Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 135

When Young Master arrived here, he heard something more wrong, and stopped Wang Hepeng, “Hey, that’s not right, everyone goes on horseback.”

Wang Hepeng also respectfully returned to Master Shao Ma, “I have never ridden a horse, I am afraid of being unstable.”

“Well, that’s okay!”

“Pull my cow. Bring my pole!”

“It’s not plausible! People go into battle with swords and guns, where-there is a pole?”

“Don’t worry, there is still a gun in it.”

Young Master: “Oh, that’s okay!”

After answering the words of Master Shao Ma, Wang Hepeng appeared on stage with a fan, “I was riding a pole and holding a cow at the time.”

“Very good…” Young Master was about to boast, but his voice stopped abruptly, thinking about what a weird scene this was.

The view below also suddenly had a picture of what Wang Hepeng said, and he uttered aloud, riding on a pole and holding a bull, uncertain of what it looked like.

This time the bull is turning over, it is estimated that the robbery will be scared to death.

“It’s not plausible! It’s called holding a bull and riding a pole… Hey! I was wrong too. Riding a bull and holding a pole.” Shao Ma hurriedly said.

“Oh, yes!” Wang Hepeng nodded, raised the fan in his hand, fiercely, “I raised the pole and shouted: What a thief, what a thief!

I put down my weapon, you spare me not to die! Wow…”

Young Master hurriedly stopped again, “Don’t wow! You surrender before you fight?”

Wang Hepeng: “Who surrendered?”

Master Shao Ma: “You surrendered, what you said, and I lay down my weapons. Is it fair to say that you spare me not to die? Is it fair? Is it the other way round?”

Wang Hepeng: “It’s the other way around? I’m giving him a step. If you are sensible, wouldn’t you let me pass it?”

Young Master: It’s okay! What do they do? It’s Jie Dao’er! ”

Wang Hepeng: “Hey, let’s not say, I met this thief, I am a cruel thief.”

Young Master: “How fresh!”

Wang Hepeng: “Don’t listen to me. I picked up the big iron rod and whimpered to my head-it hit it all at once.”

Young Master: “Hurry up and hide!”

“How can I hide? I, put the pole in a horizontal direction, come with a strong gate, and greet him with the iron rod, just listen to the “click”.”

At this point, Wang Hepeng’s fan was originally used to greet the opponent’s weapon, and he suddenly took it down and hit the table to simulate the sound of a blow.

After a beating on the stage and hearing the sound, the audience below instantly felt it.

There is a sense of substitution.

The mood of the audience’s state is very good.

All fascinated.

Young Master also paid attention to this scene. He knew before that he would handle these things, but now he really didn’t expect it.

When used in traditional jokes, the effect is still very good.

The warmth in my heart continued, and I even felt that this child was talented.

Without delay, after the voice appeared, Master Shao Ma put his hands on the table and quickly asked.

“The iron rod flew?”

“The shoulder pole is folded. But it doesn’t matter if it is folded.” Wang Hepeng waved his hand, and compared it to a gesture of taking a gun.

“Oh! Yes! There are guns here.”

“I turned around and gave him a shot back.”

“That’s called back to the carbine.”

“I rode a cow.”

“Hi, I forgot about this, so good.”

“This thief is really fast, huh! He grabbed the tip of the spear. The thief said: Take it here! I said: Okay, here you are.”

With a bang, Wang Hepeng spread his hands and put the fan on the table.

“Now let go?”

“I can’t win him from my strength.”

“Look at this terrible energy.” Young Master was worried, frowning, he might be dead in front of his eyes.

“I’m empty-handed without weapons.”

“Then urge the cow to run!”

Wang Hepeng himself felt uncomfortable, “This bull is also lacking in virtue. Not only does he not run away at this time, he makes do with the thief. It’s over, it’s broken, it’s broken, my life is gone!

But hug my head, hahaha, I’m happy again. ”

“Why are you happy again?”

“There are two knives behind this back. I’m not afraid of him now. I am all on the knives at this point. I touch the handle of the knives, huh! Both knives are taken out!”

Speaking of this, Wang Hepeng immediately picked up two fans from the table, did not open them, held one end, played a double-sword fancy behind the microphone, and then lunged out.

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi.

Applause broke out automatically in the audience. They were all memorable pieces. They really didn’t have any excuses for Wang Hepeng’s “Bodyguard” figure.

I can’t find faults even if I want to.

Where did Wang Hepeng care about this? After playing a double-knife style with a fan, he was still plausible.

“I smashed the thief’s iron rod with the knife in my left hand, and made a sea fishing with the knife in my right hand. I heard a bang, red light splashed, blood drenched, and Dou Da’s head fell into the ground and whispered!”

“Yo, you killed the thief?”

“I slaughtered the cow.”

“Hi!”

The last word, Young Master, said with a smile on his face.

It means that the whole paragraph of “Bodyguard” is finished.

The audience burst into thunderous applause.

“Oh, good!”

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“Ha ha!”

In this cross talk, they can be said to have seen the other side of Wang Hepeng. Those who came to see the cross talk today, they all saw a new one.

More importantly.

Wang Hepeng and Shao Ma made a great match.

It’s almost as smooth as working together for decades.

The whole body is capable.

There was applause and cheers.

The two took a step back together and bowed deeply.

When straight up.

There is no plan to leave the stage, but they are all separated from the state of performance.

Wang Hepeng, Young Master!

The latter smiled extremely brightly, always watching Wang Hepeng’s movements sideways. After the applause fell, Master Shao Ma couldn’t help his inner excitement at all.

“Dear fathers and folks, I am deliberately following this kid to talk about it, and I dare not say anything big, but this kid said it well this time.

0 ………….

There is no exaggeration. Listening to his section, I will not even notice his Coke in any section. ”

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi.

When Young Master said so, the audience applauded again. Wang Hepeng was flattered and quickly bowed deeply to Young Master and the audience.

This is really too exaggerated.

Backstage Guo Degang was also relieved. To be able to boast so much, Wang Hepeng is definitely the first person among this junior.

After Wang Hepeng straightened his body, he kept putting his hands together, still thanking him.

Then he said something a little bit.

After a while, he invited his assistant assistant brother for this time to come up, and naturally Guo Degang was also invited.

After the last show is finished, it’s time for the curtain call.

In the face of this young master, how could Guo Degang not show up.

Seeing Master coming over, Wang Hepeng immediately gave up his position.

This is the basic rule.

Guo Degang looked at the old Young Masters in the audience and smiled happily. This is his hometown. He started from here and entered Beijing three times.

Now that Ronggui’s hometown is not to be mentioned, the apprentice is as good as this.

“Master! Thank you for coming to this show. You are tired of talking too. Would you like to listen to the juniors singing and singing?”

Young Master naturally didn’t say anything, and nodded in agreement, “That’s good!”

Taking advantage of his efforts, Guo Degang glanced back at the apprentices behind him, Guo Qiling, Shaobing, Meng Hetang, and Yue Yunpeng were all there.

A big shot.

“Okay! Just a “Painting Fan”!”

Upon listening to this song, Wang Hepeng, who was still happily standing a little behind, was completely overwhelmed, and he snorted in his heart.

“No? Is this coming?” Six.