepeng disapproved, and once again reversed the dialect, “It’s the accent that can help you pinch!”

Luan Yunping wiped her cold sweat, “Why do we have to have this accent to help us?”

“Just talk about you cross talk, why don’t people like to watch it, why are so many people scolding on the Internet?”

“It’s hard to talk about it!”

“No!” Wang Hepeng vetoed.

“Then why?”

“People love to watch TV series! Because there are so many types of TV series! They are also popular!”

“What types are there!”

“That’s too much.” After breaking his mouth, Wang Hepeng’s voice rose by an octave as he sang, “Large! Ancient costume! Fantasy! Fairy chivalry!”

“Hey, it’s not our surprise!”

“Large! Urban! Romance! Romance! Large! Science fiction! Suspenseful romantic drama! Large…

“Eh eh, watch out for false teeth, it’s too scary, please tell me! It would be superfluous to have a microphone for you.”

“There are so many types of TV series!”

Luan Yunping was so scared that she kept clutching her heart and waved her hands again and again, “The type has nothing to do with cross talk!”

“Eh~, if you talk about cross talk on TV now, you have to learn from TV dramas!”

“What TV series do I learn from!”

“It’s the most popular recently, the large-scale ancient costume Fantasy Xianxia drama. You can learn from it, the first large-scale ancient costume Fantasy Xianxia cross talk in China. You can imagine standing on the fairy sword of Xiu Xian, flying with the sword, say it is thousands of kilometers away. Cross talk, dazzle not dazzle!

“Hyun, especially Hyun, even more dazzling than that big flower! It’s just that the wind is bigger.”

“Don’t be afraid, there is a Master.”

“What’s wrong?”

“Find a rope and put it on him, throw it from a kilometer high, and get stuck on the ground. Hey, this fairy sword can’t fly.”

“Co-author, Master is an anchor, isn’t it?”

After a few words, the audience couldn’t laugh. What the hell are these.

It happened that the recent big-fire TV series are ancient costumes such as Xiuxian. After Wang Hepeng’s combination, neither of them can be watched, but it made Guo Degang stuck. This is an idea.

It depends on how it gets stuck.

Guo Degang didn’t feel good about smashing it on himself, but it was impossible to be really angry.

It was a relief to see that the cross talk of his apprentice had returned to the formal level.

The section of “Qin Qiong Viewing the Array” just now is true, he also said a good word silently in his heart.

There is no way, how can the proficiency given by the system be weak, and Guo Degang can’t find the fault if he analyzes it.

Amidst the rippling laughter, the cross talk continued.

Luan Yunping thought about it in her mind, spreading her hands, “Hey! I can’t say this cross talk, I can’t say it!”

“No, you try to try”

“We don’t usually say that”

“What do you usually say, come here, and I will listen”

Luan Yunping nodded, smiling in front of the audience, taking out the performance state, and said: “We usually go to this stop, thank the audience friends for the warm applause.”

As soon as the words came, Wang Hepeng couldn’t see it in an instant, just like seeing dirty things, “Why do you guys talk about cross talk so don’t wanting face pinch!”

“what happened again”

“Applause when you come up, and applause when you come up!”

“Why don’t you usually have to do this!” Luan Yunping couldn’t figure it out.

“You are not an ordinary comedian, you are Guo Degang’s lover.

In addition, what you are talking about is a large-scale ancient costume Fantasy Xianxia cross talk. You have to pay attention to the wording and lean toward the cultivation of immortals, so the applause can’t be called applause! ”

“That’s the applause?”

“Tian Lei!”

“What’s your name!?” Luan Yunping was silly when she heard this………..

“Tian Lei!”

“Oh, this cross talk that strikes thunder!”

When the voice fell, the audience of comedians couldn’t hold back one by one, and laughed out loud. Who could think of how to describe the applause.

“Audience friends can’t call audience friends either!” Wang Hepeng continued.

“The audience must be called…”

“All the immortals!”

Luan Yunping: “Return to a pig fairy? Is there a dog fairy?”

“There is also the chicken fairy pinch, and the donkey fairy pinch, and the king Eight Immortals pinch.”

“Then you are messy, what is Pig Fairy?”

“All great immortals are referred to as Zhuxian, kowtow to all immortals, the thunder is rolling~” Wang Hepeng’s hand moved, and the sound was loud, and there was a lot of applause on the court. The audience decisively guessed Wang Hepeng’s brain and didn’t pass it once.

“Look, you see, how much the audience likes it. Come on, you go on talking.”

Luan Yunping had no choice but to face the audience again, “It’s an honor to stand on this stage and perform with all the teachers!”

“Tsk tusk, tusk tusk!”

“Tsk what, believe it or not, I’ll bite you.”

“Oh, your word is too watery, you have to pay attention to the wording when you tell you this word, pay attention to the wording!”

“How to pay attention!”

“The stage cannot be called the stage, it must be called Zhu Xiantai!”

“I have to die, am I!”

“The scene can’t be called the scene! It must be called the “universal waste”!”

“Oops!”

“An actor can’t be called an actor, it has to be called a god, just like our Master, that is Meixian.”

“Oh? The matchmaker, who is in charge of the marriage?”

“No! It’s a fairy made from coal.”

“Hi!”

There was a lot of laughter from the audience, no matter what they said was to make Guo Degang lie down.

“Of course a show cannot be called a show, it has to be called Transcends Tribulation!”

“Can this still be a cross talk? You come here and listen to it first.” Luan Yunping made a please gesture.

The scene is getting better, and the lines that Wang Hepeng said are interesting to the audience. They fit the things that many young people like. When they said it again, the scene suddenly burst into applause.

Wang Hepeng did not refuse either.

A serious look like never before, facing the audience.

“You have to say that, you know?”

After looking at the audience, Wang Hepeng set up a fan and shook his head and shouted: “I am very happy~ I can share the Transcends Tribulation on this Zhuxiantai with the immortals in the world.”