Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 118

“Isn’t it? After saying that, Guo De just opened his coat and squatted there to beat his leg.”

As soon as Wang Hepeng finished speaking, behind the microphone, he lowered his body to look like Guo Degang squatted and beat Guo Qiling’s leg.

The audience at the bottom of this scene was more mad with joy.

A wave of laughter evokes a wave.

Which one thought it ended up here.

The place was opened immediately, and the atmosphere and emotions gradually emerged

Luan Yunping couldn’t listen anymore, “Master, he doesn’t have a word, the word is given by him.”

Amidst the laughter, Wang Hepeng still answered.

“Guo Qiling didn’t see it. He closed his eyes. When he raised his eyelid to see his father, he shuddered in fright. Ouch, dad, I’m sorry, oops, this is oolong, I…I thought it was me. Master Yu Qian.”

Luan Yunping was here to explode and scolded Wang Hepeng, “You are deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestor!!”

Hahahahaha…

Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck!

The laughter didn’t stop, and the applause rose instantly.

The scene became more and more unsaveable.

They also know that Guo Qiling’s Master is Yu Qian, the latest thing.

Now both of them dared to get in and say.

Wang Hepeng’s style is so attractive. The audience watched him perform, “Let’s do it, Dad, you leave my leg with Master, and you press my shoulder.”

“Okay!”

Luan Yunping hurriedly pulled and stopped Wang Hepeng, “This is too bloated! It deserves it!”

“Yeah! We step on him, step on this Guo Qiling, step on the Master’s son, we will be even more popular.”

“That’s not good! It’s not enough.”

“Not enough, okay, let’s talk about the work.” After that, Wang Hepeng pointed behind him and motioned to the sketch actors who were on the same stage with him, “As far as their work is from beginning to end, I haven’t seen any of them. ”

“Yes?”

“Sentimental at the end, sensational at the end.”

“This is their common problem.”

“What kind of sentiment, this is a comedian, is this a tragedy?”

“They went to the wrong set.”

“Is that right?” Wang Hepeng nodded, and gestured to the two of him. “Look at our brothers forever bringing joy to everyone.”

“We are the source of joy.”

“This is a comedian, can you make the comedy a little purer.”

“That’s right, this…”

As soon as the words were halfway down, an erhu sound rang through the audience, listening to each tone one by one was so tragedy and wanted to cry.

Suddenly, Wang Hepeng choked with tears in his eyes. He looked at the audience and continued to speak with a crying voice, “Crosstalk…Four lessons…Speak, learn, sing…!”

I couldn’t say anymore, Wang Hepeng covered his face with one hand, and he cried with a brake, his voice was extremely sharp.

With a roar, everyone laughed crazy again.

What kind of sound is this?

Tears all laughed a lot, and the Wang Hepeng they knew had never been disappointed.

“Music stop!”

Suddenly Wang Hepeng came out of the tragedy, roared, and pointed at the audience, “Don’t have fun anymore, what fun? For this good show, I will tell you that the director will be delayed.”

“director?”

“It’s all the director.”

“Yes! Fuck him!” Luan Yunping was still excited when she saw that she wanted to continue her frustration.

But Wang Hepeng suddenly turned his head and looked at his partner, “All right! The director scolded him.”

“No, it’s too far! Who’s red, who’s the one.”

“Who do you love? Who else am I?”

“I love who I am, who I am talking about, I am quick, not enough.”

Behind his back with his hands, Wang Hepeng’s expression became more and more cold, “Luan Yunping, have you passed today? Have you been on stage to eat chicken blood?”

“No! You continue to be stunned.”

“Who am I stunned? I stunned Wang Yibo? I stunned Jiang Kun, an old artist?”

With a slap, Luan Yunping slapped the table, extremely excited, “Should have been scolded!”

There was a bang.

The audience suddenly exploded, their scalp numb, and there was a lot of noise.

“Can this show be broadcast later?”

“Too awesome! Really not afraid of things.”

“Appreciating their attitude, why is that person afraid of him?”

“He hasn’t been counseled since I knew Wang Hepeng. I am 100% sure that this word was written by Wang Hepeng. Luan Yunping also played a lot with her partner.

Great! ”

“But this is a little too dare!”

After all, some people squeezed a sweat, but they were really shocked. These two people are really not afraid of the sky falling down.

Don’t worry about something.

Now many people want to go out and throw this show to Jiang Kun, but unfortunately they can’t.

At this time, Guo Degang’s expression has always been the audience’s goal, without frowning, and not worrying about what will happen to his apprentice. He laughed the whole time.

Sitting on the chair, silently watching the apprentice.

His eyes are full of spoiling.

“What’s so bad about them?” Wang Hepeng couldn’t understand him Luan Yunping.

“Do you care about him? We have a big fire, you don’t want fire, I want fire!”

“Do you want fire?”

“Yes, there is a bonus.”

“Okay!” Wang Hepeng stretched out his hand and clicked on Luan Yunping’s, “I will make you angry today. Have you heard that sentence?”

“what?”

“Eat a bite of Tang Seng meat to live forever, and curse Guo Degang to be a big hit.”

With one brush, Luan Yunping’s face turned green, and her whole body was smashed on the cross talk table.

No matter how he thought of this, he was about to cause trouble, and he couldn’t be afraid.

“Don’t, Hepeng, don’t say it!”

“Don’t you want fire? Luan Yunping today I will let you fire once.” Wang Hepeng looked at Guo Degang next to him with a pair of eyes.

“I will scold now.”

“Don’t don’t! No!” Luan Yunping has already started at this time, holding Wang Hepeng’s left arm, desperately blocking, he is Master’s lover.

“Hepeng, I’m sorry, it’s not… don’t…!”

“I can’t stand up when I scold me! I have to kneel and scold! For a while, I’m afraid that when the Master beats me, I won’t be able to reach me!”

Hahaha~

With a pop of laughter, Wang Hepeng knelt on both knees, facing Guo Degang’s direction.

Guo Degang looked strange and looked straight at Wang Hepeng.

“Luan Yunping, you are going to be on fire…!”

“Get up.” Luan Yunping was anxious, pulling Wang Hepeng’s body, riveting enough strength but couldn’t pull it, no way, and anxiously shouted at the top, “Quick! It’s over! It’s over!”

Falling down.

The red curtain slowly fell, and the two people on the stage were still arguing.

The audience was overjoyed.

“Oh!”

“good!”

“Quack chick!”

Applause! applause! Laughter is mixed!

The sound quickly penetrates the recording scene.

Such a work is perfectly said to the hearts of all the audiences. The fabricated work does not fit the current hot spot at all.

And I think Wang Hepeng and Luan Yunping really dare to talk.

The sketch actors in the backstage can only applaud, and for a long time they can’t say anything. What kind of talent has Guo Degang sent to participate in the show, and every scene has made such a sense.

They have to worry about their own rankings in every game.

As for Cao Yunjing, it is clear to what extent the tension of this work has reached. At that time, what the Master said when he entered the lounge was not a bit fake. .